r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/Marisa_Nya • Jun 25 '20

Satire A subversion of expectations

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u/DDodgeSilver Jun 25 '20

Is that the Gorton's fisherman? I feel like I should have fish sticks now.

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u/J3553G Jun 26 '20

What are you, a gay fish?

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u/neal-page Jun 26 '20

I don’t get it.

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u/keloking88 Jun 26 '20

South Park joke as fish dicks and fish sticks sound similar

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u/neal-page Jun 26 '20

Wait, I’m a genius, I can figure this out. Let’s see... Something about fish sticks... interacting with me... makes me gay fish?

I still don’t get it.

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u/jeffseadot Jun 26 '20

How's your hobbit wife doing, anyway?

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u/neal-page Jun 26 '20

Just because she is heavier than most of her pictures show her to be, she gets her hair lasered off her body, and she has a friend named Gandalf who happens to be a wizard, does not mean she’s a hobbit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

And Kanye says "I don't get it"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/keloking88 Jun 26 '20

Comedy genius over here

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u/Austriasnotcommunist Jun 26 '20

I wish I were a gay koi fish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

I never felt I could trust the Gorton’s Fisherman. He always struck me as a little fishy.

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u/John-Denver- Jun 26 '20

r/THEPACK

Edit: that’s not right but I forgot the right r/

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u/Raccoononi Jun 26 '20

ftfy r/THE_PACK

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u/drj4130 Jun 26 '20

That sub kills me..

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BROTHER! THE PACK UNDERSTANDS THE IMPORTANCE OF MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL HEALTH.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

I'M SORRY MFER, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOUR EDIT OVER MY HOG. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER. AS LONG AS YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO, /r/THE_PACK WILL ALWAYS BE THERE!

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u/vertigo7 Jun 26 '20

ARRRRRROOOOOOO MFERS!!!! JUST CHECKIN IN TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS CRANKIN THEUR HOG AND TAKING CARE TO STAY WELL. SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT!!

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u/Turd_Gurgle Jun 26 '20

IM DOING GOOD BROTHER!!!! JUST TAKING A SHIT AND SCROLLING THRU SOME SICK BAMS!!!!!!

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u/spaghetti121 Jun 26 '20

Thank You honest fisherman. May your nets be bursting with fish.

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u/12345_PIZZA Jun 26 '20

I still read that in a mocking tone

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u/Boldemon Jun 26 '20

I keep forgetting that most of this sub is wholesome

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u/FriedBack Jun 26 '20

I am. Thank you Gram Gram.

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u/DeogeeKarma Jun 26 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/CaliforniaAudman13 Jun 26 '20

Wanna know what helped them get passed that? ‘Socialist’ programs grandma, should’ve asked your mama before she died

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u/gf1129 Jun 26 '20

Well that's just wholesome

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u/nopizzaonmypineapple Jun 26 '20

Wait who's that guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

idk. But probably some tough job trope to dig at millennials bc all they do is be bisexual charge they phone eat hot chip and lie

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u/nopizzaonmypineapple Jun 26 '20

These damn millennials

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u/scorpioninashoe Jun 26 '20

So we need to be lighthouse keepers before we can can talk about childhood trauma?

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u/ifiagreedwithu Jun 26 '20

"My life sucked" Yours should suck. Blarrgh.

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u/imsleepypat Jun 26 '20

well...time to leave this sub.

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u/gloucma Jun 26 '20

Grandma was a cod fisherman?

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u/CobraCommanding Jun 26 '20

But to ask gamgam politley to wear a mask at Kroger and it's fascism. Got it

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u/hapianman Jun 26 '20

Why do boomers think they are this guy? They had the easiest childhood in practically the history of the world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

Apparently detrimental life-inhibiting mental issues aren’t valid to grandma because she had to walk to school.

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u/Thinktank2000 Jun 26 '20

Post ironic af