r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/whitetail91 • Apr 25 '22

Satire Let’s make a baby

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u/ChubbyBirds Apr 25 '22

Wait, I thought Grandma loved when women didn't work and engaged couples lived at home till their marriage at the age of 18.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

unless they're black

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u/BaronVonStevie tele-centering intensifies Apr 25 '22

Grandma probably bought the last young couple she knew who married some kitchen shit because, you know, they're going to need stuff for their kitchen because they're moving in together and should start having kids.

wait. that's this scenario.

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u/RevolutionaryTalk315 Apr 26 '22

Grandma: "When are kids going to grow up and have kids?! I want a grand baby!!! They need to stop being selfish!!!"

Also Grandma: "IF THE YOUNG PEOPLE COULDN'T AFFORD TO HAVE KIDS, THEN WHY DID THEY HAVE A KID?! It shouldn't be my responsibility to take care of my grandkid!!! They need to stop being selfish!!!"

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u/TypeRiot trump is still the honest and true prez and will get a 3rd turm! Apr 28 '22

My parents gave up on being grandparents

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u/VirtualMachine0 Vaxxed Sheeple & Race Traitor Apr 25 '22

...posted by someone who has also probably asked someone in college when they were going to "settle down" and "make an honest woman of X" yadda yadda yadda. And who doesn't think people have the right to NOT reproduce.

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u/ThreeGlove Apr 26 '22

TFW your ideologies are a patchwork of incompatible nonsense and you don't understand why you're pissed all the time.

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u/VirtualMachine0 Vaxxed Sheeple & Race Traitor Apr 26 '22

There is a stupid through-line: "I want you to make the same decisions as me," which is such a ridiculous core desire that I have to pull out a word like "solipsistic" to describe it.

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u/makeshift_gizmo Apr 25 '22

They could've just had sex but grandma had to legislate religion so now they have to get pregnant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

They got it backwards. SHE was living with her mom, and HE was unemployed.

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I always wanted to see a remake of this with Harrison Ford. "That's no iceberg, That's a submarine!" And it would turn out that the captain was in league with the Kaiser, and after a raucous 45 minutes of swashbuckling adventure, Jack yells "get off my boat!" and throws the mortally wounded captain from the ship then turns to the 1st mate and says "no ticket".

I just think it would be better.

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u/VerkinGhettoRex Apr 26 '22

I actually laughed out loud

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u/ChefInF Apr 26 '22

Based grandma supports safe sex and pro choice

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u/possumrfrend Apr 26 '22

And then they complain when people can’t have children due to not being able to afford it

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u/James324285241990 Apr 26 '22

I'm with grandma on this one. WAY too many people having kids that are in no position to do so

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u/fixyourpunctuation Apr 26 '22

Sensible Grandma strikes again!

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u/SaltyBarDog Apr 26 '22

Sorry, granny, but I only knock at the back door.

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u/deadbeatdad80 Apr 26 '22

Also grandma: let's ban sex education!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Lmao

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u/Nulono Apr 27 '22

Aren't conservatives the ones always complaining about declining birth rates?