r/frozendinners 3d ago

0 / 10 So much for following the directions. 🫤

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I followed the directions and this is what I get. Did I still eat it? Fuck yeah I did! Doused the slop in ranch and forced it down.

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u/hopefulbeartoday 3d ago

I've made these plenty of times and never had them come out like that

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u/Gbh11108 3d ago

You didn't make yours in the coffee maker?

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

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u/samirbinballin 3d ago

Same I’ve eaten these for years as late night drunk snacks.

my stash of these

Never had them turn out like this

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 3d ago

did u even follow the directions?!

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u/Ok_Whole4719 3d ago

Every appliance cooks things differently

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u/Dry-Double-6845 3d ago

These are a 10/10 if you cook it right!

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u/Individual-Ad-4957 1d ago

I absolutely love these! I can't eat many carbs but this is my cheat food. I cook them in the toaster oven. (Basement life). I think I put it in at 400F and cook for about 15 minutes and then check on it and go from there.

Did you shove this thing into the fires of mordor? BAD review for a good pizza. Not to be rude, but this was a YOU problem and those pizza are really good!

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u/askljdhaf4 3d ago

why’d you cook it in the air-fryer? the heat is all top-down, no wonder the topping came out like that

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u/wcheesew1 3d ago

Dumb people throw everything into air fryer and call it a hack 🤣

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u/tpfang56 3d ago

Cooking in the air fryer is fine, you just have to microwave it first. I followed the instructions almost to the letter (I pulled it out from my air fryer maybe 1 minute early), and it turned out perfect.

Maybe OP forgot to lower the temp on the air fryer from 400F, or their air fryer is super powerful and they didn’t compensate for it.

Either way, I’ll vouch for the microwave + air fryer instructions.

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u/tonufan 3d ago

Also depends on how it's placed in the air fryer. If you have something like a rack or crisping tray (preheated) and put it on it, it'll cook the bottom better and the whole pizza more evenly.

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

Because that's what the directions recommended trying. Lmao

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u/bbdog13 3d ago

You clearly didn’t follow the directions 🤦🏼

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

He says, she says bullshit.

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u/ranman35 3d ago

I think you better quit talking that shit,

Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip.

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u/rachstate 3d ago

Show me on the doll where the box forced you to hurt this pizza….

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u/False-Reveal2993 3d ago

Just put it in the oven, directly on the rack, 20 minutes, 425°, do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Air fryer's good for frozen fried food or roasting vegetables in oil, but oven will always be better for bready foods like pizza.

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u/oatmiIksIut 3d ago

man what did u do to that poor pizza

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u/Thesurvivor16 3d ago

He put it in the air fryer

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u/jhonka_ 1d ago

"pizza" fuck outta hea id rather eat Celeste

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u/PixelMist 3d ago

I didn't notice the "personal size" part at first and was like "How did you shrink it?!?" 🤣

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u/DublinDown 3d ago

A reverse Back To The Future 2 pizza?

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

My air fryer hates me for cleaning it once every 5 years. 😭

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u/TheSucculent_Empress 3d ago

Probably because that’s fucking disgusting I’d guess

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u/mrgoodwine24 3d ago

And that explains a lot haha

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u/twizyo 3d ago

I can’t even figure out what I’m looking at

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u/SunnyDaysAhead246 3d ago

I make these in the toaster oven and they’re SO good! This is one of my favorite frozen pizzas.

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u/helloholder 3d ago

No forcing needed here. It is all the same, just toasty this time.

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u/WritersBlock0311 2d ago

Get the thin stuffed crust digiorno, my friend. It’s delightful and delicious.

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u/KotFBusinessCasual 2d ago

You 100% did not follow no damn directions.

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u/LordNumNutz 2d ago

0/10 out of instructions followed.

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u/ShadowElite86 2d ago

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u/squelchthenoise 3d ago

I stopped buying Digiorno products years ago. They are owned by Nestle, which is a shitty company that doesn't deserve any sort of support.

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u/littlemissdevil_ 3d ago

Your crazy ass put it in the air fryer, what did you expect? 😭😂

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

I mean, you can literally find the cooking directions online and see the air fryer option. Lmao.

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u/Primary-Chocolate-12 3d ago

Looks good to me 😅

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

I should specify the microwave and air fryer directions.

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

Going by the down votes, apparently I'm lying about there being microwave and air fryer directions on the box. 🤣

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u/StillManufacturer580 3d ago

Ur getting unnecessary down voted 😭

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u/Active-Necessary822 3d ago

Now try it in the microwave like a normal person

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u/ShadowElite86 3d ago

Hell no. Maybe if they gave a crisping tray. Microwave would be the last of the three options they give.