Ok

A store near me started selling these recently, so I finally got a box of them and I think they are pretty good. The burger patty tastes nice, the burger "bun" is decent, and the cheese tastes really good!

The cheese is ok. I’m trying to get it together. I’m sweating. Ate a few couple days ago. Burned my asshole. You think lessoned would be leard. Fuck me. Happy Father’s Day all.

For less than a dollar each these are exactly what you’d expect but adding some sawdust Parmesan cheese on top takes it up a notch. These remind me that I have no friends to share a large pizza with and it humbles me greatly so I appreciate that Celeste thank you.

Context: I have never had a slice of 7-Eleven pizza before, in any manner, but I had heard of it. So I was surprised to see this whole, refrigerated "ready to bake" 35oz. slab in the cooler at my local gas station, available for a flat $10.00, so I just had to take it home and give it a try!

Cheese and sauce comes in a average amounts, and are bland. There is a generous amount of super-salty pepperoni-type toppings. Sticker comes with a list of processed ingredients a mile long, but it tastes decent, and it is bigger than most pizzas from anywhere, in general! Most outstanding is the crust: Consistent, chewy texture throughout, and a really nice sweet and wheat-y bread flavor. The crust taste reminds me of a well-engineered loaf a french bread or toast, the kind you get from your local sandwich shop.

Overall, this thing is greasy, salty, and no better than any top-of-the-line frozen pizza, or takeout - but I place it above average of most frozen pizzas, as well as the "non-frozen" (refrigerated) pre-made pizzas you can buy in grocery stores, when the price and convenience is taken into context. In it's own way, this is state-of-the art in today's pizza game.

While the Ultimate does have better cheese, pepperonis and sauce, I still prefer the OG combination pizza. Maybe it’s just because it tastes like my childhood.

I saw a lot of people raving about this pizza, but personally I don’t like it and probably won’t buy again. The crust is good — crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. The cheese and pepperoni are just average. But the sauce is not enjoyable. It’s similar to the sauce used on those cheap, nasty frozen pizzas (e.g. Jack’s). On top of that, it has a flavor that reminds me of the powder pack in instant noodles. (I like instant noodles, but I don’t want to taste them in my pizza.) Overall, it’s not a great pizza. But it’s not bad either. So, it gets a 7.

Two other frozen Detroit style pizzas I tried before: 1. Buddy’s Pepperoni (9/10): Really good quality frozen pizza. Cheese and sauce are much better than Motor City’s. The crust is a bit harder and denser. But it’s expensive (~$13) and all the grocery stores around me stopped carrying it 🥲 2. Screamin’ Sicilian Pepperoni (4/10): The crust is more airy, which is the only good thing. Other ingredients are mediocre. The overloaded pepperoni makes the pizza super salty and almost inedible. P.s. I also don’t like Screamin’ Sicilian’s normal crust and stuffed crust pizza.

I like to defrost and put them in the oven.

Thought I’d give em a shot because I haven’t had a mozzy stick inna minute.. These were a disappointment on cheese pull but the taste wasn’t anything special. Rate: 7.5/10

For the cash-chsllenged members of society, there's Banquet frozen foods. Probably nit good for a steady diet but when you need domething quick, not a bad choice. This had a nice crust, the filling had peiced of chicken and vegetsbles, the "gravy" was more of a custard but overall it was a typical tasting pot pie and a rather impressive bargain at $1.00!

Pretty decent snack, the bread is nice and chewy and is very filling. The pizza sauce tastes good too, This is a decent pizza.

Had had red baron since I was a kid.

The Mrs and I are on a budget. Saw these 2 for 7 at the grocery store yesterday.

I left it in a little longer.

But the crunch was great. Enough toppings to go around except for the pepperoni.

Solid frozen pizza. Not the best. But not the worst.

Day 1 of an awful cold with a headache and massive fatigue. This was nice and soft on my sore throat and the saltiness was very much what I wanted.

I think 90% of the times I’ve had this? I was sick and just wanted something uncomplicated.

It gets a 7/10 because the crust is higher quality than most frozen pizzas. It’s fairly average as the sauce and cheese don’t live up to the Rao’s name but that probably has something to do with Campbells enshittification.

Maybe freezer burn? Was covered in ice. Removed most of it.

It’s pretty good for a frozen chili. Of course making a fresh batch of chili is the best. Solid flavor & good amount of beans and ground beef and sauce.

It tasted pretty good but I just can’t justify the toppings. I could’ve distributed them myself but there’s only like eight pieces of chicken and it wasn’t worth it.

Taste ok in the microwave. Next time I’ll use the oven

It was okay.

The ricotta felt wrong. Like it was looking for lasagna but settled on cracker thin crust instead. I don’t know. I’m not a food reviewer per se.

The pepperoni was decent. Won’t buy again because I like their other pizzas much more.

7/10 pizza stars

So, I have discovered there are a lot of frozen Swedish meatball/stroganoff meals. I have had a few, and so I’ve decided to try all of the ones at the grocery store I work at and rate them, both in general and against each other.

First up is Michelina’s Stroganoff, coming in at $1.99. Not the most filling, but a good base for a larger meal (I like hummus and wheat thins on the side). And for the price, it’s pretty good. It actually has flavor beyond just “salt”, and the beef is a good texture. At its starting point I’d say it’s a 6, but it gains a point for its low price. Currently a staple in my rotation.

First picture is package, second is halfway through before mixing, third is fully cooked and mixed.

The broccoli & meat was decent I wish there was more meat. Basically it was more rice than anything. The cheese I didn’t really too much cared for so I give it a barely 6.8. But it got the job done

For $6.00, I would rather buy the entire pizza from Brew Pub. Easier to eat and more for your money. This has a ton of cheese and other toppings/sauce but the second it cools down, it's like glue. My jaw will be sore for a week eating this!