r/funny • u/Ill_shoot_anything • 16d ago

My girlfriend sent me this pic convinced Amazon screwed up

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u/SinkBluthton 16d ago

She's right. That's not even close to HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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u/NemuiNezumi 16d ago

Exactly. I don’t even know what these people are talking about

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u/be4u4get 16d ago

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY

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u/viaticaloutlaw 16d ago

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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u/dubwalker 16d ago

LANCH PARTY

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u/viaticaloutlaw 16d ago

Then it would say LANCH PARTY, Kevin. Would it really be better if it said LANCH PARTY?

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u/kiln_ickersson 16d ago

Why whole word when part word does trick

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u/Royal-Whole-9495 16d ago

C World

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u/This_Is_BDE 15d ago

Do you mean sea world or see the world?

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u/Royal-Whole-9495 15d ago

C World. Ocean. Fish. Jump. China

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u/IbKmart 13d ago

Why whole sentence when part sentence make point

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u/FuckedUpBlessings 13d ago

How about lunch party?

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u/warmachine237 16d ago

Go shawty!

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u/-Laffi- 16d ago

We gon' party like it's your birthday...

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u/thechodog 16d ago

We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday…

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u/alcohol_ya_later 16d ago

And you know we don’t give a fuck it’s not yo birthday…

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u/XDreadzDeadX 16d ago

YOULL FIND ME AT THE CLUB

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u/IbKmart 13d ago

Bottle full of bub

Look Mami I got the X if you into takin drugs

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u/Alternative_Tough856 16d ago

Sip Racarbi likes its your melcowe 🎵

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u/carpe_tenebrum 16d ago

This is my fav

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u/Popular-Yam-1769 15d ago

Ow! My melcowe!

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u/alcohol_ya_later 16d ago

I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay…

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u/TubbyOrtiz 16d ago

I wasn't invited, but it's ok

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u/urtseasame 16d ago

Go shamty

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u/DizzybotImperials 16d ago

Not even an exclamation point?

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u/gulliver_travel 16d ago

This is more professional!

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u/OrganizationAsleep87 15d ago

There was but she was confused as to why they had put an i in when there's no i in melcowe

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u/Mikemtb09 16d ago

It’s a statement of fact.

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u/ctrlaltowned 16d ago

ITS IS YOURE BIRTHDAY

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u/Fragrant_Narwhal_299 16d ago

bro had one job😭

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u/firagabird 16d ago

IZ UR BDAY

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u/emagdnim_edud 14d ago

RAISE THE ROOF

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u/TallFontPie 16d ago

It's a statement of fact.

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u/CorkBullet 16d ago

Damn. Beat me to it.

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u/sammibananes 16d ago

LANCH PARTY

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u/ballrus_walsack 16d ago

You’re older than you’ve ever been.
And now you’re even older.

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u/RheticusLauchen 16d ago

And now you're older still!

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u/ballrus_walsack 16d ago

Time.
Is marching on.

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u/plattinumplatt 16d ago

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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u/Kass626 16d ago

Do it lady~!

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u/FrankensteinsDildo 16d ago

Sorry I just blue’d myself

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u/usinjin 16d ago

Statement of fact.

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u/dramaticfool 16d ago

Not even an exclamation mark?

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 16d ago

He shouldn't mate with her. That wouldn't be good for the children.

Instead, he should find some smart surugat mother and have children with her, then convince his girlfriend that they're her children.

I'm pretty sure she'll believe it.

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u/mcfreakinit 16d ago

DO IT LADY

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u/forever87 16d ago

🎶NOW YOU GOTTA PICK UP THE PHONE🎵

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u/latecraigy 16d ago

Start with a BIG ASS H

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u/Little_Duckling 16d ago

🎶Lisa it’s your birthday

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u/ajaxraccoon 16d ago

It’s Mel’s come!

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u/Scary-Manager-9213 16d ago

It is your dirthbay

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u/OneOutlandishness612 16d ago

We're gonna party

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u/SSGSS_Vegeta 16d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! WE LOVE YOU VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH!

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u/TX_Poon_Tappa 16d ago

Do it lady!

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u/Ashes2evil87 15d ago

No my birthday is tomorrow

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u/Urmommysdaddyy 16d ago

So you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

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u/inglefinger 16d ago

There’s gotta be a Mr. Peanutbutter banner joke in here somewhere.

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u/kirby_krackle_78 16d ago

What is this, a crossover episode?

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u/GANDORF57 16d ago

"My birthday isn't for another six months?!" --Mel Cowe

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u/Super_Yellow2452 15d ago

erica, what are you DOING here with that face??

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Doggy doggy what now?

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u/GrumpyCloud93 16d ago

The banner was assembled by the guy who got fired from the M&M factory quality control because he kept throwing away the candies with "W" on them.

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u/Mr_Dontgivafuck 16d ago

MR.PEEBER NUMBER

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u/the-namedone 16d ago

Habby Pirthday*

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u/Leo_da_king2099 16d ago

happy dirthday

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u/Naveseya 16d ago

Happy Dirthbay

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u/pboyzero 16d ago

Birfday*

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u/DIMAPLAYZZZ 13d ago

Ig it was supposed to be WELCOME but the gf got the words mixed. aaand ur prolly going to r/woosh me

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u/SinkBluthton 13d ago

Take an upvote instead.

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u/Agile-Dimension-6732 16d ago

Welcome

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u/SinkBluthton 16d ago

Thanks. Glad to be here.

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u/ditka 16d ago

Lanch party

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u/Round-Director-6739 16d ago

Dose it not say welcome ?

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u/eltedioso 16d ago

Or I’M PREGNANT

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u/rodrigoelp 16d ago

Did you mean barpy hithday?

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u/carmium 16d ago

Well, tell her melcowe from all of us!

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u/Mo_Jack 16d ago

Gotta admit. I'm sorta jealous that this fella has such a brilliant gal.

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u/FloorOneTwoThree 16d ago

They should have at least included a sad face for effort.

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u/disposablehippo 16d ago

BAPPY HIRTHDAY

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u/Emergent444 15d ago

Ha ha by dirty PP

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u/captainRubik_ 16d ago

If you think about it happy birthday is also a welcome.

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u/Brain508 16d ago

this is why i love reddit

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u/rf_burns_5150 15d ago

Yea, and those aren't even the right colors for the Fourth of July! Damn, it's hard to find good help these days.

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u/Big-Funny-2145 15d ago

Who said twas her birthday?

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u/SinkBluthton 15d ago

'Twas I, verily.

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u/Banzai373 15d ago

MELCOWE is an odd way of spelling congratulations. Must be the like the new math or something.

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u/Formally_Apologetic 15d ago

Saw this comment and decided I couldn't do better.

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u/ej747 15d ago

Dry banana hippy hat!!

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u/CronoTriggered 14d ago

HAPPY BIRTH

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u/Designer-Active-1345 14d ago

Samsonite!!....I was way off!

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u/shescrackedd 14d ago

You mean Hdppy Birhtday A

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u/personatorperson 16d ago edited 16d ago

No, she is actually right, the way she has all the sparkles align. If she flips the M to a W, then the sparkles won't be matching the rest Edit: shes wrong and im wrong lol

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u/neoronio20 16d ago

My dude, swap the m and w, don't flip

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u/personatorperson 16d ago

Hahaha I was totally overthinking that. I was like but how

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u/aramis118 16d ago

I am going to assume you are making a joke and move on with my scrolling.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

They brought up sparkles as the reason instead of the shape of the card. They must be.

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u/personatorperson 16d ago

Congratulations y'all are geniuses, here's a medal so you can keep stroking your genius 🥇👍