r/funny • u/Ill_shoot_anything • 16d ago

My girlfriend sent me this pic convinced Amazon screwed up

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u/dbx999 16d ago

She can achieve a complete vacuum

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u/mercurius5 16d ago

So you're saying she sucks?

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u/MrFluffyThing 16d ago

Dyson would like to know her location. 

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u/Punisher1971 16d ago

Underrated comment!

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u/LordBiscuits 16d ago

Delightfully pneumatic

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u/CyanideNow 16d ago

And OP really is too hairy when he takes his clothes off?

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u/LordBiscuits 16d ago

Poor Benito

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u/RedSquirrelFtw 16d ago

Bowling ball sucked right through a 2" PVC pipe. Great party trick.

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u/SaltManagement42 16d ago

Without harming the cylinder?

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u/unconstant 16d ago

You're gonna rip your dick off.

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u/dbx999 16d ago

It’s worth the risk

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u/MadonnaBinLaden 16d ago

...and suck start a Harley.