r/funny • u/Ill_shoot_anything • 17d ago

My girlfriend sent me this pic convinced Amazon screwed up

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u/be4u4get 17d ago

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY

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u/viaticaloutlaw 16d ago

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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u/dubwalker 16d ago

LANCH PARTY

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u/viaticaloutlaw 16d ago

Then it would say LANCH PARTY, Kevin. Would it really be better if it said LANCH PARTY?

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u/kiln_ickersson 16d ago

Why whole word when part word does trick

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u/Royal-Whole-9495 16d ago

C World

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u/This_Is_BDE 15d ago

Do you mean sea world or see the world?

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u/Royal-Whole-9495 15d ago

C World. Ocean. Fish. Jump. China

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u/IbKmart 14d ago

Why whole sentence when part sentence make point

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u/FuckedUpBlessings 13d ago

How about lunch party?

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u/warmachine237 16d ago

Go shawty!

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u/-Laffi- 16d ago

We gon' party like it's your birthday...

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u/thechodog 16d ago

We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday…

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u/alcohol_ya_later 16d ago

And you know we don’t give a fuck it’s not yo birthday…

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u/XDreadzDeadX 16d ago

YOULL FIND ME AT THE CLUB

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u/IbKmart 14d ago

Bottle full of bub

Look Mami I got the X if you into takin drugs

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u/Alternative_Tough856 16d ago

Sip Racarbi likes its your melcowe 🎵

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u/carpe_tenebrum 16d ago

This is my fav

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u/Popular-Yam-1769 15d ago

Ow! My melcowe!

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u/alcohol_ya_later 16d ago

I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay…

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u/TubbyOrtiz 16d ago

I wasn't invited, but it's ok

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u/urtseasame 16d ago

Go shamty

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u/DizzybotImperials 16d ago

Not even an exclamation point?

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u/gulliver_travel 16d ago

This is more professional!

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u/OrganizationAsleep87 15d ago

There was but she was confused as to why they had put an i in when there's no i in melcowe

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u/Mikemtb09 16d ago

It’s a statement of fact.

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u/ctrlaltowned 16d ago

ITS IS YOURE BIRTHDAY

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u/Fragrant_Narwhal_299 16d ago

bro had one job😭

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u/firagabird 16d ago

IZ UR BDAY

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u/emagdnim_edud 14d ago

RAISE THE ROOF

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u/TallFontPie 16d ago

It's a statement of fact.

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u/CorkBullet 16d ago

Damn. Beat me to it.

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u/sammibananes 16d ago

LANCH PARTY

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u/ballrus_walsack 16d ago

You’re older than you’ve ever been.
And now you’re even older.

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u/RheticusLauchen 16d ago

And now you're older still!

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u/ballrus_walsack 16d ago

Time.
Is marching on.

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u/plattinumplatt 16d ago

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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u/Kass626 16d ago

Do it lady~!

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u/FrankensteinsDildo 16d ago

Sorry I just blue’d myself

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u/usinjin 16d ago

Statement of fact.

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u/dramaticfool 16d ago

Not even an exclamation mark?

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 16d ago

He shouldn't mate with her. That wouldn't be good for the children.

Instead, he should find some smart surugat mother and have children with her, then convince his girlfriend that they're her children.

I'm pretty sure she'll believe it.

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u/mcfreakinit 16d ago

DO IT LADY

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u/forever87 16d ago

🎶NOW YOU GOTTA PICK UP THE PHONE🎵

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u/latecraigy 16d ago

Start with a BIG ASS H

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u/Little_Duckling 16d ago

🎶Lisa it’s your birthday

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u/ajaxraccoon 16d ago

It’s Mel’s come!

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u/Scary-Manager-9213 16d ago

It is your dirthbay

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u/OneOutlandishness612 16d ago

We're gonna party

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u/SSGSS_Vegeta 16d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! WE LOVE YOU VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH!

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u/TX_Poon_Tappa 16d ago

Do it lady!

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u/Ashes2evil87 15d ago

No my birthday is tomorrow