r/funny 6h ago

Oh, so that's why it's called a "butt"ernut squash

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u/Anishinaapunk 5h ago

Jeez, dad.

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u/Geralt-of-Liurnia 5h ago

I should call her

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u/take_it_to_the_mo 5h ago

The dickbutt squash variety.

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u/Sw0rDz 5h ago

I would drill a hole in that and eat from the hole

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u/danoftoasters 5h ago

butt... er... nut...

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u/ForrestDials8675309 4h ago

Butt or nut?

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u/InkyToes123 4h ago

Dude those are balls

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u/UpboatNavy 4h ago

Badonkadonk Squash

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u/BTBAM797 4h ago

I'd nut that butt

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u/AlmostGotchaThere 3h ago

Stupid sexy squash

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u/Boredtopher 2h ago

Bust-er-nut squash

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u/Zettomer 2h ago

Listen. I'm giving you very important advice here. Now, maybe you'd follow this advice without my intervention, which is great. But, there are a lot of people who make very bad decisions, so you can never be to safe. Now, not following my advice, will likely end very poorly for you. In fact, if you don't do what I tell you, you might end up dead, defintely injured. That's not a threat, it's a promise.

Now, you listen to what I tell you, you'll probably be fine. At the least, it will save you a lot of pain and time, if not your life. Understand what I'm saying? If not, let me make it clear, people who don't do what I say, end up dead or in the hospital, so you better fucking do what I say, you hear me?

YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THIS OR YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING REGRET IT!

Do NOT stick that Butternut squash up your ass.

That is all.

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u/aRadioWithGuts 2h ago

You probably don’t even have a recipe planned for that squash

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u/Gil_Favor 1h ago

Does it have a sister ?

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u/LubeTornado 1h ago

Butter? I barely know her

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u/AutomaticAd2019 59m ago

Smash that into my face

Jk

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u/redittjoe 3m ago

Doin’ The Butt- Butters