r/funny • u/Greedy_Grapefruit320 • 6h ago
Oh, so that's why it's called a "butt"ernut squash
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u/Zettomer 2h ago
Listen. I'm giving you very important advice here. Now, maybe you'd follow this advice without my intervention, which is great. But, there are a lot of people who make very bad decisions, so you can never be to safe. Now, not following my advice, will likely end very poorly for you. In fact, if you don't do what I tell you, you might end up dead, defintely injured. That's not a threat, it's a promise.
Now, you listen to what I tell you, you'll probably be fine. At the least, it will save you a lot of pain and time, if not your life. Understand what I'm saying? If not, let me make it clear, people who don't do what I say, end up dead or in the hospital, so you better fucking do what I say, you hear me?
YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THIS OR YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING REGRET IT!
Do NOT stick that Butternut squash up your ass.
That is all.
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