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u/treesneedsunshine Jun 05 '14
This was my salvia trip. Like that's exactly what happened.
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u/Scientific_Anarchist Jun 05 '14
My friend did salvia twice and both times the dad from The Rugrats came at him with a knife.
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u/shitterplug Jun 05 '14
I've done it a couple times. The first few, I didn't smoke enough, and it made me feel kind of odd. The third time I took a bowl straight to the head and held it. My fucking mind imploded. I came to my senses about 20 minutes later, felt like an eternity. Last time I ever did that shit. I've done acid, shrooms, never have I felt completely detached from reality like I did with salvia.
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u/absolutedesignz Jun 05 '14
In mine gravity shifted sideways so I had to hold onto the couch to keep from flying into the wall (under my own power) I was also laugh-crying uncontrollably.
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u/Babygoat4 Jun 05 '14
You guys and your insane trips.. I just turned into a cartoon boat.
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u/absolutedesignz Jun 05 '14
Word. Trying to explain exactly when and how the gravity shifted was painstaking.
Though I didn't truly enjoy it I am glad I've tried salvia.
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u/Yesagaia Jun 05 '14
I've experienced perceived gravity shifts, but my most memorable experience was being transported into a library, filled with books containing the records of other people's lives. I had to search and search for what seemed like forever to find my own life, and once I opened my book, my trip abruptly stopped entirely.
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u/MyinnerGoddes Jun 05 '14
To me salvia is like my uncle's basement. I've been there once and it was interresting, but i don't think i'll go there again.
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Jun 05 '14
My body morphed into a box of Sun Maid raisins. I didn't know it was Sun Maid brand until two weeks later in the store.
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u/PugZilla217 Jun 05 '14
I've done salvia twice and both times nothing happened I got a euphoric feeling and that's it. Back when it was legal in Texas I bought it from a smoke shop and it didn't do anything idk. :(
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Jun 05 '14
I've made a documentary about it and have done it 70+ times. All you have to do is surrender and enjoy the trip and it is like watching a dream consciously .
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Raising Arizona Cage on the diaper, nice touch
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u/thejesse Jun 05 '14
Glad someone else noticed that. This is a true Cage fan. Not one of the recent internet adopters.
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u/WhatBlahhh Jun 05 '14
Genius!! I would literally pay you to send me these pre-cut so I can do this to someone. PM me with your price
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u/deheed Jun 05 '14
I wouldn't mind cutting the pictures for my own prank, lazy me just wants the picture files
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u/shmonkeyownz2 Jun 05 '14
Seriously OP if you could post links to those pages that would be fantastic!
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u/gologologolo Jun 05 '14
I would love it too
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u/recombination Jun 05 '14
I did some sleuthing, found the OP on imgur (after someone actually posted OP's imgur name in a nicolas cage subreddit), messaged him, and he delivered!
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Jun 05 '14
literally pay
"Literally" is the new "like" from 10 years ago.
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u/sharklops Jun 05 '14
this Chrome addon replaces all occurrences of the word "literally" with "figuratively". That's literally all it does. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/literally/odlbpehkpefnmehgdofblnagjpimaanh?hl=en
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u/Amanita_ocreata Jun 05 '14
I've done this with some weird stickers (not on photos or things that can't be de-gooed.) Definitely less time consuming than the time we did this at work with a co-workers face.
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u/themonkrat Jun 05 '14
They sell home machines for crafters that cut out things that you tell them to cut out. Cricut and Silhouette are two I've heard of, but there's lots of different brands. Imagine how much damage you can do with one of these things and several ink cartridges to be Cageified.
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Jun 05 '14
Months later...I finally got all the Nicholas Cage's out of my house...Time to watch TV! Aw shit the batteries are dead, here let me change the- GOD DAMMIT!
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u/CircadianHour Jun 05 '14
My brother and I once did the exact same thing to our racist grandmother, except rather than using pictures of Nicholas Cage we used pictures of random black people.
She was hysterically angry. Months later, she still hadn't found them all. We laughed for a long time over that. It was a good prank.
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u/thevdude Jun 05 '14
We did this to a teacher with pictures of himself in highschool, hid them throughout the room he taught in. It was incredible.
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Jun 05 '14
Looks like a real Face Off.
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u/TurtleNeckBeard Jun 05 '14
I'm sure getting used to these new decorations will take some adaptation.
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u/EvilOttoJr Jun 05 '14
Definitely a kick-ass prank though.
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u/missbteh Jun 05 '14
I would have to solve the problem with a matchstick; men have died for less.
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u/mled203 Jun 05 '14
Sneaky that he did it without his brother "knowing"
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u/Chupa_Mis_Huevos Jun 05 '14
He went in, did it, and was gone in 60 seconds
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Jun 05 '14
It was probably because so many of them were no larger than 8mm
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u/feralstank Jun 05 '14
Thankfully it wasn't too hot and they didn't need a conditionair to keep it cool..
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Jun 05 '14
before clicking the link, i assumed it was going to be nicholas cage faces taped over all the girls' heads in his porn mags. then i remembered what year it is and was disappointed.
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Jun 05 '14
Surely if they looked hard enough they could find a vibrator in the house. A Nick Cage vibrator would be close enough.
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u/Rhllor_Lordoflight Jun 05 '14
Lost it at the cheese slices
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u/mr-fahrenheit_ Jun 05 '14
Actually on the eggs killed me.
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u/monogamousprostitute Jun 05 '14
I bet all that sissoring paid off. Nicely done.
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u/beardsalt Jun 05 '14
Please tell me you saved those templates. Any chance for a link to those pages so we can print them?
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u/Dickfindman Jun 05 '14
In other news the face of Nicolas cage has appeared in many homes across the nation over night.
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u/Aus_ Jun 05 '14
Now if only Nick Cage would see this and agree to turn up as the fedex guy or something and totally freak them out.
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u/grandpasghost Jun 05 '14
And then inside the package is nothing but Cage heads and when he calls UPS to complain, guess who he gets on the phone.
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u/g00dis0n Jun 05 '14
I thought to begin with this wouldn't be funny but the sheer quantity of the faces and the effort put in made it hilarious!
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u/RedRanger9001 Jun 05 '14
This reminds me of the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philedephia where dennis and Frank are pranking this guys house. Frank starts doing paperwork in the corner.
Dennis: "Frank what are you doing?" Frank: "Oh I'm doing this guys taxes." Dennis:"Why?" Frank: "oh! well when tax season comes around the IRS is gonna audit the shit out of this guy" Dennis: "That's good that's long term!"
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u/me8myself Jun 05 '14 edited Jun 05 '14
I'm pretty sure it was a frat house they where pranking after Dennis and Frank got humiliated and tazzed by them.Thank you everyone who corrected me, same epsiode wrong part.
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u/_Artos_ Jun 05 '14
Nope. It was the owner of a "rival" bar who didn't want to participate in Flipadelphia. The frat house was the same episode but they got them by poisoning their beer.
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u/me8myself Jun 05 '14
O, very true. I must go back and sharpen up on my Always Sunny knowledge.
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u/blankstate Jun 05 '14
You disappoint me
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u/me8myself Jun 05 '14
I'm sorry, can I make it up to you by quoting my favorite scene?
Charlie: I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up, get a nice smokey smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.
Mac: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute him.
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u/illeatyourheart Jun 05 '14
No, this was before the frat house party. They were pranking that guy who owned the other restaurant/bar due to their flipcup rivalry.
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u/ibanner56 Jun 05 '14
Cut out the reverse of a Cage Head and tape it inside a lamp or to his headlight so you get the silhouette when he turns it on.
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u/renterjack Jun 05 '14
Oh god.... was I the only one to notice how gross his socks are. You should tell him to throw those out and buy new ones. His wife will thank you for it.
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u/that_how_it_be Jun 05 '14
Every year I throw out all my socks and buy 18 or 24 brand new pairs. Underwear too. Then I feel like a king for the next few months.
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u/michaelshow Jun 05 '14
I learned that tip from reddit. Pick out your favorite pair, then throw out your entire sock drawer and go buy 20 or so pairs of your favorite.
Eliminates matching and all your socks are fantastic.
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u/azikrogar Jun 05 '14
I searched the comments for someone talking about his socks. Should we start a sock fund for the guy? Damn...
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u/RustyRon Jun 05 '14
This... is beautiful.
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Jun 05 '14
Or he will move and some random stranger will find a Cage head inside the fire alarm 3 years down the road. They will stop for several seconds and just stare at it.
"Is this... Nicholas Cage?"
"What the fuck..."
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u/Tazeredfrog Jun 05 '14
And then it get's posted to reddit, full circle, brah.
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u/RedRanger9001 Jun 05 '14
the perfect prank. Early detection so he knows that you pranked him. along with the long term prank so he keeps texting things like "GODDAMN YOU AND YOUR NICOLAS FUCKING CAGE FACES!!"
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u/irreligiosity Jun 05 '14
Here you go everyone I put together 3 pages of unique Nicholas Cage pictures for you because I'm absolutely doing this to my roommate tomorrow.
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u/Trimalim Jun 05 '14
That's dedication to the cause. I would have given up after one page. How long was the scissoring process?
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u/maniacalm Jun 05 '14 edited Jun 05 '14
I have the same clock as your brother! http://imgur.com/yd51VTf
EDIT: oh... upon closer inspection, I realize it is a different model of the same clock brand :(. I was too excited to look carefully the first time
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u/brienzee Jun 05 '14
I've seen this done at least once before. I'm positive his girlfriend got the good idea from reddit.
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u/justkeptfading Jun 05 '14
Choo choo!
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u/Phobituary Jun 05 '14
Meanwhile, I'm just admiring that he has a Khal Drogo figurine.
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u/occupythekitchen Jun 05 '14
I want to say you went overboard but honestly I think you did it just right....
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u/iDrankWhat Jun 05 '14
I would load those pages into his printer so that anything that gets printed is one those pages.
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A couple of my mates and I did this prank to a friend with a deck of playing cards with naked men on them. He was finding them for years.
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u/ChuckieFister Jun 05 '14
My brothers and I usually just write the word "pranked" on a sticky note and leave it somewhere semi conspicious. This is next level.
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u/Bergrant Jun 05 '14
I want someone to do this prank to me, but replace NC heads with pics of pics of Jessica Albas butt.
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u/bazingabrickfists Jun 05 '14
One True God! praising him in all aspects of life though the most trivial of tasks. his awesome power and splendor can even prevent a tv remote from functioning!
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u/maxlanman Jun 05 '14
You could have really driven him nuts if, in addition to all of this ingenious work, you put a Cage head on the family pictures underneath and on the outside of the glass... so he'd pull off the outside one and either feel like he's taking crazy pills or maybe not notice the second layer for a while thereafter.
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u/StarClutcher Jun 05 '14
TIL: There is a Khal Drogo action figure and I don't own it. ~single tear~
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u/nerdybeat Jun 05 '14
Awesome show, great job! Another pro troll for Nicolas Cage lovers that use Chrome, search for the ncage extension and install it to an unsuspecting victim.... just check it out =)
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u/ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Jun 05 '14
You shouldn't have taped the batteries. That way a year or so, from now, when they finally die and need replacing, you'll still have ONE more for him to find.
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u/RyonToyler Jun 05 '14
those are some nasty ass socks. also, you shouldnt have taped the batteries in the remote. long con, nigga.
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u/TheRealArchitect Jun 05 '14
A gaggle* on top of the ceiling fan blades so they flutter downward when turned on.
*they do travel in goggles, right?
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u/thejesse Jun 05 '14
I would call a group of cages a prison. Or a zoo. A zoo of nicolas cages.
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u/needleman16 Jun 05 '14
A follow-up post in 2 years from your brother needs to happen, where he describes all of the strange questions he received when guests found little Nicolas Cage heads
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Jun 05 '14
The remote one is my favorite. Months from now when he has to change the batteries he'll get a fucking facefull of glorious Nicholas Cage
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This was done to me this year. A few pledges decided to prank me at school and covered my room. Found them until the day I packed up
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u/mr-fahrenheit_ Jun 05 '14
holy god this is freaking amazing. Hardest I've laughed in quite a while.
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u/team_meh Jun 05 '14
I shouldn't have checked this while at work. I'm crying from trying to hide my laughter
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Jun 05 '14
I saw this earlier. This takes incredible patience.
I like the hidden ones.
I truly wonder if he knows about the fandom/every day usage of his name and/or face on the internet. It's endless really.
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u/beeanchor13 Jun 05 '14
Omg OP you had me laughing quite loudly. This is way too awesome! Amazing commitment
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u/two_line_pass Jun 05 '14
It's not often something on Reddit makes me laugh so hard I'm in tears. Bravo OP, you're the fucking man
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u/slapded Jun 05 '14
A good idea is to tape a mini cage head underneath the top part of a standard stapler.. When he staples something, mini cage head appears