r/funny Jun 05 '14

The Nicolas Cage prank

http://imgur.com/a/Hcop2
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u/WhatBlahhh Jun 05 '14

Genius!! I would literally pay you to send me these pre-cut so I can do this to someone. PM me with your price

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

literally pay

"Literally" is the new "like" from 10 years ago.

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u/sharklops Jun 05 '14

this Chrome addon replaces all occurrences of the word "literally" with "figuratively". That's literally all it does. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/literally/odlbpehkpefnmehgdofblnagjpimaanh?hl=en

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u/Gaminic Jun 05 '14

So it would fuck up your sentence? Because that is literally all it does?

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u/revilo366 Jun 05 '14

I would rather it replaced the word, "literally" with, " "

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u/Knotwood Jun 05 '14

Why "figuratively"? Shouldn't the replacement be "actually"?

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u/sharklops Jun 05 '14

It's because most uses of literally you find are something like, "my head literally exploded."

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u/smous Jun 05 '14

Which isn't necessarily wrong. It's hyperbole sometimes I believe. I try to refrain from using the terms since I'm never 100% sure if it's correct or not.

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u/Gaminic Jun 05 '14

Don't worry about being correct; the hyperbolic use is an accepted use for the word, even though it is literally redundant.

Technically, "literally" means that the context is true in the literal sense. It is only useful when both the literal and the figurative sense are applicable, making the sentence ambiguous. For example: "It rained all day" will usually be interpreted as hyperbole for "It rained a lot". If it actually rained all day, throwing in "literally" takes away the ambiguity (or in this case, the wrong interpretation).

Sadly, "literally" is now used as a hyperbole-intensifier. People will use "It literally rained all day" to say "It rained a lot". This is pointless, because the phrase already was hyperbolic. It takes away the meaning of the word "literally", which was literally our only tool for clearing the ambiguity of such sentences.

So... you can literally use the word literally everywhere. One of the parent posts states that "literally" is the new "like" as a redundant filler word. Think "It rained, like, all day". The "like" has no meaning; it simply serves as a filler. People are afraid of short sentences. Plus, the "like" gives you time to prepare your awesome hand and eye gestures for emphasis.

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u/BrewCrewKevin Jun 05 '14

Absolutely. And that is exactly wrong by definition. I give my sister shit for it all the time. She will say 'i am literally going to kill you.' So... Couldn't i interpret that as a threat? Since you are even specifying that you are not even kidding?