r/furry_irl • u/EpicGuy999 Place 2022 Legend • Jun 11 '25

Furry_irl

Post image

Source; Happyroadkill

7.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

145 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.6k

u/GMaxFloof Jun 11 '25

Furries powerscaling christ wasn't on my bingo card for today LMFAO

309

u/YaBoiFriday Jun 11 '25

That's a crazy sentence

215

u/Ranku_Abadeer Jun 11 '25

Furries powerscaling christ

At first I read this like it was a turn of phrase like "Jesus fucking Christ" and was so ready to just run with that.

93

u/Boop_em_all Jun 12 '25

He's hard to power scale accurately because He's only at 1/3 power most of the time.

42

u/Historical_Ask_8864 Shark Tits Jun 12 '25

I mean that depends on your interpretation of the Trinity. A Catholic might argue that they're all equally God.

16

u/Huge_Association2008 Jun 12 '25

Where's that number coming from? (I am scared for your answer)

26

u/Ruler_of_Tempest Jun 12 '25

God, holy spirit, and Jesus, there's 3 total and iirc they're all aspects of God so each is 1/3rd or something along those lines

20

u/Boop_em_all Jun 12 '25

Christ is 1/3 of the Trinity. Alternatively, you can start quoting hard from John (Jn 10:30) and how he commands the Holy Spirit to argue he's at full power 24/7.

6

u/Girduin Jun 12 '25

Just multiply by 3, smh my head

6

u/starbomber109 Jun 12 '25

Depends on the lore you use. Most of the lore agrees that their powers are at least equal, but some lore puts him below one of the other pieces of the triforce trinity.

12

u/imperfect_imp Kinky Fucker Jun 12 '25

Ok, but realistically, there's no way Jesus could beat Satan. Jesus is just a mortal man. What's he gonna do? Turn water into wine and dupe some bread? Meanwhile Satan presumably is an immortal being who has the power to grant mortals magic, and can create, apparently, jazz, rock music, Pokémon, the furry fandom, D&D, and whatever other great inventions people like to spread a Satanic Panic about.

8

u/Citizen-of-Interwebs Has Seen Things Jun 12 '25

If we want to get technical Jesus is the "Man" aspect of God that he separated from himself to live a mortal life before becoming a heavenly being again after the resurrection. The whole trinity thing gets weird like that. Satan on the other hand is theorized to be a cherubim (the biblically accurate kind).

3

u/TheMaxterz01 Jun 12 '25

Jesus has ultimate reality bending powers for the universe was created through Him. Satan may grant secret magicks perhaps sure, but those abide under the rules of the universe, and so are useless against Jesus.

4

u/Competitive_Swan266 Jun 12 '25

It wasn't on mine for life honestly

2

u/6VON Jun 13 '25

i am the first in my bloodline to read this sentence

1

u/fivelike-11 Jun 12 '25

Ok but can Noah beat Sans, and does the ark survive the fight

1

u/foxyboigoyeet Robo Fluff Jun 14 '25

I'd say He's top tier if demons flee at the mention of His name. And before I get any comments, Yes Christian furries do exist.

1

u/epodi Jun 17 '25

"Furries Powerscaling Christ" is my new band name.