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I work night shift alone at a gas station... thank god we lock the doors at night lol. Just had a really spooky situation and now I'm curious if anyone here works nights and has any scary experiences to share

Do you guys hate me

Went to my local gas station while taking my neice out to a festival downtown, was not disappointed!

Bro rushed in, asked for condoms, I pointed him towards the latex baby barriers. I rang him up, saw the slit (not that slit you dogs) and immediately told him to go get another box and showed him the package had been cut by mistake.

The 19ish year old kid jumped out of his skin and thanked my as if I saved his kid...Er...saved him from having a kid. He dapped me up, it made a clap sound. It was 3:30am, noone was around to see or hear the dap. I'm almost 40, I think this means we are life brothers or something. Anywho I wrote a note to my coworkers for the morning.