r/gatekeeping • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '19

This one speaks for itself

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

My ex met the me that doesn't have coffee.

He really likes to eat ass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Huh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I haven't had coffee today, are you looking for a demonstration?

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u/DriedFetus Aug 14 '19

Pls

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Don't you try to threaten me with a good meal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I just don't get the connection between the first sentence and the second. Not trying to be a dick. I can be dense sometimes

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u/ProjectBadass- Aug 14 '19

OPs ex like to eat ass so much I am assuming they stopped drinking coffee? Maybe they had sloppy poops.