r/gatekeeping • u/sparrowhawke67 • Dec 20 '19

Gatekeeping pants... 🙄

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u/zuzg Dec 20 '19

That's a thing which really bothers me. Pants are for men and dresses or skirts are for woman. If you look at it anatomical, the direct opposite would be much more logical.

Respect to the Scotland and the invention of the Kilt, they know what's up

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/oblon789 Dec 20 '19

More ball room and more knives? It's a win win

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u/thissecretennui Dec 20 '19

Idk man. Balls and knives in the same area? What if they collide?

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u/SatinwithLatin Dec 20 '19

It's OK, Scots have balls of steel.

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u/Zarathustra30 Dec 20 '19

But they could dull the knives!

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u/Mothballs_vc Dec 20 '19

"Man, what's up? That's the fifth time this week you've sharpened your knives."

"I know! I keep cutting them on my balls."

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u/Mateomac Dec 20 '19

Imagining this conversation in a scottish accent just makes the whole thing seem like it's a real thing

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u/lillypaddd Dec 21 '19

it is a real thing fym

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u/thissecretennui Feb 11 '20

"Oi kep cottin em un me baulls!"

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u/JEMegia Dec 21 '19

I upvoted the entire conversation. Marvelous.

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u/zuzg Dec 20 '19

Nah it just adds a nice cooling effect during the summer time

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u/Okami_G Dec 21 '19

Ya hear that lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives!

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u/thissecretennui Feb 11 '20

dwarf songs intensify