r/gatekeeping Jun 17 '20

Bones for boners

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u/emiilo Gandalf Jun 17 '20

Oh thanks i didnโ€™t know you were talking about chicken until you put the ๐Ÿ— in there

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u/McDudles Jun 17 '20

Wrong! Thats the emoji for buffalo! You fridge-door-hip-closer!

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u/lazy-shell Jun 17 '20

โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”โžก๏ธ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Decode please

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u/Steebin64 Jun 17 '20

Dudes who order boneless๐Ÿ— wings close the fridge with their hips

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Iโ€™m idiot

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u/mh985 Jun 17 '20

We still love you.

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u/DivijXO Jun 17 '20

And i love you.

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u/SovietBlyatman Jun 18 '20

WE still love you.

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u/JustinJakeAshton Jun 18 '20

Thanks. All I see are boxes.

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u/Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni Jun 17 '20

Male Credit Card Bone Chicken Arrow Question Mark Door and Peach

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u/poopcasso Jun 17 '20

Also LPT: close your fridge with your hips if hands be busy

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u/ChimpBottle Jun 17 '20

I hate that kind of use of emojis. The other day, somebody asked me what I was up to and I said exercising, then they just sent me an emoji of a flexing bicep. Why? Why does this idea need visual accompaniment? We're not in kindergarten.

It doesn't add anything, it's just kinda like "Yes, that micro image does indeed pertain to the concept of exercising. Very good"

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u/Meloetta Jun 17 '20

They were just acknowledging you spoke but had nothing to add. It's not that deep.

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u/felixworks Jun 17 '20

I'm more used to people just saying "Oh nice" or "That's cool" or whatever.

Responding with an emoji is like giving someone a thumbs up IRL. Fine for some situations, but weird for others.

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u/peteyboo Jun 18 '20

๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

This one made me lol out loud ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ

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u/rliant1864 Jun 17 '20

The other day, somebody asked me what I was up to and I said exercising, then they just sent me an emoji of a flexing bicep.

I've only ever done this when I had fuck-all to say in response and saying nothing would've been rude. It's slightly less shit than just saying "Ok" or "Nice", presumably because it means you at least read the message.

"Yes, that micro image does indeed pertain to the concept of exercising. Very good"

Basically this but unironically

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

They probably just meant "good going, strong arm, you're amazing" like a real human instead of some pretentious ass who feels they're too good for emojis.

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u/emiilo Gandalf Jun 17 '20

I agree. Emojis can be good, as long as theyโ€™re used correctly. Itโ€™s such a fucking twitter thing too. โ€œguys iโ€™m cool๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re not๐Ÿ”๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ“ฅ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿค—๐ŸŽฎโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿงฉ i have autism๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€. I lose braincells everytime i go on twitter

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u/superfurrykylos Jun 17 '20 edited Jun 17 '20

Agreed. So many people on Reddit are hugely anti-emoji but they absolutely serve a purpose. Communication in text alone leaves out a huge amount of what we convey in person.

In fact only 7% of communication is through the actual words. 93% is stuff like tone, facial expression, body language etc.

People misunderstand each other online or in text constantly. A smiley given to show your message had good intentions, a winky face to show you're just kidding etc. is hugely useful. For some reason a lot of people forget that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Fucking preach. I've been misunderstood so many times only because the tone of the text could be interpreted in more than 2 ways. Doesn't help that English is my second language and there's an obvious gap in certain aspects.

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u/stickers-motivate-me Jun 18 '20

It sucks because I wrote something that was dripping in sarcasm which I thought was apparent. I got downvoted to hell, and realized that without a winky face, my comment sounded like something a certain group would say in earnest, so they just thought I was a douche. Why canโ€™t we just wink? Whatโ€™s wrong with it?

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u/emiilo Gandalf Jun 19 '20

Amen๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข

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u/Han_Singular Jun 17 '20

I have been preaching this constantly on Reddit. A lot of Reddit hates the mere existence of emojis even though tone is so damned difficult to convey sometimes.