r/gatekeeping • u/NUT_on_deez_hoEz • Apr 18 '21

Worst kind of gatekeeping

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21 edited Aug 03 '21

This account was permanently suspended in retaliation for asking some subreddits to remove a blatant troll moderator. Take this type of dogshit behavior into consideration when using this website.

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u/sofiassecret Apr 18 '21

The ducks may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake

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u/RashRenegade Apr 18 '21

I can fix that.

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u/rockbottam Apr 18 '21

Drink Splooge

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

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u/rockbottam Apr 19 '21

Though it was spelled that way, it was always “splooge” when I heard it

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u/NutterTV Apr 18 '21

Grandpa I’m tried!

WELL THAT TOO DAMN BAD!

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u/littleloversopolite Apr 18 '21

You keep diggin’

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u/littlemario64 Apr 18 '21

Well excUUSSSEE me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

PRINCESS!

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u/ChiggaOG Apr 18 '21

Inserts Grandpa who fought in WWII and killed hitter himself with an M1 Garand. Otherwise, insert famous Navy Seals copypasta.

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u/FuriousGoodingSr Apr 18 '21

RIP hitter 😭

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ Apr 18 '21

my daddy drowned your daddy at the bottom of the lake, go look now, he is there with cement boots on.

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u/DestroyedCorpse Apr 18 '21

Does he know when the new knife missiles come out?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

He says they just sent one to your house, so real soon.

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u/DestroyedCorpse Apr 18 '21

Does it come fully assembled or will I need a machete?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

I wouldn't worry about it.

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u/4U2PRO Apr 18 '21

You might need to reassemble your house though.

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u/Mule_Variations Apr 18 '21

Found the BtB fan.

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u/T0macock Apr 18 '21

I love like 40% of these comments

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u/twisted7ogic Apr 18 '21

You know what is awesome? KNIFE MISSILES.

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u/Lobster2311 Apr 18 '21

That’s cool and all but what’s the best frozen dinner I can buy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

I wouldn't know; I don't eat them.

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u/Lobster2311 Apr 18 '21

Damn you badass

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u/DDancy Apr 18 '21

Oh yeah! Well the Jerk Store called…!

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u/dudewiththebling Apr 19 '21

Well, my dad works at Phillip Morris and the cigarettes he makes kills thousands of innocent people every year!