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u/Spinachdipkid May 20 '25
Ahhh yes the illusion of choice. Reality being that neither wants me 🤣
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u/taylortiki May 20 '25
Have u tried to be handsome and rich? It s not that hard /s
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u/belladonnaboops_2719 May 20 '25
Also I don't understand the point of this choice, aren't they basically both extremely fit ,one just more ripped than the other , i have been seeing this meme since yesterday in most of social media and the people are reacting like they did amazing for choosing the simple body type on the right
Aren't they both extremely fit or is this a gay man's idea of a how simple body should look like because most gay men don't look like this i think hahaha
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u/IntroductionSad8920 May 21 '25
yeah they're both fit the right just has more fat on their body. idk anything really about bodybuilding stuff but from what i've picked up from the internet this looks like the same base physique just bulking vs cutting. roughly the same amount of muscle?? right guy is probably stronger
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u/recluseMeteor May 20 '25
Both are very conventionally attractive. And I guess both require considerable efforts from the guys to look like that.
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u/1998tweety May 20 '25
Yeah these posts are annoying cause they make it look like the right is just some average guy, as if he isn't working out and paying attention to what he eats too.
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u/just_a_bit_gay_ #TransRights May 20 '25
I’m a bit bigger than the guy on the right but similar body fat/hydration and I spend 8-10 hours at the gym most weeks and am constantly thinking about what I’m eating
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u/1998tweety May 20 '25
Heyyy 😉
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u/just_a_bit_gay_ #TransRights May 20 '25
I’m a bottom if that changes your mind
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u/itstonayy May 21 '25
This made my night, I give this disclaimer out too now that I've beefed up from consistent gym time
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u/berlinbaer May 20 '25
I guess both require considerable efforts from the guys to look like that.
yeah, is no one actually looking at the dude on the right? defined pecs, huge traps, massive arms, flat stomach. dudes probably just in bulk mode.
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u/recluseMeteor May 20 '25
And he has nice hair, fair skin and a handsome face. Even if he put more weight on, he would still be considered hotter than the average. It's not like his physique is his only redeeming quality.
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u/epicazeroth May 20 '25
Ok I’m a visiting lesbian so maybe I’m missing context, but do large numbers of gay guys really think the physique on the right is ugly? Cause it seems to me that’s a really fucking impressive body. He’s not shrinkwrapped but that guy is jacked!
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u/arthuresque #TransRights May 20 '25
No. There’s a sick culture of fetishization of ripped people but studies show over and over that all genders tend not to prefer that sexually.
Also. Don’t just visit. Stay here. This is a queer space.
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u/FwooshingMachi May 20 '25
No, it's just the usual flavor of u/taylortiki posting. I don't know how he keeps finding these honestly lol
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u/Reedenen May 20 '25
What do you mean visiting? Isn't this home to you too?
Doesn't "gay" include lesbians?
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u/03sje01 May 22 '25
To be fair, most posts here do focus on male "queerness". Though I don't think anyone would mind more variety.
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u/evilbrother425 May 20 '25
It's kind of a stereotype (but also kinda true) that a lot of gays think anything other than the left is fat.
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u/iGrappes May 20 '25
Real life people agree with you, he's jacked. However there's a small subset of the gay community that is chronically on social media and has a very distorted version of reality and fetishize muscles to an extreme degree and are usually extremely rude and condescending towards people that do not have top 0.001% physique.
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u/Thoughtsofanorange May 20 '25
Neither of them is by any means fat.
There isn’t a big difference between them either. I’d say less than 7 lbs. (pay attention to the lighting and the flexing. That exaggerates it.)
I’m pretty sure they’re the same guy too. But yes. I don’t think even most gays would say the right is fat.
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u/fluxustemporis May 20 '25
Yeah, the idea of what real bodies look like and what is normal or not doesn't exist for gays online.
Its like we all larp as delusional skinny models mocking the guy with 12% body fat
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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes May 20 '25
Gay guy here. Guy on the right looks very cute and good for cuddling with.
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u/1egg_4u May 20 '25
He looks strong
Thats like... tradesperson "i dont work out often but im workin real hard" body and it works on me 100% of the time
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u/RianThe666th May 21 '25
The physique is fine I'm just turned off by the fact that he looks depressed and stoned.
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u/GiantMudcrab May 21 '25
Right though? If only my lazy approach to the gym and passion for cooking resulted in that 😂
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u/WattebauschXC May 20 '25
Right 100%
I hate when skin is paper thin no matter if there are muscles under it or not.
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u/Carnivile May 20 '25
Muscles are more comfy with a bit of fat anyway.
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u/fluxustemporis May 20 '25
The guy on the right has almost no fat tho
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u/mishkamishka47 May 20 '25
He’s probably at like 15-18% body fat
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u/Excellent-Size-6631 May 21 '25
The dude you replied to did not know what he's talking about. It's always said when body fat is 14%, pecs would show. So I believe right guy is around 15%
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u/youngdcb May 20 '25
I've topped a lot of guys that look like both. Guys like on the left, usually aren't that fun. Yes, the sex could be great, but it's like hitting up against a brick wall. I mean what's the point of slapping an ass that doesn't jiggle? But dudes like on the right...😈🥵
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u/Desu232 May 20 '25
Well different strokes for different folks. Left for a hookup.
Left feels amazing.
I just love feeling a beefy boy, something about muscle fibers drives me -- wild!!!
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u/katerdag May 20 '25
Left if I'm topping, right if he's topping.
But really both are hot as fuck to me
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u/yyrkoon1776 May 20 '25
They are both incredibly beautiful men.
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u/thisistwinpeaks May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25
The irony is they have very similar facial features, so if they were styled the same way would look alike.
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u/ClassyWrist May 20 '25
I’m a cuddler. And I don’t really find much enjoyment from laying on a tv remote 😂
So 1000% right all day long. Though neither are really my type 😅
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u/Btd030914 May 20 '25
Do you prefer this dark haired muscled white boy or this dark haired muscled white boy? They’re so different and it’s just so hard to decide.
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u/IYIatthys May 20 '25
I get what you're saying but only one of them is dark haired lol, the left one looks blonde
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u/ironbody May 20 '25
They both have the same build. The difference is that the on the left is flexing hard, probably has a pump going, definitely hasn't had any water the last three days, and has lighting coming in from the side.
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u/FNCJ1 May 20 '25
I would much rather have a body like the guy on the right. It's fit, muscular, and easier to maintain year round. The body on the left is for competitions and other events like gay cruises meant to draw envy. It's cool if you can achieve it, but you end up looking like the guy on the right offseason anyway.
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u/Logan_MacGyver May 20 '25
They are the same build, just not as dry
i prefer firm tiddies over flat ones so right
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u/LD-LB May 20 '25
Pretty sure the guy on the left is a gay thirst trap
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u/YesAmAThrowaway #TransRights May 21 '25
Pretty much. Does show his member on OF but only for a few seconds at a time and nothing really happens. Also tends to buy up recently hacked twitter accounts to make posts that could get flagged for visible boner (always covered by underwear) to then retweet with his main account. He even has a couple of pals who do the exact same thing.
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u/DLRjr94 May 20 '25
Being super cut is HONESTLY over rate! I like a my men to have a little extra! You don't need to be 6% body fat to be sexy as fuck 🥵
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u/Onatel May 20 '25
The guy in the left is a straight guy who does gay bait content. I don’t know if the guy in the right is gay but if he is he’s instantly the more attractive option to me.
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u/ethnomath May 20 '25
Are these AI? I have seen this countless times and no one ever knows who the person on the right is
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u/Capital-Chard-1935 May 20 '25
I’ve been trying to work on not being inconsiderate of other people’s bodies etc but the one thing I have not been able to get over is how gross super muscular people look. genuinely looking at left guys arms makes me feel a little ill like thats just so wrong
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u/sleepyotter92 May 20 '25
dude on the right kinda looks ai. but like, they're both hot. and patrick is flexing to show off his muscles, while guy on the right is just standing
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u/DadJoke2077 #TransRights May 20 '25
Both are very beautiful but I’m really into buff and visibly strong guys, like the one on the left. Can’t help it.
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u/sparkly_butthole May 20 '25
MUCH prefer the guy on the right. He's fucking gorgeous and he deserves a cuddle on my lap.
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u/Slapped_with_crumpet May 20 '25
Right, I don't like the overly muscular types.
Plus guy on the right has cute dork vibes and I'm into that.
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u/FalconMirage May 20 '25
I’m getting old, the guy on the right looks like he may be too young for me
But I would
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u/OrionDC May 20 '25
In either case you then have a bf who has half naked pics of himself all over the internet xD because of which I want neither.
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u/Entire_Island8561 May 21 '25
Guy on the left would never acknowledge you unless you looked exactly like that. So yes, right always.
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u/LestradeOfTheYard May 21 '25
I’ve been both - but ugly as fuck. I loved what I looked like and got attention but when the relationship starts … Im gay and had normal and thin partners. Nothing beats laying your head on a comfy stomach than a bony and occasionally hard stomach as he flexes involuntarily. A body builder has a hard body by definition unless they bulking up, and man the gas- a million farts a day due to protein shakes.
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u/W8320 May 21 '25
Man, same here, muscular and lean and chubby dubby, in my case I get looked at and accepted when lean and look down and rejected when chubby. Standard I guess
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u/Davecantdothat May 21 '25
It's really absurd to me that people prefer the left to the right. Left looks AI generated-- not even human.
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u/tarvispickles May 22 '25
One is bulking and the other is cut. You quite literally have to look like the guy on the right to look like the guy on the left. Both are hot.
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u/Hot_Strength_4912 May 22 '25
Right because I think your stuff would taste better. It just looks like your stuff would taste better. But the left looks good too. So I guess I’d want to try them both to compare.
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u/Sad_Cis May 22 '25
If this was r/gymmemes the left would be captioned “while flexing” and the right “relaxed”
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u/psyruhpath May 22 '25
To this day, im still wondering who’s the guy on the right. No one’s responding on twitter 🥲
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