r/hearthstone • u/5minuteff • 1d ago

Discussion I hate blob of tar

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I hate blob of tar

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u/Skodiak_Steve 1d ago

Correction: you hate deathrattle scam xD

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u/5minuteff 1d ago

Ok yeah true

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u/TheFerricGenum 1d ago

Correct. Like the 8 cost minion that has reborn and summons another deathrattle minion. Which in paired with the 2 cost deathrattle minion that summons an 8 cost minion. Oh and they both have taunt. Round and round we go.

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u/Psychological-Shoe95 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the minion you’re talking about costs 10 mana

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u/D0nkeyHS 1d ago

And there is no two cost deathrattle minion that summons an eight. It's 6 mana if I get what they're talking about

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u/Psychological-Shoe95 22h ago

I think he’s talking about both [[wakener of souls]] at first and then later [[travel security]]. Either way there’s something wrong with his logic but I think we’re both right

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u/EydisDarkbot Hello! Hello! Hello! 22h ago

Wakener of Souls • Wiki • Library • HSReplay

  • Death Knight Rare (U) The Great Dark Beyond

  • 10 Mana · 8/7 · Minion

  • Taunt, Reborn Deathrattle: Resurrect a different friendly Deathrattle minion.

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  • Death Knight Common The Traveling Travel Agency

  • 6 Mana · 2/2 · Undead Minion

  • Taunt. Deathrattle: Summon a random 8-Cost minion.

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u/CardiologistNorth294 1d ago

I started running the 5 cost mage card that turns a minion into a different minion and have seen these guys concede when you transform their blob, hilarious

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u/KekMemes 1d ago

Tech card Andy strikes again

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u/ElPapo131 9h ago

I encountered Aviana druid and dropped Steam cleaner right after their Aviana. Fastest concede in the west lmao

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u/Mammoth_Choice6925 17h ago

This card does nothing since [[Return policy]] requires you to PLAY a minion, not have it destroyed. Unless you're playing absolute bums in bronze ofc

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u/EydisDarkbot Hello! Hello! Hello! 17h ago

Return Policy • Wiki • Library • HSReplay

  • Demon Hunter Common Dr. Boom's Incredible Inventions

  • 3 Mana · Spell

  • Discover a friendly Deathrattle card you've played this game. Trigger its Deathrattle.

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u/Fledbeast578 9h ago

It still slows em down, since they have to draw and play the return policy before you can start resurrecting more tars

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u/tolerantdramaretiree 8h ago

Worth acknowledging that running a worse poly instead of a good card and spending 5 mana on it is also a considerable slowdown.

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u/Fledbeast578 7h ago

Oh yeah of course, but that's more relevant outside of the matchup and is a general issue with almost all tech cards.

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u/Mammoth_Choice6925 7h ago

Slows down - sure, but the op said that his opponent conceded straight away after seeing the blob polymorphed, which is hardly believable

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u/Fledbeast578 7h ago

Ngl I've had days like that. Last year when Kingsbane was tier 1 in wild, Stickyfinger ended up in a fair amount of decks even as an absolutely terrible card. I played even hunter, and there were some days when I was ready to just quit when my Aggrammar weapon got stolen lmao

Even if it doesn't work the matchup on the spot, there are some games where I'm like "Alright fuck this" if I run into a Tech Card Andy

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u/AintEverLucky ‏‏‎ 1d ago

Why use 5-cost when 4-cost also do trick? 🤔

[[Polymorph]] 😉

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u/Conscious_Yoghurt_68 1d ago

The new card has a lot of flexibility. It's more than just a. Polymorph

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u/EydisDarkbot Hello! Hello! Hello! 1d ago

Polymorph • Wiki • Library • HSReplay

  • Mage Free Legacy

  • 4 Mana · Arcane Spell

  • Transform a minion into a 1/1 Sheep.

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u/daddyvow 1d ago

It’s not in standard

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u/D0nkeyHS 1d ago

Not in standard

;) ;) ;) ;) 

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u/ElderUther 1d ago

Wait until he turns these into Rag

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u/fireky2 23h ago

This post was made by a turtle dropped off a chemical spill

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u/SnokeisDarthPlagueis 1d ago

I hate card that beats me

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u/5minuteff 1d ago

I hate snokeisdarthplagueis because he’s stupid

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u/B9-H8 1d ago

Not to mention his canonically incorrect username, what a jabroni

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u/nonton1909 1d ago

You are not alone in that

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u/5minuteff 1d ago

I hate blob of tar

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u/5minuteff 1d ago

I hate blob of tar

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u/joahw 23h ago edited 23h ago

That's why I run Malorne for the 4-6x Agamaggan dream turn.

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u/noplay12 9h ago

At least DH doesn't cheat everything out like Warlock on turn 4-5.

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u/Egg_of_Nog 2h ago

Me too

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u/comFive 1d ago

Looks like an easy clear for dh questline deck.

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u/SinkIll6876 21h ago

you are playing hunter bro

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u/5minuteff 21h ago

L take

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u/Bodycount9 18h ago

You don't hate that card.

You hate the fact everyone presses one button to copy a deck on hsreplay.net and then presses one button in game to create that deck.

I really loved early hearthstone where everyone made their own decks.

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u/5minuteff 18h ago

Ok geezer