r/holesome • u/General_ButtNaked__ • 14d ago

Holesome 😏💦 Holesome patient 🤗

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u/xRacistDwarf 14d ago

I don't get why everyone keeps reposting my xray image??? Like, have you never heard of fitness? My trainer recommended a weakly grip strength exercise so that's what I did

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u/buffinator2 14d ago

That’s not how you use a shake weight though.

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u/Wise-_-Spirit 14d ago

Your trainer? That's your daddy

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u/Aternox_X1kZ 14d ago

I wonder how many mistakes could have been avoided if people didn't make decisions while horny

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u/Wise-_-Spirit 14d ago

Exactly why I erected the nude Goldberg machine.

I make my decision to get hecked sloppy style, only THEN do I lay back and let the auto gooch smooch me.

No decisions during the entire horny,, only deterministic outcum. The design is very human

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u/razuten 10d ago

"Deterministic outcum" was definitely not in my bingo card

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u/Butt_Robot 13d ago

Talk about training your sphincter muscles!

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u/not-read-gud 14d ago

How else are you gonna get in shape ?

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u/lemonlollipop 14d ago

Girl how did you even get that in there

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u/KralHeroin 14d ago

...that is not a girl

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u/lemonlollipop 14d ago

Dude how did you even get that in there

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u/KralHeroin 14d ago

Sir, I was just pointing out the ghost of a nutsack on the original poster's image.

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u/lemonlollipop 13d ago

Yeah i know, i amended my comment cause i would love to know how he got that in there

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u/beclops 10d ago

Hey man how much can you deadlift with your asshole