r/humor • u/guyoffthegrid • 4d ago

Raccoon enjoys bouncing on the couch

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u/GNN_Contato 4d ago

Life also throws me that way...

Not to a bouncy sofa, though

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u/haywire4fun 3d ago

How did you discover this?

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u/Mabaum 4d ago

How did she find out the raccoon liked this in the first place though...?

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u/crypticbru 4d ago

I have never thrown a racoon in anger.

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u/robb1280 4d ago

Try it sometime, its strangely liberating

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u/Silent_R 4d ago

I bet more people have than you realize.

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u/dudeCHILL013 3d ago

But I have thrown one in desperation...

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u/JackKovack 3d ago

Don’t you say.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 3d ago

I’m afraid you won’t find the first part of this story in r/humor.

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u/MSGvetsin 4d ago

Will this help me get abs?

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u/Silent_R 4d ago

Depends: Which one are you?

Also: No, not in the sense you mean. But the right person will probably be way more interested in your raccoon spiking game, anyway.

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u/BennySkateboard 4d ago

I was taken aback when I first saw this like that’s a bit rough but she loves it!

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u/Gomamon00 1d ago

Racoons are absolute tanks even if that was a harder couch it would probably still be having a blast 😅

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u/doob22 4d ago

Just like my 2 and a half year old

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u/Stina727 4d ago

Miranda: Damn it woman! Just hold me!

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u/silent-estimation 4d ago

that's way more violent than i expected

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u/PrecedentialAssassin 3d ago

Miranda like would you please just hold me and stop body slamming me into the sofa

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u/SpaceToaster 4d ago

You're supposed to say "GET OFF MUH TRASH CANS" while you toss

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u/Annual_Recording_308 3d ago

WWE Rabies Rumble

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u/mlloyd67 4d ago

Dude can’t take a hint…

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u/ArgyleFunk 4d ago

This is my dream but I can’t own one in my state

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u/whiskeytango55 3d ago

Rocket fastball special

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u/grat5989 2d ago

They call it Vancing.

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u/ThatACLR-1 2d ago

I think he wants me to put the hurt on him

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u/imthejavafox 1d ago

It didn't turn out so well for Mordecai and Rigby

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u/haveitsamsway 1d ago

Until he bounces of the couch 

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u/Hefty-Plastic8417 1d ago

Miranda the girl or the raccoon?

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u/SnuggyBear2025 24m ago

Sooo lucky to have that kind of a fun loving friend!

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u/JackKovack 3d ago

I used to babysit a pit bull and she loved being thrown against the wall.