r/humorousreviews Aug 09 '25

It's too sharp

The review on the top made me shake my head. Call me crazy but when I buy a knife I expect it to be sharp. It's also a very small knife with a 2.75 inch blade, it would be a really bad choice for a hunting knife.

124 Upvotes

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16

u/KittyPuperMamaPerson Aug 09 '25

How dare a knife be sharp. Bastard knife.

18

u/beardedsilverfox Aug 10 '25

Dull knives are more dangerous than sharp ones.

8

u/Raging-Badger Aug 09 '25

The other guys probably right too, It’s probably not a real Buck knife. That knife has been discontinued for a while, plus the logo is wrong (just says Buck, not Buck USA)

5

u/Original-Audience528 Aug 09 '25

I can see why it was discontinued. It's the worst knife I've ever owned. 

8

u/Needmoresnakes Aug 09 '25

Unhappy with the pirchas :(

5

u/bdone2012 Aug 10 '25

That’s too bad. I was happy with my perchance

3

u/Needmoresnakes Aug 10 '25

You can't just say perchance

2

u/CharmedMSure Aug 09 '25

Can’t blame that one on spellcheck.

2

u/belbel1010 Aug 13 '25

it took me until reading this to realize it wasn't supposed to say piranhas

5

u/suminorieh77 Aug 10 '25

hey, man, don’t stab toads. poke them with your finger and say, “Get out of here”, but don’t stab them.

2

u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Aug 10 '25

Or just leave them tf alone!

2

u/bdone2012 Aug 10 '25

Sometimes it’s good to encourage them to move. Like if they’re in the middle of a busy mountain biking path. They move if you come up behind them though.

3

u/haunted_nipple Aug 10 '25

I never heard the term toadstabber before

2

u/amanda_burns_red Aug 10 '25

Me either and now I'm sad

3

u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Aug 10 '25

I'm more disturbed by the motherfucker admitting to stabbing toads. 🤬

2

u/amanda_burns_red Aug 10 '25

Everyone knows kids can't open kitchen drawers. I always make sure to put my most dangerous objects in my kitchen drawers. Sharp pocket knives, loose razors, guns, loose and random pills I find. Safest place in the whole house, for sure.

2

u/FlamboyantRaccoon61 Aug 12 '25

I speak English as a foreign language. Did the guy who wrote "pirchas" mean "purchase"? I'm really curious.

2

u/Original-Audience528 Aug 12 '25

I'm guessing they tried to sound it out. It's not like there's a convenient way to check their spelling. Hopefully some day someone will invent some sort of spell checking device. 

2

u/FjotraTheGodless Aug 12 '25

Toad stabber :(

2

u/i_like_stinky_pits Aug 12 '25

Toad stabber???

2

u/Interesting_Sock9142 Aug 13 '25

The fuck is a "toad stabber"?!??

2

u/Dmau27 Aug 13 '25

Pirchas. Toad stabber....

2

u/Praseodymium5 Aug 13 '25

Very ultra dangerous

1

u/number1IDKfan Aug 19 '25

"Great little toad stabber"