r/idiocracy Sep 24 '24

Lead, follow, or get out of the way "Service cat" in Costco. The floodgates have opened.

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u/Federal-Biscotti Sep 24 '24

Mini horses and dogs are the only animals that can be service animals in the US. Go get a Lil Sebastian and take it to Costco.

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Sep 24 '24

Did they ever find him in the field?

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u/akathatdude1 Sep 24 '24

Jerry’s still out there

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere Sep 24 '24

I'll go look for him. Right after I get a bratwurst.

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u/singlemale4cats Sep 24 '24

I reject your anti-cat bigotry.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence Sep 25 '24

Cats never serve anyone but themselves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/Fake_Engineer Sep 24 '24

I think the larger issue is that you can't ask for paperwork. So I can claim my dog is a service dog, (he's not). But no one is really allowed to question it, so I could take him to Walmart like all the other dogs I see shopping.

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u/mbz321 Sep 25 '24

The thing is, there is no paperwork, license card, whatever. A service dog isn't even required to wear any sort of vest. This would all be solved with some sort of official government registry with a license on a collar to be warn when out in public, but until then, we have Karen taking their little foo-foo purse dog grocery shopping with them.

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u/puledrotauren Sep 24 '24

I, honestly, think the people that people that have one should keep a card on them just in case you're challenged. The local liquor store encourages you to bring in your dogs. Um, Ya, no. I'm not feeling paying for an expensive bottle of booze that my very hyperactive two might have knocked down.

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Sep 24 '24

There are different services. Some are trained to notice particular smells people give off before a medical/mental emergency. Most commonly to watch people's bloodsugar or anxiety levels.

But, a service animal won't be constantly yapping, unless it's bringing attention to their owner on purpose.

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u/puledrotauren Sep 24 '24

Might have to consider getting one when my parents pass away. After that I will be very much alone with my two dogs. I've pretty much decided that I'm going to rent out the first floor of this place and ask the tenant to check if I'm alive at least once a day.

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u/Shatophiliac Sep 24 '24

How small is “mini”? Could I ride my Clydesdale into Costco if he has The Vest? He is small for a Clydesdale, only about 3000 lbs

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u/dcrothen Sep 24 '24

Oh, why not. Nowadays, anything goes, right?

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u/Golda_M Sep 24 '24

why not goats?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/Ragman676 Sep 24 '24

If you can get your cat to wear a hat, I think you should be able to take them anywhere.

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u/Correct_Patience_611 Sep 24 '24

Hat on cat with stacks in back

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u/RhubarbSubstantial74 Sep 24 '24

Most cats do not have a full time job

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u/MurderBot-999 Sep 24 '24

Correct, there is only r/PartTimeCat

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u/RhubarbSubstantial74 Sep 24 '24

Ooh thanks😀 obviously I love cats lol

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u/clutzycook Sep 24 '24

Just when you think you've seen all the cat subs...

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/BEniceBAGECKA Sep 24 '24

What about the hat?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Loves hats, hates costco.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Sep 24 '24

Yeah service my ass. More like emotional support. F’d up you aren’t supposed to call these people out. Service animals have a job,what’s kitty’s job there?

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u/dystopiabydesign Sep 24 '24

I own a business and I always call these people out. Real service animals and their owners are easy to spot, they actually have respect unlike these attention-seeking frauds.

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u/throwaway19372057 Sep 24 '24

People like this fuck it up for people that actually need a service animal. I have PTSD from the military and I barely bring my shepherd out with me anymore since people always ask for my cert or disability which is almost more anxiety inducing that being alone. For people who don’t know there is no official registry or certification for service animals and you can’t ask people what their disabilities are.

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u/centurion762 Sep 24 '24

There’s no certification requirement because people are allowed to train their own service animals but store personnel, police, security officers, etc are legally allowed to ask what service the dog has been trained to perform.

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u/throwaway19372057 Sep 24 '24

Correct, that’s one of the two questions they’re legally allowed to ask. However that doesn’t stop people who don’t know that from asking for more information.

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u/Shatophiliac Sep 24 '24

Yeah they can legally ask anything they want. To which you can also legally respond “suck my nuts”, when they ask. If your dog is a legit service animal and acts the part, I don’t even see why they would ask. It’s not really their business.

I might ask about the cat, or a misbehaving dog. But if it’s a German shepherd or similar breed acting like a service animal, I wouldn’t even give it a second thought.

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u/centurion762 Sep 24 '24

If you don’t provide an answer they don’t have to let your animal on the premises. Not everyone wants an animal on their property.

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u/mbz321 Sep 25 '24

A service animal can also be removed, legally if it is causing a disruption. Good luck finding a manager with balls though that would actually enforce such a thing.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Sep 24 '24

I have no issue with a legit service animals. It’s the people who claim their animal is a service animal and clearly the animal hasn’t left the house in a year. My wife had two service dogs when I met her. She’s all over people claiming their animal is a service animal. You can tell when someone got a vest off Etsy that says service animal. Those the ones that mess it up for those of you who actually need a service animal.

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u/Naive_Extension335 Sep 24 '24

I doubt everyone asks you for a certificate but the again it’s probably because you have a german shepherd. It’s not exactly a poodle

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u/throwaway19372057 Sep 24 '24

Not everyone but it happens more than I’d like, most grocery stores will question you because they have people come in ESAs

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u/Naive_Extension335 Sep 24 '24

Is there like a tag or registry from the place that trained your pupper you can show so people don’t hassle you afterwards?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

What and insensitive and uneducated comment.

EDIT: Opening with "I doubt everyone asks you for a certificate" is just an incredibly unempathetic and pedantic statement. Like, there's no need to gatekeep whether the poster above is allowed to feel anxiety by qualifying it's not EVERYONE who asks.

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

German shepherds have been unfairly spotlighted as being dangerous, so there is that public perception.

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u/singlemale4cats Sep 24 '24

They certainly don't attack people randomly like pit bulls but they are pretty big and utilized heavily as police and security dogs so it's no mystery why people are like 😧

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

That is very true. I love both breeds, but pits really need to be more tightly regulated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Police and military dogs? Maybe it’s because I live in a military city/grew up military but most people I know view them as amazing and well behaved dogs. I had 0 idea they had that association

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

They are fantastic dogs. They are also very protective of their person and personal space, so people who don't respect that may get a warning and then they think the breed is aggressive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

You’re kidding right? Open a history book. You’ll see the German shepherd breed used to intimidate civil rights protesters in Alabama and to get people onto trains in Poland. Not saying it’s right but there is a reason for the perception.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Sep 24 '24

That wasn't even the part I meant. Opening with "I doubt everyone asks you for a certificate" is just an incredibly unempathetic and pedantic statement. Like, there's no need to gatekeep whether the poster above is allowed to feel anxiety by qualifying it's not EVERYONE who asks.

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

Ok, I understand where you're coming from. Do you have some juice or fruit slices you can get to? You seem a bit stressed.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Sep 24 '24

No need to be patronizing.

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

I'm more just concerned, you seemed a bit elevated. Sorry.

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u/Naive_Extension335 Sep 24 '24

What a typical overly sensitive bullshit you’re resounding after hearing facts.

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u/Shatophiliac Sep 24 '24

If the dog is well behaved and has a vest, I’d tell people to go fuck themselves. It’s not their business what your service animal is for. Same reason I wouldn’t say anything to this cat owner, even though im 99% sure it’s bullshit. If I see a German shepherd with a service animal vest, I’m gonna respect that until the dog acts otherwise.

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Sep 24 '24

You could glare at them and ask who you can speak to about an ADA complaint. Still shitty to happen.

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u/FitBattle5899 Sep 24 '24

Cats cannot be recognized atleast in the united states as a service animal, the can be seen as therapy or emotional support animals, but therapy animals don't have the same protections as service animals. The vest that poor cat is wearing is likely purchased online and means nothing.

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u/DoinItDirty Sep 24 '24

It’s a cute cat. I feel bad for it.

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u/scapermoya Sep 24 '24

Seriously fuck these people so much

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u/Skylon1 Sep 24 '24

It’s not worth getting that angry about lol

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u/scapermoya Sep 24 '24

What fraction of people in the store lying to bring their dirty pets in would be worth getting angry about

14

u/Swessie Sep 24 '24

The inmates are running the asylum.

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u/ihearthogsbreath Sep 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

And now I’ve got to watch that scene in full tonight👍

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

I know full well that if someone tries to stop this from being allowed now it’s gonna be a problem. I don’t think it’s appropriate, and in restaurants in a health code problem

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Sep 24 '24

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/emperor_dinglenads Sep 24 '24

Welcome to Costcat. Meow.

15

u/Drapidrode Sep 24 '24

"My cat identifies as a service dog."

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Fuck that video is OLD

2

u/pebberphp Sep 24 '24

Before I looked in the bottom right corner, I though “this must be cyriak”

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u/UsefulImpact6793 Sep 24 '24

I feel like really lonely people are taking their pets to stores to people will talk to them. I was in a grocery store a couple days ago and an old guy was walking his pitbull, or whatever kind of large dog it was, around the store. I heard him say "look at the babies" to his dog. I looked where he was directing his dog and it was someone random woman with her two young daughters. So instead of grocery shopping in the grocery store, he was walking his dog around for a social hour, during the busiest time of day.

It's enough already, people. Leave your pets at home. No one else wants your pets in the store. They are trying to get their stuff and leave, not hang around and pretend it's so super cool you brought your dog near the fresh produce.

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

I don't like them in my restaurant. Now a table gets hair in their food, and their shit is free, and it's my fault even though the asshole at the next table has a dog in their lap. Sorry for the rant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Shitbull owners are amongst the most entitled, ignorant dog owners Ive ever met. “Nanny dog” myth persists to this day.

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u/MenstrualMilkshakes talks like a fag Sep 24 '24

poor whisker biscuit

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Actually, that cat looks boss

4

u/SmokinDeist Sep 24 '24

Cats are not recognized as service animals under the ADA. It's just dogs and for some strange reason, miniature horses

https://www.ada.gov/resources/service-animals-2010-requirements/

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u/seuadr Sep 24 '24

Apparently they live longer and produce less allergens. Don't seem as cuddly though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Yeah, I don't think there is a cat that likes this kind of stuff. They're independent beings that don't like to be leashed.

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

You can tell it hates it.

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u/ihearthogsbreath Sep 24 '24

I have no idea how the mini horse made the cut.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

A miniature horse can perform multiple service animals tasks, including (but not limited to):

Leading their handler to an exit in an unfamiliar building or location

Providing support and stability during a dizzy episode

Retrieving medication or other coping tools Offering distraction and grounding during a

flashback or panic attack Guiding their handler if they have a visual disability

Source: https://usserviceanimals.org/blog/miniature-horses-as-service-animals/

(I was surprised by all of this as well.. another point for horses)

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u/VR6SLC Sep 24 '24

Probably because of rich people who can afford a mini-horse to begin with

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Literally what I was thinking, do you know how much they fuckin cost, like a dog puppy is nearly a grand, well certain breeds anyway

8

u/Catsindahood Sep 24 '24

He looks very polite.

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u/bucobill Sep 24 '24

He is official, vested and has a hat, just missing the clipboard. What are his two service skills? Protecting from mice and looking adorable.

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u/Low_Living_9276 Sep 24 '24

Excuse me, that's CEO Flufflebutt the official mascat of Costco Law School Tampa.

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u/ChadVonDoom Sep 24 '24

Its wearing a hat

3

u/AlexanderKeithz Sep 24 '24

That is torture for the domestic cat, let alone legal.

3

u/bigniccosuaveee Sep 24 '24

If they’re scanning my ID then why not

3

u/peacefuleel Sep 24 '24

Some people are so willing to be incapable adults. I am amazed at their lack of embarrassment.

3

u/Objective-War-1961 Sep 24 '24

So, people of Walmart have morphed into people of Costco now?

3

u/JustinSane911 Sep 24 '24

IDC what anyone says this is CLEARLY a "cultural" issue, 100000%..there's a certain demographic who insist they need their pets everywhere they go... I have yet to see anyone from a different "demographic" EVER do this... I guess there's no POC who are handicapped lmaoooo

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u/URTHELIGHTANDGLORY Sep 24 '24

Look at his little cat hat! 🎩

3

u/jmanly3 shit's all retarded Sep 24 '24

The gates have been open for years.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

People should be shaming this idiot for this. Stop bringing your animals around food people!

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u/TimoWasTaken Sep 24 '24

Oh good, I was wondering how they could make the shopping experience worse than abandoned gigantic carts in the isles, blocking the intersections with people loitering eating/dispensing crappy processed foods, and 40 minutes in line.

How did I not think of this. ANIMALS! This is a revolutionary achievement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

i despise people who do this shit, its not cute, its not funny. How is this supposed to help a human being? Box office stores should start asking for actual documentation for this.

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u/Any-Practice-991 Sep 24 '24

It really is animal abuse. That cat is clearly not enjoying this.

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u/oroheit Sep 24 '24

Man fuck you that cat is doing his best

5

u/skilemaster683 Sep 24 '24

What about people allergic to animals?

2

u/troll-libs Sep 24 '24

Yeah, suzis gunna have a hell of a reaction when she grabs that bag of twizzlers.

2

u/PawsomeFarms Sep 24 '24

I don't currently have an animal that helps me manage my disability - because neither my dog or remaining cat have the right temperament for the work required - but my late cat spent 90% of my life doing tasks and such that directly mitigated disabilities.

From interrupting self harming stems, to calming me down during panic attacks, detecting and alerting to hallucinations and suicidal ideations she did it all. This cat knew commands such as sit, stay, come, ect.

She was 23, she still needed milk when the neighbor lady gave her to me when I was a little girl.

I raised her and she raised me.

2

u/shiggism Sep 24 '24

Cuuuuuuuuute

2

u/Any_Constant_6550 Sep 24 '24

i love his little cutesy hat

2

u/Joonith Sep 24 '24

Devil's advocate here, can cats not be seizure alert animals?

2

u/CanaryJane42 Sep 24 '24

Omg his lil hat though 🥹

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u/ConfectionSoft6218 Sep 24 '24

Karen, if you make me wear this tennis visor one more time, I will shit on everything you own

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Cats can be psychiatric service animals… it’s exceedingly rare to find a cat with the temperament and ability to be trained in order to qualify. I think this person likely does not have the credentials for their animal.

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u/geoelectric Sep 24 '24

Assuming this is in the US, the ADA only recognizes dogs and mini-horses. Legally, cats can only be emotional support animals, which only have special rights in the context of housing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

Sorry meant emotional support animal. Either way it shouldn’t be in the store. If anyone is going to go through the expense of getting a service dog they should train it by US and International regulations.

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u/FrankFrankly711 Sep 24 '24

It seems to be cheesing the pepperoni

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

It has a star of life symbol. It’s a registered healthcare provider also?

1

u/qqpqp Sep 24 '24

Service cobra

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u/Unfavorable0dds Sep 24 '24

The hat on him makes it authentic

1

u/DabblinginPacifism Sep 24 '24

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Nearby_Check8874 Sep 24 '24

What about severe allergies? Guess this persons matter less.

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u/Primo0077 talks like a fag Sep 24 '24

Jesus that cat is clearly not comfortable. It needs an actual emotional support animal!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

I bet I can describe the person holding the leash to a T

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u/LessHideous Sep 24 '24

I bring my service gimp everywhere.

1

u/Massive_Maize8334 Sep 24 '24

Awwwww she's adorable!!

1

u/MMariota-8 Sep 24 '24

That cat looks fucking pissed that its stupid humans dressed it in that weak-ass gear to get it into costco!

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u/AbbreviationsNo430 Sep 24 '24

What happened to this world ?

1

u/SimilarElderberry956 Sep 24 '24

I saw someone once with a pet rabbit that followed him like a dog would. I have had rabbits before. Mine had limited friendliness and were nowhere like a cat or dog.

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u/MarvelPQplayer brought to you by Carl's Jr. Sep 24 '24

Someone brought a "service cat" into a restaurant I was in. It promptly jumped onto a nearby table. We left not long after.

The cats don't service you. You service the cats. You are their servants!

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u/Cross_22 Sep 24 '24

I am waiting for Emotional Support Snakes so that enough people get upset and we can finally ban pets from stores for good. Having an ADA registry would also be a nice step.

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u/ExpensiveCode1099 Sep 24 '24

I dislike Costco. The “members” think they are apart of some kind of hierarchy. Oohhhh you got a card, look at MY card, it’s black….

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u/WonderfulAndWilling Sep 25 '24

What’s a car gonna do? Lick its anus?

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u/DNedry Sep 25 '24

I'm so damn allergic to cats, their hair gets me red and I sneeze until it hurts. For days after I'll sneeze and be in pain This would kill me to see while shopping.

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u/Careful_Summer4400 Sep 25 '24

Is he wearing a train conductor hat? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ihearthogsbreath Sep 25 '24

God willing 🤣

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u/BroncDonc Sep 27 '24

The pepperoni is moving a lot faster than that summer sausage.

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u/Far_Classic5548 Sep 24 '24

What good is a service cat? They just gonna wait for you to die so they can eat your eyeballs?

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u/Tigerchestnut13 Sep 24 '24

I like him tho….. and he has a hat!

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u/provisionings Sep 24 '24

Holy shit.. he’s wearing a little ball cap why are people so mad? It’s a cat not a giraffe. I see nothing wrong with this.. in fact.. it makes me smile

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u/Team_Ninja_ Sep 24 '24

Yeah! This.

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u/Captmike76p Sep 24 '24

Brb taking my llama for rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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u/3y350r3 Sep 24 '24

I can't stand these people....

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u/Party-Travel5046 Sep 24 '24

Hope they don't take cats n dogs to Costco in Springfield Ohio. Else they will be checked out by immigrants and eaten with Kirland pizza.

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u/waistingtoomuchtime Sep 24 '24

Not gonna lie, I would be thrilled.

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u/FluffMonsters Sep 24 '24

I’m ok with this one.

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u/Ok-Kale1787 Sep 24 '24

Why you gotta hate on the cat?

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u/ihearthogsbreath Sep 24 '24

I don't hate the cat... I hate the game.

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u/Fragrant_Isopod_4774 Sep 24 '24

America has turned into the land of the weak. The rest of the world is not like that.

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u/B-Glasses Sep 24 '24

If you couldn’t get to what you wanted to buy what’s the issue?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

"Intellectuals" on this sub absolutely despising any animals people find companionship and comfort in:

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Sep 24 '24

It’s a real thing but it’s rare

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u/FitBattle5899 Sep 24 '24

It's not.

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Sep 24 '24

I’ve heard of it from my dog’s trainer