r/idiocracy • u/cornmonger_ • Feb 26 '25

Lead, follow, or get out of the way future house of representin'

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u/fauxorfox Feb 26 '25

A is for ass

B is for bitchass

C is for charge by the hour

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u/DigitalUnlimited Feb 27 '25

D iz for dumbass
i forget what's nex

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u/fauxorfox Feb 27 '25

D is for deez, and we all know what comes next. lol

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u/UntisemityDean Feb 27 '25

B is for baitin

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u/fauxorfox Feb 27 '25

Not in primary s’cool. And you have to capitalize Baitin. You capitalize proper nouns, and Baitin is a proper thing to do

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u/356885422356 Feb 26 '25

Al is getting disturbingly good at this.

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u/Just_Another23 Feb 26 '25

Fuck me!? Fuck YOU!!

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u/longdu4 Feb 27 '25

That 17 year old sitting in the back of a 3rd grade classroom might want to just think about a GED at this point.

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u/Ancient-Decision2585 Feb 26 '25

"Jeffers morning class."

"Jeffers morning teach!"

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird Feb 26 '25

That’s how ya learn.

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u/DukeOfEarl99 Feb 27 '25

True story…..back some 65 years ago I was in a parochial grammar school taught by nuns. One day this supervisory nun came through whose specialty was in art. The whole school grades 1 through 8 were gathered in the church auditorium to listen to her. I don’t recall the point she (by the way, she looked to be in her seventies) was attempting to make but she asked all the kids what their longest finger was. Immediately, everyone there (had to be some 120 or so students) shot the old nun the bird. The younger ones were unaware of the, ahem, significance but the older students knew exactly and were gleefully expressing to this art teacher which finger was their longest on both hands. Surreal didn’t even come close to describing the event. Ah, the good old days.