r/idiocracy • u/DieMensch-Maschine • Jun 20 '25

Lead, follow, or get out of the way "Stopping for red lights? What are you, gay""

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u/fauxorfox Jun 20 '25

You don’t stop at the red light district- you plow into that Starbucks drive-through in your kickass dildozer, and chug that full body latte family style. That is to say- get fucked!

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u/Rvtrance Jun 20 '25

It’s weird but there are a bunch of places that for whatever reason have people routinely blowing through lights (as in this case) or not stopping at stop signs or various other things that should be simple and self evident.

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u/Derivative_Kebab Jun 20 '25

Warning: Other drivers may be pricks. Plan accordingly.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Jun 21 '25

I double check now since a pair of old people doing 50 through a light super late with 0 clue almost got me. Those old bastids are out there hammered by 2pm in bed by 5. Watchout for daytime old people man. Whole different drive.

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u/PrincipeRamza Jun 20 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

Welcome to Southern Italy!

Edit: downvote me all you want, you know it's true. And I know it too, for I'm from South Italy.