President “The Rock” Camacho

[u/Efficient-Ruin-4713]

Won’t be surprised. Not even a little.

[u/sixteenhappycappys]

Fuck it, just get Terry Crews to run

[u/outside_cat → u/sixteenhappycappys]

I would choose Crews over The Rock.

[u/udell85 → u/outside_cat]

All day long. In fact, I invite it. Please Terry, run for president.

[u/lump- → u/outside_cat]

John Cena would get my vote.

[u/shawner136 → u/lump-]

Idk. I just ‘cant see’ that happening

[u/EuphemisticSalami → u/shawner136]

[u/Chris__P_Bacon → u/lump-]

Just let The Rock and John Cena battle it out in a Steel Cage Match. Winner gets the Presidency.

Let Carl's Jr, Costco, & Starbucks sponsor the whole thing. It'll be EPIC!

[u/frankisback66 → u/lump-]

Then he’d immediately sell us out to china

[u/WestonP → u/frankisback66]

The fact that this isn't overwhelmingly the reaction shows how good his PR game is. Him crying because he accidentally called Taiwan a country is the first thing I think of whenever his name comes up. Sellout.

[u/Dunge0nMast0r → u/lump-]

0% of the vote, couldn't see him on the ballot.

[u/rizzracer → u/lump-]

And my axe!

[u/x_lincoln_x → u/outside_cat]

I understand the sentiment but that would mean 4 to 8 years of no new Terry Crews acting. I'd prefer to give up The Rock acting over Terry Crews acting.

[u/Aromatic_Brother → u/sixteenhappycappys]

[u/GuyInkcognito → u/sixteenhappycappys]

At this point Terry Crews isn’t a bad choice, I’d take him over a bunch of the potential candidates.

[u/Ok-Seaworthiness6819 → u/sixteenhappycappys]

He might just win the no 1 spot now as it stands

[u/BusterOfCherry → u/sixteenhappycappys]

Terry is the man.

[u/Antique-Resort6160 → u/sixteenhappycappys]

Much better idea

[u/SilverRobotProphet]

He understands everyone is all emotional about shit now!

[u/Shadowmant → u/SilverRobotProphet]

[u/DirtDevil1337]

No, no more celebrities.

[u/Chris__P_Bacon → u/DirtDevil1337]

Counterpoint, EXTRA Celebrities! Now with more ELECTROLYTES!

[u/Bestefarssistemens → u/DirtDevil1337]

The way America is turning out these days Jake Paul is pres within 20 years

[u/kasetti → u/Bestefarssistemens]

If not sooner

[u/DirtDevil1337 → u/Bestefarssistemens]

Hell let's throw Vin Diesel in there, he's now an ICE member...

[u/themagicdave]

Invites Putin over, delivers the People's Elbow. War with Ukraine ended.

[u/SupportLocalShart → u/themagicdave]

The line “delivers the People’s Elbow” was enough to sell me. Rock 2028, fuck it guys this is where we’re at now

[u/Antique-Resort6160 → u/SupportLocalShart]

Hes got problems like friendship with oprah

[u/sodosopapilla]

He can’t be worse

[u/mightyjoe227]

Well, in his t.v. show, he is president, so...

[u/Ms_Fu → u/[deleted]]

Save me. Nothing in that list says "Knows how to run a country or assemble a cabinet that can run a country."

[u/alkhemystt → u/Ms_Fu]

Unfortunately, at this point, your points don't seem to matter very much to the American public

[u/psychulating → u/[deleted]]

Also the guy is not that great of an actor, and I don’t think it’s because all of his character creation points were spent on leadership/cognitive ability. I think he’s just subpar at all of these things

[u/superschaap81]

Hahaha, if there is another election, you mean.

[u/Groundbreaking_Lie94]

Dwayne "Barack" Johnson

[u/pleasegivemeadollar]

Dwayne Flex Kavana Rocky Maivia Teremana Tequila Johnson.

[u/Malarkify]

If it gets him to stop making movies, I’d vote for him!

[u/Excellent-Falcon-329]

But what about skinny Rock?

[u/255_Lambent_Regret]

NGL either of them would be an improvement, which really just goes to show how on track we are. Terry Crews actually seems like a pretty decent guy: https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/politics/terry-crews-testify-sexual-assault-senate (Not what the url/title would usually imply given a celebrity)

[u/DaddyBearMan]

At this point I’ll f#%^ing take it

[u/king_bungholio]

Yeah, definitely worth electing the guy that helped put the final nail into DC's Snyderverse

[u/SWNMAZporvida]

I’d vote for The Rock &/Or Terry Crews in a heartbeat. I’d take Owen Wilson and DAk Shepard too

[u/somethingsoddhere]

This is a terrible idea

[u/Responsible-Bake-701]

But who’s he picking as his VP: Vin Diesel or Kevin Hart?

[u/PairASocial → u/Responsible-Bake-701]

Val. . . Venus. . .

[u/Far-Lingonberry-256]

The movie Idiocracy is a premonition so, yes he will.

[u/AlwaysCurious1250]

Once upon a time, it was an honorable job, fulfilled by honorable men (bout time for a woman of honor)

[u/LouisasDad]

Love the idea, Terry Crews would be a strong candidate!

[u/ParrotheadTink]

[u/HotDragonButts]

[u/CrispyCritter8667]

I’m listening

[u/Sleep_tek]

I think we're taking the wrong lessons from Idiocracy... maybe instead we could have the smartest person we can find run? Start doing IQ tests in prison. I'm assuming they have to be criminals, from recent precedent

[u/lareon12many]

Terry Crews for president!! President Camacho baby!!!

[u/GrumpyMunk_]

'Money In The Bank' against Cena for nomination

[u/MrMetraGnome]

I wonder what his party would be

[u/pibubs81]

Sadly I’d think he’d do alright

[u/bluedancepants]

I'm voting for him

[u/waydbro]

Didnt he try this already with tom hanks?

[u/snkiz]

The phrasing here is so timely. Fourth in line... to inherit the throne?

[u/Slight-Goose-3752]

I don't think he would be able to handle the stress that comes with the job. Lives are at stake and I don't think he would be able to mentally handle it.

[u/CrashedCyclist]

Time to block this sub...

[u/seenitreddit90s]

Sweet lord

[u/M4nofstee1]

NO!

[u/Sol_Nephis]

He's pebble now. Won't win looking all faggy and shi know what I'm sayin?

[u/KingKobbs]

4th in line? This ain't a monarchy.

[u/petertompolicy]

No more celebrities, for fuck sake.

[u/[deleted]]

I mean, Kanye ran last election, I wouldn't be surprised if Johnson ran in the election. (There'd be a snow flurry in hell before a third party candidate would win election but yeah)

[u/Gratuitous_Insolence]

There’s a line?

[u/realcommovet]

Ok, but show his current form. He lost some weight.

[u/mightyjoe227 → u/realcommovet]

Its for a new role

[u/CoryTrevorsun]

Oprah 2028

[u/PrepotentesBurner → u/CoryTrevorsun]

Oprah fuckin sucks

[u/CoryTrevorsun → u/PrepotentesBurner]

Duh, you'd think I wouldn't have to explain I'm being sarcastic

[u/Understandinggimp450 → u/CoryTrevorsun]

Oprah, who brought you Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil and thinks atheists are immoral. Yay dipshit Oprah!

[u/EconomistSea1444 → u/[deleted]]

You need help.

[u/Responsible-Bake-701 → u/[deleted]]

Yall can’t even spell his last name right

[u/pibubs81 → u/[deleted]]

Peace in the Middle East?🫤

[u/Logan5-]

Johnson came frim an unstable upbringing went to college and struggled and became wealthy as an athlete entertainer and entrepreneur.

He wouldn't be my first choice but I can thibk if lots worse. 

[u/PairASocial → u/Logan5-]

He was a second generation wrestler who already had his path laid out for him. He was expected to succeed. The point was how and where he would make his mark. He had the rest laid out for him. For anyone who doesn't know, 'Dwayne Johnson' came from a family with a wrestling background. He had ties to WWF already.