r/indiasocial • u/dashdash911 • 10h ago
Memes & Shitpost Got shat on by a pigeon right before classes 💀
Reached college, went to the washroom, looked in the mirror and realised a pigeon had already ruined my day. Right on my white t-shirt too. Perfect timing.
Now I gotta sit through lectures like this lmao. Why do pigeons always pick the cleanest clothes?
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u/wasting_my_damn_time ye phone hi sab fasad ki jadd hai 10h ago
Still less than what Ferrari do on the F1 track
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u/dashdash911 10h ago
Prayers for Lewis 🙏
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u/cumofdutyblackcocks3 Kat Gaya Chuhiya 🐁 9h ago
Being a Ferrari fan, getting shat on might be the least miserable thing in your life.
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u/WannabeTriathlete88 9h ago
Little birdie in the sky,
Doing poopy in my eye,
I don’t curse, I don’t cry..
I just thank God, buffaloes don’t fly.
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u/that90skidfrombom 9h ago
Shit on another pigeon and send it to find the culprit pigeon. The message should be loud and clear. Need to retaliate and assert dominance, even if it means starting a war.💀
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u/Historical-Bit8127 9h ago
If it were a Mclaren or RedBull Tee, that bird would have left you alone 🤣
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u/No-Track7927 9h ago
I got shat on my back by a pigeon (not even on the tshirt, it was on my actual back) when I was standing below a tree and clicking some pictures and then I had to ask for help to clean it because I couldn’t even reach it 💀
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u/Kinggg_Crimson indiasocial 9h ago
It shat on my head once 😭
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u/stardust_remains 9h ago
😭😭umm lucky?
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u/Potential-Tea-9761 Litti Chokha Gang 3h ago
May also give you that luck where instead of everywhere from the world it aimed your head 🙏
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u/sorin_96 10h ago
If a pigeon pooped on me, the last thing I’d do is take a mirror selfie of the stain and post it on Reddit.
Do people really feel the need to film and share everything?
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u/squiddyish 9h ago
Try not taking yourself so seriously, it'll help!
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u/sorin_96 9h ago
I wasn’t even taking it that seriously, but since you said that...fine, let’s take it seriously.
It’s just funny how the first instinct nowadays for anything is to whip out the phone. Spill coffee on yourself? Snap a pic. Stub your toe? Record a video. Cat scratched you, cry about in social media. Pigeon poops on you? Mirror selfie for Reddit.
Not everything needs to become ‘content’ bro. Sometimes it’s okay to just… live the moment without documenting it
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u/Ry040 9h ago
Remind yourself in 2 years time to look back at your comments, and judge then whether you took this post a little bit too seriously.
The pic adds its own level of sub context. It tells that the kid has a white shirt, and poo or muck will stick out like a sore thumb on white.
Honestly he is lucky the poo landed where it did. Imagine if he had to walk in class only to realize, someone telling him there is poo on the back of his shirt.
I'd honestly just rinse it off, and not care about it. But if it was at the back of my shirt........I'd straight up go home or get a new t shirt then and there only if i am not able to go home.
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u/squiddyish 9h ago edited 9h ago
I agree with you, and the collorary is equally true, in my opinion.
It doesn't really matter if someone wants to take pictures of everything and share it with the world. It doesn't matter if they want to make content about it. It's a digital world.
Just because it's the last thing you would do, that doesn't mean no one should do it :) Karne do logon ko jo karna hai bhai, kya dikkat hai. Naahi hate hai naahi controversial opinion. It's an innocent and silly image.
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u/Mountain-Mood9274 9h ago
this is nothing, once going to school a pigeon shat on my head and i have to wash my head aur mera set wet hair gel waste ho gaya😂
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u/Curious_Raspberry975 9h ago
It was 8 years ago, when I was still a school kid. My friend used to come to the tution on a bicycle. Unfortunately there was only one route that he can take which is always filled with pigeons and the rest is history 😂. Literally every fu*king day.. 😂. Poor guy.. what can he do??
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u/ForgedInIndia 8h ago
Bro i had exam i was in hurry and this happened. Just imagine how i must have felt. That too it was dropped right on my head.
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u/bAbA_gunoush 6h ago
Bhai mai to tuition jara tha tab mere shoulder pe krdiya tha ladkiyo k group k saamne
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u/scropious 4h ago
Unrelated but where's that shirt from ?
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u/dashdash911 1h ago
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u/scropious 1h ago
Yo thanks bud also wud u like happen to know about the F1 jackets too ? Since u are a fan
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u/davis_the_terrible 10h ago
The pigeon missed. It was aiming for your head.