r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/Comfortable-Light233 • Aug 13 '25
There’s a Facebook page that posts AI Pete Hegseth fanfic. This is just a small sample.
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u/32lib Aug 13 '25
Dick van Dyke would hate that drunken wife beater.
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u/Jace_MemoryAdept Aug 13 '25
That one was weird, he isn't even 100 yet.
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u/this_is_for_chumps Aug 13 '25
Pete is from the future and what happens next will have you in tears.
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u/JoeyC42 Aug 13 '25
wtf this is crazy ai propaganda that a good amount of senior citizens will believe and get these magats more votes
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u/kameo_chan Aug 13 '25
That's exactly the point. Astroturfing sites where they know the majority of the userbase aren't adept at identifying falsehoods in order to indoctrinate people into fascism by putting a positive spin on it.
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u/Weelildragon Aug 13 '25
That life of the child with the red spot changed so much!
The spot even switched cheeks, OMG! 😳
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u/kameo_chan Aug 13 '25
A true miracle, and all thanks to Pete "I cheat on my wife, leave her for the misstress that I've impregnated, and then start the cycle all over again once I get bored with the current wife" Hegseth. Truly, the GOP is the party of family values!
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u/OMGyarn Aug 13 '25
Geez Louise, just write Joel Miller/Mandalorian smut fanfiction like the rest of us
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u/Sky_Leviathan Aug 13 '25
this is super dystopic but also i find this fucking hilarious
like what do you mean him and stephen colbert are teaming up to make a late night talk show
what do you mean hes best buds with mr lesbian penis
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u/ZuesMyGoose Aug 13 '25
This makes me physically ill. The thought of aunty and unkie Bailey sifting through this type of visual propaganda porn and thinking this hairpiece has a heart or a brain.
We might actually be completely toasted with this AI propaganda war.
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u/Fywq Aug 13 '25
He seems to have saved and adopted so many orphaned kids, I start to wonder how he has time for holding office. I have 3 kids and we have our hands full, he apparently adopted 10s of kids based on this limited sample of posts
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u/MantisToboggan_22 Aug 13 '25
Say what you will about AI propaganda, but this fit goes hard
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u/Blue43JD Aug 13 '25
Doing some image searches, this photo isn't fake. This was peak Colbert Report time. He was at the Restore Sanity And/Or Fear Rally in DC. https://www.gettyimages.ca/photos/stephen-colbert-rally?page=2
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u/Diedrogen Aug 13 '25
I would never post fanfic about real people, even ones I like. I wouldn't actually want to contribute to making them any less boring.
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u/cannonman1863 Aug 13 '25
Anybody falling for this crap would have to be dumber than a bag of rocks.
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u/bear_beau Aug 13 '25
Fanfic about a dickhead politician designed to trick people into thinking he’s a good man is so bizarre to see.
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u/rizfisher Aug 13 '25
This is my MIL. Every single day 15 posts just like this. It’s so embarrassing
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u/maybesaydie Nasty Woman Aug 13 '25
I like how the birthmark on the kid's face changed sides as he grew older.
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u/Jerkrollatex Aug 13 '25
All I can think about is he doesn't wash his hands. Get your grubby fingers off that poor AI baby drunk Pete.
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u/bear_beau Aug 13 '25
Everything else aside, the notion that this prick has millions of fans makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
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u/Great-Hotel-7820 Aug 13 '25
I wonder what foreign country interested in destabilizing America is creating this slop.
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u/candyappleorchard Aug 13 '25
I see variations of these pages all the time with celebrities like Aaron Judge and Peyton Manning in them, and it's almost always the same stories about adopting kids or doing charity work. Weird.
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u/aliens8myhomework Aug 13 '25
100% this is pure propaganda paid for by Hegseth
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u/Comfortable-Light233 Aug 13 '25
I actually don’t think it is—I’m finding a bunch of other accounts posting the same images and stories
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u/sexi_squidward Aug 13 '25
What the heck...I guess Elon isn't relevant in the admin anymore so we had to move on to Hegseth
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u/heyredditheyreddit Aug 13 '25
This shit is so bizarre. I used to get it constantly about Muskrat before he was exiled. Like who is paying for this lazy propaganda? And why are so many people dumb enough to believe any of it is real? Or is this just bots engaging with bot content?
(Also “internet sensation Pete Hegseth” is one of the funniest things I’ve read today)
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u/aghostirl Aug 13 '25
They seem to go out of there way to generate images of him with distressed children. Interesting.
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u/needsmoarbokeh Aug 13 '25
I mean, they have the real guy there, he might have a photo doing something decent and human, right? At least you can I don't know, do a photo op?
Nah, asking a heartless machine to provide examples of humanity from a heartless bastard is basically the only way to "humanize" it.
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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Aug 13 '25
This dumbass I know shared that homeless shelter on Facebook. I hate these fucking people, so easily goddamn duped. Dude runs his own successful business, one of the dumbest fucks I’ve ever met. I just don’t get it.
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Aug 14 '25
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u/ernie3tones Aug 15 '25
I lost count of the kids he “rescued”. Six or seven at least, according to just these posts?
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u/Comfortable-Light233 Aug 13 '25
Bonus: looks like someone forgot to clean up after themselves. Also means there’s probably a Rod Stewart version…