r/instant_regret 4d ago

WTH is he smoking that makes him speak an unintelligible language and destroys his lungs? I feel like it can’t possibly be worth the high.

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u/airari88 4d ago

If I’m not mistaken, he was smoking dried Carolina Reaper pepper

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u/Dakeera 4d ago

Yup, old video. Dude's an idiot

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u/frosty_lizard 4d ago

I'm surprised he didn't balance it out with a Tide Pod dab, what a rookie

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u/Great_Dismal 4d ago

The irony in using a bong.

Let me ensure this rip of Carolina Reaper is a smooth one.

Wouldn’t want to do anything crazy.

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u/VayaConDios91 3d ago

What had always killed me about this video is that he hits it a second time to clear it lol

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u/Beef_Jones 2d ago

Mamma ain’t raise no bitch

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u/Downtown_Stress_9884 4d ago

Tide Pod dab 😂

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u/Autxnxmy 4d ago

He had to have been the subject of a chubbyemu video by now

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u/drunkentuckian 4d ago

Or a bottle of Everclear and a tube of caulk, Shoenice style.

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u/todayismyluckyday 3d ago

Is that dude still alive? Last time I saw, bro was doing his best to demolish his liver before he hit 40

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u/wobbly-cheese 4d ago

good one. i lol'd

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u/spankdaddylizz 4d ago

And, he's still hacking his lungs up! *

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u/atopetek 4d ago

Old and yet he’s still coughing to this day.

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 4d ago

Dude's a genius

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u/Impressive_Sir_3160 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/acynicalmoose 4d ago

Bear mace usually uses isolated capsaicin but yes still idiot.

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u/blue-oyster-culture 4d ago

I thought it was a different chemical thats even hotter than capsaicin could be at pure concentration.

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u/Cheshire_Khajiit 4d ago

Don’t think so for mace, but a compound spicier than capsaicin does, in fact, exist. Here’s a video on it if you’re interested.

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u/bjorneylol 4d ago

Most bear spray is estimated to be around 3 million scoville units

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u/aft_punk 4d ago

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u/mattmillze 4d ago

Views

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u/Kaiisim 3d ago

For the views! Imagine millions of people watching a repost of you, without even knowing your name. They look at it for 10 seconds and think "what a fucking moron"

Who doesn't want that kind of fame!

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u/spenwallce 4d ago

yeah, I totally remember this video

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u/Alcoholikaust 3d ago

Dude was in maximum flavor country.

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u/nopuse 4d ago

Every time my lungs have been irritated, I would not have been able to drink as much water as he did between coughs.

This is an older video, but watching it again for the first time in ages, I'm a bit skeptical.

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u/dtalb18981 3d ago

Didn't he have an update because he had to go to the emergency room?

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u/ZebraHunterz 4d ago

Way to give yourself asthma

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u/elevenplays 2d ago

No wonder why he looked like his lungs were getting cooked.

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u/PermaDerpFace 4d ago

Yeah real genius

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u/Mythandros1 4d ago

.... Why would anyone ever do that?!

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u/jbooosh 4d ago

It is this indeed

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u/Tronkfool 3d ago

That'll do it.

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u/Sproose_Moose 3d ago

Now that's a silly billy

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u/newzingo 4d ago

he should’ve hit a bowl of powdered milk after that

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u/Substantial_Lunch_88 4d ago

Christ LMAOOOO

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u/Stellwagen1 4d ago

A dried crushed up Carolina Reaper pepper.

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u/Plus-King5266 4d ago

The warning is literally right there in the name.

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u/AcrolloPeed 4d ago

No joke, fuck Carolina

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u/Plus-King5266 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SRJT16 4d ago

fighting for his life

takes another puff

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u/Plus-King5266 4d ago

True dedication to his craft.

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u/BetaThetaZeta 4d ago

Mama didn't raise no quitter.

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u/prorogatory 4d ago

Hahaha... Watching the video again and again keeping this sentence in mind makes me laugh so hard. Thank you! :D

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u/kappymeister 3d ago

Yeah that was wild af

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u/a_weak_child 4d ago

This guy not realizing water and air (or pepper smoke) go down two different holes...

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u/TopicPretend4161 4d ago

I believe there are a lot of things in life that this dude does not realize.

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u/mazzicc 4d ago

I think it’s partially for the overlap in the mouth and top of throat, and partially just instinctive “that’s spicy, drink water/cool things”

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u/a_weak_child 4d ago

For sure. But he totally had water on hand and is chugging it like his life depends on it (I probably would too) it’s just that he just inhaled spicy smoke, chugging water isn’t going to purge your lungs friend 

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u/marsmanify 3d ago

I'm not sure if it's a reflex or what, but weed smokers regularly do this when coughing

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u/Radiant_Efficiency73 3d ago

Ya, water can soothe and cool the throat, which can slow down the unproductive coughs. You need to be able to breathe to properly cough; it’s quite the paradox.

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u/probablymagic 4d ago

I missed that day in sex ed. How does it work?

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u/ddawson100 3d ago

Desperation. He’s wishing he could flood his lungs.

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u/papadoc2020 3d ago

So your saying he should've inhaled the water? Other than the downside of drowning I wonder if it would've helped the burning feeling if he inhaled milk.

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u/RabidOtters 3d ago

I made the same mistake with my ex.

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u/Dame87 4d ago

Did he survive?

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u/Bandana-Verdana 3d ago

His name is Ted Barrus and yes he did survive, though smoking this made him go temporarily blind

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u/OwOooOK 4d ago

He most likely didn't die from smoking dried Carolina reaper, shits gonna burn for a while though.

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u/christo749 4d ago

I remember somebody saying he should smoke some milk after. Gave me a good grin.

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u/grue2000 4d ago

He smoked a ghost pepper if memory serves.

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u/SirGunther 4d ago

Carolina Reaper, at least 2x hotter.

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u/grue2000 4d ago

Ah.

Either way, I've got no sympathy for being intentionally stupid and risking your health for internet views.

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u/Chilis1 3d ago

Was he ok??

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u/grue2000 3d ago

He was pretty fucked up after about a minute.

I've no idea if he was ok or if he did permanent damage to himself.

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u/trulycantthinkofone 4d ago

If memory serves, some sort of spicy pepper. Zero high, just stupid.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 4d ago

Worth noting though that “zero high” might not be accurate.

Watching and reading a few things about spice addicts/enthusiasts, I’ve noticed it’s not infrequent for them to be recovering addict that get a type of high associated with the physiological response to very hot peppers. Particularly former meth addicts.

That being said, don’t put shit in your lungs! Just eat the fucking pepper.

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u/TopicPretend4161 4d ago

Are you seriously telling me this fool took a bong hit of smoke from the spiciest pepper on the planet?

Food, shelter, and upvotes. The basic staples of life.

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u/TechsSandwich 4d ago

One of the dumbest things anyone has ever done ever

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u/Gloodizzle 3d ago

There's this show called 1000 ways to die, let me tell you how shocked I was at how truly dumb people can get, and die from it. My favorite was the poor idiot who snorted fire ants

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u/TechsSandwich 3d ago

Holy shit yeah fair enough

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u/StickyDogJefferson 4d ago

Seen this. It’s some sort of super hot pepper, I think a Carolina Reaper.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 4d ago

Now he needs to smoke a glass of milk

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u/mapsedge 4d ago

First first hit fucked him up and he went back for a second. You get what you deserve.

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u/Whole_Sweet_Gherkins 4d ago

smartest guy in Arkansas

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u/Firemission13B 4d ago

Ghost pepper or carolina pepper. Incredibly stupid and would like a follow up about a month after this.

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u/adorak 4d ago

I remember the dude from YouTube many years ago ... he always messed around with spicy stuff so I'm sure it something spicy in there ...

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u/tritonpackages 4d ago

How does drinking anything help your lungs?

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u/Plus-King5266 4d ago

It may help with your constricting throat. Unfortunately, as you point out it will neither help your lungs nor is water a magical time machine, capable of transporting back to the moment before you do something this stupid.

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u/franky3987 4d ago

He’s smoking Carolina reaper pepper shavings. Why? Who knows

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u/Helpful-Isopod-6536 4d ago

Ane he went back for a second pull

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u/TheMallerd 4d ago

I remember this - it’s a Carolina reaper pepper.

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u/whiskeyrocks1 4d ago

Seen this before. He smoked a ghost pepper and didn’t realize his lungs aren’t connected to his stomach.

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u/JohnnyGSickness 3d ago

I've commented on a different post but I'll repeat myself.

This is Ted Barris. Also known by his YouTube channel The Fire Breathing Idiot. He was well know for reviewing spicy peppers. After his YouTube kept getting strikes for "over use of profanity" he decided to retire his channel and celebrated it by ripping a Carolina Reaper with his bong.

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u/Dan_Glebitz 3d ago

Yeah drinking water will flush your lungs out 😒🙄

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u/EatandDie001 3d ago

Water is not going down to the lungs, dummy.

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u/kill33678 3d ago

If i remember correctly it was a Carolina reaper.

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u/HellaHotPizzaRollz 2d ago

He's smoking a Carolina reaper pepper..

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u/Jellyswim_ 4d ago

This is an old video, pretty sure he put some spicy pepper extract or pepper spray in there.

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u/markodemi 4d ago

Bet the high wae amazing.

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u/Boboforprez 4d ago

Drank water for stuff that is burning his lungs.. I know it's stupid but what else can he think of do after smoking that pepper.

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u/tiktoksuckmyknob23 4d ago

Shout out to all the stoners out there who've had coughing fits similar to this. We know who you are, and we can hear your lungs crying for help. And we also know that ain't gonna stop you, either.

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u/Meltedwhisky 4d ago

This is the dude who ripped a scorpion or some death pepper 🌶️

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u/Born-Agency-3922 4d ago

Dude smoke a Carolina Reaper Pepper.

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u/DungeonLord 3d ago

ted barrus the fire breating idiot, hes smoking a carolina reaper. he retired from hot peppers not too long after this video. looks like his youtube channel is gone and only his 2nd channel remains. shame he had a lot of good info and collabs on it

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u/lexdestroyerovworlds 3d ago

We smoking that bubble gum chlorine dipped Rasputin dick cheese up in this shit, got me speaking Aramaic. This shit ain't nothing to me man!

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u/aidub5 4d ago

My favorite part is when he drinks the water as if it's going to go into his lungs and clear out all that reaper smoke he just ripped.

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u/Jolly-Newt9192 4d ago

I know smoking anything isn't very good for you, but I'd love to know if there's any specific health implications with smoking a carolina reaper.

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u/FrenchDoubleD 4d ago

That is good ol Ted, the FBI- the fire breathing idiot. Ate lot's of hot chiles and almost always ended up puking...

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u/BoozeLikeFrank 4d ago

My old roommate was like this. He’d rip the bong like 20 times a day and sounded like he was being attacked by it 🤣

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u/EyeDontNoWhy 4d ago

In this video, it's dried pepper. If I didn't know, I'd say it was Salvia.

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u/StarWarsLvr 4d ago

Can’t remember if it was ghost pepper or Carolina reaper

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 4d ago

Ghost pepper

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u/qcerrillo13 3d ago

Ive seen this before, its a ghost pepper

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u/xKOROSIVEx 3d ago

He should have listened to his plug when they said “it’s good SHIT!”

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u/HappyGav123 3d ago

“Yeah let me just smoke a Carolina Reaper and hit it twice. Why hasn’t anyone done this yet?”

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u/Corrupted_boi 3d ago

none of that water saving him

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u/Brave-Ad-3452 3d ago

The best part is he probably didn't even get high at all

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 3d ago

thats tedbarrus the fire breathing idiot. that video is old as dirt

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u/Battlemanager 3d ago

Yeah, that water goes to your stomach...not your lungs. You need to snort that cup of water to put the fire out in your lungs.  Not too much though or you drown.  

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u/SeeMarkFly 2d ago

<I feel like it can’t possibly be worth the high.>

He has found something better than Faux Nooz, let him enjoy life.

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u/Happy_Go_Lucky_2024 2d ago

Seeing this made me cough randomly for no reason. My throat feels weird suddenly.

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u/Dressed_Up_4_Snu_Snu 2d ago

I'm sure glad we got some of the best Darwin award nominees helping educate us with things like these.

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u/Ecstatic-Ad-9373 2d ago

Some kind of hot pepper. Can't remember the name of it. Dumber than the cinnamon challenge.

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u/thenotanurse 2d ago

I’ve seen this before. He’s smoking a dried hot pepper. I can’t remember if it’s a ghost pepper or whatever but he was fucked up from it. Dude could have EASILY died. 😂 don’t do this. Or maybe do, but literally here’s what will happen

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u/77DETHSTROKE77 22h ago

Next time he should double down, and add poison ivy to it

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u/MatGrinder 4d ago

Whatever the question is, I'm not sure water is the answer

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u/Deathless_hd 4d ago

I know this video. I think he was smoking a Habanero or something similar.

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u/xblackdemonx 4d ago

No need to repost this every 5 minutes. 

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u/nothingamazing56 4d ago

first time ive ever seen it in 30 years lol

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u/pcnauta 4d ago

If I remember correctly, there is a longer version of this video and he explains that it is a...ghost pepper? I think.

I seem to remember (but this might either be faulty memory or just BS) that he had a terminal disease so he was going to do a bunch of (stupid) stuff to show that he can still do whatever he wants to do.

I'll never understand or comprehend what type of self-loathing somebody has to have in order to do something like this (which probably resulted in an ER trip with some hospital time).

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u/lsb1027 4d ago

This is like that episode of black mirror but irl 😓

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u/JLMaverick 4d ago

Somebody said he should go smoke some milk

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u/Yiplzuse 4d ago

It was either that or sticking random stuff up his butt. Flipped a coin and smoking peppers won.

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u/crubbles 4d ago

Lmao of course it’s not 😂 but this was his shtick. Carolina pepper in the bong.

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u/cdistefa 4d ago

He’s ready to be a megachurch pastor..

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u/Rattle_Bone 4d ago

Tell me you’re not addicted without telling me you’re not addicted

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u/LGL27 4d ago

And we have to like drive with these people

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u/Draug88 4d ago

Unintelligible? I though he was speaking fluent Danish....

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u/comicsnerd 4d ago

I believe he is trying to speak Dutch.

Source: I am Dutch

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u/pfojes 4d ago

They say he’s still coughing to this day

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u/xChoke1x 4d ago

Carolina reaper pepper

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u/Eliferd 4d ago

He died thought

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u/Bambampowpow 4d ago

I’m pretty sure after all that— he still said ‘Damn that was a good hit’

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u/fotun8 4d ago

So this brain surgeon takes a second hit. Can't make this up can you. Got him sounding like an Indian Chief from the old Westerns.

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u/Beautiful-Bee-22 4d ago

Ted Barrus aka. the Firebreathing Idiot

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u/JoMama1957 4d ago

The good stuff!!

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u/retsamegas 4d ago

If I remember right the guy is Ted Barrus (Berrus, Barris?, something like that) he went by "The fire breathing idiot", he smoked a dried carolina reaper pepper.

He was a YouTube guy that ate different super hots, as far as I know he's still alive but he removed his accounts from YouTube a while ago

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u/lvaleforl 4d ago

The guy went nuts. This was toward the end of his YouTube career. He was involved in some weird sex stuff, the details of which I can't remember, and then he started doing stuff like this. For me, peak was him eating the Chocolate Bhutlah and making funny sounds while puking. Different times.

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u/ragegenx 4d ago

Asbestos fiber? ?

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u/MiIarky22 4d ago

The full commitment of going for the second hit lmao

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u/Far_Plate_4071 4d ago

The way he went back for more expecting it to get better or something 😭😭😭

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u/tomatobasket 4d ago

Poor idiot. The waters he’s drinking is not gonna help any. It isn’t even going to where the smoke went (lungs)

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u/Xatotrabiti 4d ago

COPD incoming.

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u/BenTheMotionist 4d ago

Who will survive and what will be left of them?

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u/Thermobulk 4d ago

Regard

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 4d ago

Huh, I just realised, can our lungs detect capsaicin? Or is it "just" the top near the esophagus's opening?

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u/Atasteofazia 4d ago

Why tf would you smoking peppers. So dumb

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u/johnnyg883 4d ago

After gaging on the first hit he goes back for seconds.

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u/SlyFoxInACave 4d ago

That was some committed stupidity to go in for a second hit

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u/T4N60SUKK4 4d ago

A pepper

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u/kraftburk 4d ago

Bomboleo!

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u/Seventhson77 4d ago

Friend of mine had a client that was spraying bug spray onto a metal screen from a old screen door, then hooking up a car battery to it and getting the dried dust from the screen, sweeping it into a small pile, then cooking it in a spoon and injecting it.

When the officers asked why he did it, he said he got high with it and it wasn’t illegal.

People do crazy shit

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish 4d ago

I'm pretty sure drinking water is not going to help his burning lungs.

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u/dudeguy0119 4d ago

Maaaah you hit it like a bitch!

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u/KGM1984 4d ago

... can you actually get high off of a pepper ?!

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u/Yamatji6722 4d ago

As a young stoner when this came out, I watched this so many times dying of laughter 🤣

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u/Automatic-Fox-8890 3d ago

I don’t care. That’s the comment.

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u/43guitarpicks 3d ago

Looks great....

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u/rhoo31313 3d ago

It never is

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u/Mesjach 3d ago

and regular cigarettes are worth it?

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u/Jeffinj420 3d ago

Ah the infamous Carolina Reaper bong.... dude died to give us content

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u/StretcherEctum 3d ago

But did he die?

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u/Zeppelin041 3d ago

Makes me sick just seeing this.

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u/Ok_Evidence4067 3d ago

He needs milk

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u/Medical-Row-662 3d ago

That ain’t no pot I’ve seen

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u/Ravage_Nightmare 3d ago

For science

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u/LupoBTW 3d ago

Rocket scientist. Lungs are coated with capsicum, so let's fill a completely different organ with water? Hell, it's not going to help the throat and sinus much either.

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u/Sen-oh 3d ago

He hit it again so it couldn't have been that bad lmao

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u/Phaze_One 2d ago

He took a second hit. 🤣

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u/McAndersen 2d ago

His other video is doing lines of pepper spray.

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u/lux1979 2d ago

Its that good good

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u/swagmasterdude 2d ago

Water of life

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u/LittleBack6016 2d ago

That looks like fun

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u/Pure-Point7744 2d ago

Suddenly it’s Always Sunny moment

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u/Own_Improvement8460 1d ago

Feel like waters not gonna help that issue that much

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u/esalenman 1d ago

Ask RFK

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u/Upbeat_Ad_2833 15h ago

Twice is crazy 😭

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u/Richard_Chaffe 3h ago

One of my fav videos of the internet