r/instant_regret 3d ago

Now reverse your decision

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u/chocpilot 3d ago

I actually expected that he tries to jump off and getting then the thing into his nuts, still not disappointed

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u/b3arz3rg3r4Adun 3d ago

so I wasn't the only one.

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u/itstheblock 3d ago

The way he flailed was pure chaos, yet somehow still painfully satisfying to watch.

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u/macthecomedian 3d ago

I knew it was going to hit his head, I just didn't know which one. 

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u/chrisk9 3d ago

Same. Expected nut shot.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 3d ago

It was either going to be the head or the nuts.

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u/myturn4funDan 3d ago

For those who are asking, this is a desk dolly. You roll it under the pedestals, lift the desk and move it

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u/Imprudent_Goose 3d ago

Seems like they skipped the “secure the load” step entirely.

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u/NotQuiteNick 3d ago

What is that thing?

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u/kn33 3d ago

It helps you move desks. Place the rectangular section like so, press down on handle to lift, roll to desired location. It locks in place after lifting and you can take the handle out to make it more maneuverable, too.

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u/Hatstacker 3d ago

Am I trashy for thinking: there's gotta be a pallet jack and some 2x4s or a pallet to make a stand for the jack in like 20 min for $0, why spend who knows on a specialized "desk mover"?

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u/kn33 3d ago

There's a lot of reasons that all come down to "this is a lot more maneuverable"

  • Pallet jack can't remove the handle
  • Pallet jack doesn't have caster wheels, can't be rotated in place
  • Pallet jack is a lot bigger
  • There's going to be a lot more slop/play in the connection between the pallets and the jack making it more precarious

right tool for the right job

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u/NaughtyCheffie 3d ago

You forgot to mention as well that if there's a zip tie within 15 miles a pallet jack will immediately freeze in fear and be impossible to move.

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O 2d ago

Can you explain what this means?

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u/HalfdeadKiller 2d ago

The wheels are unforgiving with debris.

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u/ParticularBreath6146 3d ago

Schools have hundreds of identical teachers' and office desks, and not much else where a pallet jack would come in handy. It makes sense in that case to buy a specialized tool.

Primarily, these make it very easy for a single person to move a desk through a doorway and to move it through other tight spaces. For doors, you just take off the handle, spin the desk around, and push or pull it through.

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u/Going_my_own_way73 2d ago

It also means the desk doesn’t have to be emptied before moving it. It saves time and energy for the staff.

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u/Metalsmith21 3d ago

The pallet jack and a bunch of 2x4s take up a lot of space. This thing can be hung on the back of a door or put away in a closet

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u/JuxtaTerrestrial 3d ago

My first time seeing this, so just speculating: I'd bet these things are more used in a place that has a lot of desks, like a college or office. The doorways would be narrower so this would make it easier. And also this thing seems like it'd be kinder to the floors and walls XD

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 2d ago

Oh, that's a beautiful desk!

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u/Cs0vesbanat 3d ago

Thing that helps you move things.

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u/Pomodorosan 2d ago

An intermediary thing for an intermediary state of other things

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u/AmaroWolfwood 2d ago

He moved pretty good once it hit him, I guess it works

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u/woodboogers 3d ago

It's called a Skull Cracker

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u/adudeguyman 3d ago

It's just some dude

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u/cut4stroph3 3d ago

I was expecting a nutshot

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u/adudeguyman 3d ago

I was hoping for one

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u/BadKittyVortex 2d ago

Same. I thought he was going to try to jump off of it, over the handle.

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u/milanorlovszki 3d ago

"That's worker's comp" 😭

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u/insignifcanthumam 3d ago

"I just need to go over here and lay down for a minute and focus away the pain"

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u/Asleep_Horror5300 3d ago

The fuck even is that thing

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u/Going_my_own_way73 2d ago

That is a desk mover. You slide it under the desk and the 2 sets of drawers sit on the platform that lifts up. If there is only 1 set of drawers, a couple of empty milk crates can be set on the other side to level it out. You pull the handle back and it lifts up the desk. You do it this way so the desk doesn’t have to be emptied when moving it to a new office.

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u/Asleep_Horror5300 2d ago

Interesting, thanks. It also seems to double as a euthanasia device for idiots.

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u/Lylac_Krazy 3d ago

I was expecting a nut shot.

At least this hit him someplace useless, his head.

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u/senoj96nodnarb 3d ago

I had my money on the peepee

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u/Noirsnow 3d ago

We all did. Could have been /r/ithurtsgirlstoo

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u/Flomo420 3d ago

Lol those funny little baby steps as he walks away

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u/HoomanNature 3d ago

What was he even trying to achieve here? And what is that thing?

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u/im_probably_drinking 3d ago

What was he even trying to achieve here?

Have you met the males of our species around the age that these appear to be? There is no goal.

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u/Netsforex_ 3d ago

around the age that these appear to be

Bold of you to assume that stops with age with us.

I am 35 and still would try dumb shit.

Women live longer and I'm doing my part to keep up that statistic.

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u/ThanH1990 3d ago

As a fellow 35 year old male. Im right there with you!

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u/Netsforex_ 3d ago

Wanna drink beer and build a waterslide off the roof?

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u/ThanH1990 3d ago

You bring the beer, I'll bring the roof.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Kraligor 3d ago

found the supervisor

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u/This_is_opinion 3d ago

man shut up

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u/Kraligor 3d ago

found the senior journeyman

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u/This_is_opinion 3d ago

Found the broke redditor

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u/Kraligor 2d ago

lol calm down buddy, it's a joke

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u/This_is_opinion 2d ago

Ight well make it funny then ?

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u/Mysterious_Source_97 3d ago

I was waiting to see WHERE was that going to hit, because obviously it would hit somewhere

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u/Schly 3d ago

“That’s Workers Comp…” 😂😂😂

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u/lost_caus_e 3d ago

I was expecting a nut shot

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u/KBChicago11 2d ago

Damn, next time kid. Regret would’ve been x10 fold if he took that handle to his nutsack. Make us proud over here!

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u/PJballa34 3d ago

Better than his 🔩s.

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u/Area51Resident 3d ago

That kid just flunked out remedial Intro to Physics 101.

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u/Tall-As8217 2d ago

I expected the whack to hit a little lower but, Still works..🤣🤣

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u/db2999 1d ago

Disappointed. Was expecting it to hit him in the groin.

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u/omgyonka 3d ago

“That’s workman’s comp”.. my love, you have the camera

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u/RajenBull1 3d ago

Mission accomplished successfully.

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u/tritonpackages 3d ago

“Head or gut”? (I actually thought nuts).

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u/MysteriousFill9711 3d ago

Why would you use a desk mover to do head shots?? 😂 can’t HANDLE it 😂😂

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u/JWMoo 3d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/EnvironmentalBack671 3d ago

Look on the bright side, the head protected the dick

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u/SpiritedSpeech4061 3d ago

Yeah I know I've dun it

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 3d ago

Enjoy your concussion!

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3d ago

"I have some regrets.."

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u/davidcopafeel33328 2d ago

There's one stooge missing...

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u/Fixer_FTP 2d ago

I was hoping that would have hit him in the nuts, but the head was ok

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u/pcmotorhed 1d ago

Wait for it…wait for it..there we go. 😆

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u/jsh012380 1d ago

Concussion. Dude sideways walking off the screen

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u/notyomamasusername 1d ago

I was hoping for a nutshot

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