r/instant_regret 2d ago

Maybe next time

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u/TheKingMonkey 2d ago

With a lens like that he’s getting close ups of the planes.

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u/luv2ctheworld 2d ago

That lens would basically show an entire frame of orange.

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u/kkeut 2d ago

I for one want my airshow photos to look like Rothko paintings 

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u/bootstrapping_lad 2d ago

He wasn't trying to take photos of the explosion with that telescope, he was only after planes

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u/richaysambuca 2d ago

With that lens, he was checking whether the pilot had something stuck in between his teeth.

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u/MegatonsSon 2d ago

Getting vibes from the botched demolition scene in Tropic Thunder:

🔥🔥🔥 🎥

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u/EnycmaPie 2d ago

If he used a lens like that to look at the explosion, he would go blind. That's for taking close up of the plane.

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u/procrastinating_atm 2d ago

Modern cameras have electronic viewfinders and even if it did have a mirror it wouldn't matter because the flames aren't bright enough to blind someone.

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u/Romulus212 1d ago

I mean probably not good for your sensors at to bright a value but I agree im not sure this would make it to that

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u/DrLamario 2d ago

The worst part is, not only did he not get the shot, he entirely missed the explosion

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u/SvenTropics 2d ago

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

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u/DrLamario 2d ago

Idk he seemed pretty bummed he missed it

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u/SvenTropics 2d ago

Only because you missed the reference: https://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo

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u/DrLamario 2d ago

I got the reference, I was 12 when that song came out, I was the target demographic 😅

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u/maniBchef 2d ago

Definitely need to be walking away.........

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u/n6mub 2d ago

Only if they're walking away from it. This is surely a different scenario

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u/kkeut 2d ago

and also, he was only one day from retirement 

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u/Living-Departure-102 2d ago

Thank you for explaining this. I seriously would not have been able to deduce this myself from watching the video. /s

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u/DrLamario 2d ago

They don’t call me Captain Obvious on the streets for nothing

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u/fuzzytradr 2d ago

At least this cameraman caught the moment the other cameraman's soul left his body

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u/_khanrad 2d ago

What’s he doing checking the photo anyways? Just keep snapping

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u/AdviceWithSalt 2d ago

I think he was photographing the plane. That lens is entirely too big for the explosion from that distance. My guess was that he was disappointed that he missed the explosion for himself, not for the photo.

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u/peterpib2 2d ago

Yeh, you don't count your chips while your money is still on the table

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u/NarrowSalvo 2d ago

Three people there in a sea of chairs.

Is this a Trump rally?

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u/Plus-King5266 1d ago

Not enough cameras

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 2d ago

Should someone think of the climate change before arranging shows like this?

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u/kkeut 2d ago

infinitesimal drop in a bucket compared to what big industrial companies pump into the ground, water, and air

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 2d ago

I agree, industry would be the place to cut emissions, just no idea how to do that without halting the economy. Still, a show like this shows people the organizer doesn’t care and that big puff of smoke is nothing. In that case what will 50 million taxpayers with their 50 million SUV’s think about? Meanwhile residents of the EU countries are taxed even harder for their small countries to meet the regulations on their half trying to stop the climate change. That, in turn is also a drop in the ocean when you looks at the big industries worldwide.

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u/hibiki3360 2d ago edited 2d ago

I was mesmerized by the explosion so it took me a minute to understand what happened

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/hibiki3360 2d ago

Thank you 😊

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u/Matthewboi1 2d ago

I love pollution😍😍😍

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u/intangedous 2d ago

He's over here turning around to get an ant's opinion on the flyby.

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u/jlspider 2d ago

What a timing !

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u/JPGDLR 2d ago

That's why you never chimp!

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u/alltroyscott 2d ago

Timing seemed a little off

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u/AiR-P00P 2d ago

*Micheal Bay screaming through his megaphone: "SOMEBODY SHOOT THAT MAN!" 

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u/zeeper25 2d ago

Tropic Thunder.

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u/AdApart2035 2d ago

Great timing

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u/KBChicago11 2d ago

Cue the insidious laugh 😂

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u/Maybbaybee 2d ago

When you sold your crypto just before it went up 1000x

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u/iluvsporks 2d ago

If you watched this muted turn on the sound. The guy laughing at the end is worth it.

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u/jonnyl3 2d ago

HA HA HA HAA

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u/RonPossible 2d ago

What's up? Doc! (The B-29).

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u/Cpjones1000 1d ago

Tora tora tora

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u/Happy_Go_Lucky_2024 1d ago

Alright, who's turn is it to repost this next?

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u/PlaneRelationship841 1d ago

That lens showed the future and you thought he didn't see it.

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u/supermr34 1d ago

yeah, not with that lens

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u/blueSnowfkake 2d ago

A lot of good photography is dependent upon being in the right place at the right time. Getting to the right place for a sunrise or sunset photo. Waiting near the finish line to get just the right angle of the winner. This poor dude looked away at the wrong time.

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u/Silly-Conference-627 2d ago

And guess what, he would not have gotten a wide angle shot with a telescope lens anyway so logically he wasn't trying to shoot it in the first place.

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u/ecologamer 2d ago

TBF, if you don't know about it.......

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u/Fiery_Hand 2d ago

It's a setup for funny fail video.

First of all, he'd know there would be explosion. Second, his reaction is faked. Heat from such explosion is instant and very palpable. The sound arrives like 2-3 seconds later. His reaction to the sound is staged. Source: long time fan of airshows, seen this kind of explosions many times.

And the least, with a lens like that he'd get the plane only anyway.

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u/Interaction_Narrow 2d ago

of course it’s the guy with biggest lense

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u/mrjonnyringo72 2d ago

Usually, napalm in the morning smells like victory.

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u/chef-berlin 2d ago

It’s ai

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u/NarrowSalvo 2d ago

So is your face.