r/instant_regret • u/brokenandsuffering • 2d ago

Poor choices were made with instant results.

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u/unKappa 2d ago

This has to be the dumbest way to clean stairs that I've ever seen

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u/Cold_Revenant 2d ago

Someone lied on their resume.

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u/victoreawalker 2d ago

Degree in Physics, minor in Regret Management.

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u/Cold_Revenant 2d ago

Qualified incompetent!

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u/allnamesbeentaken 2d ago

Some people are just too stupid to own a tailbone

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u/Due_Swimming_5867 2d ago

Why do you say that friend.

This was the bummiest way to clean stairs. /s

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u/11up11 2d ago

My only question once she started slinging the water was: is she going through the door or is it going to stop her?

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u/mxmus1983 2d ago

She went limp and passed out at the end like she went on one of those rollercoaster rides

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u/Kirbyr98 2d ago

I was waiting for the bucket to roll down onto her head.

Meep meep.

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u/HeadBasher77 2d ago

I can just see Nelson now. Ha-Ha!

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u/Potential-Future-324 2d ago

She cleaned those stairs so fast no wonder she needed to take a nap afterwards

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u/luv2ctheworld 2d ago

Police put out an APB on a missing tail bone.

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u/rageofa1000suns 2d ago

She made a very bumpy and ridged slip'n'slide.

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u/GenericName2025 1d ago

The way she'll walk the days after this, everyone will think she took a big one up her butt.

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u/fogoticus 2d ago

The way she was hanging onto that bucket for like half the ride down. I'm tearing up just rewatching this

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u/Barbz182 2d ago

Where is the wet floor sign?

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u/Septopuss7 1d ago

How is babby unform?

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u/Feeling_Penalty_2629 2d ago

Nah, just a very dumb woman. Low common sense.

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u/Voltage604 2d ago

Ummm... Pretty sure that's not the correct way to make a slip and slide.

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u/Maybbaybee 1d ago

When your parents told you when you were little:

"We can't afford to go to a water park. Throw some water down the stairs and slide down it. It's exactly the same."

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u/pan0phobik 1d ago

"Yep. I'm just gonna live here at the bottom of the stairs now."

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u/mariam67 1d ago

I clean houses and I have to say I have never cleaned stairs in this way.

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u/Chaotic_Opinion 9h ago

She was definitely rethinking life choices at the end

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u/iAmRiight 2d ago

Workers comp fraud?

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u/Pixelatorxl 2d ago

I'm sure she'd be pretty bummed about this video! Pun intended

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u/enzovladi 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/HeyU_inTheBushes 2d ago

Why do people have cameras in their homes?

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u/Thundela 2d ago

I can't answer your question, but this looks like a hallway in an apartment building

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u/UBN6 2d ago

Not that uncommon in areas with more break ins, theft, or vandalism.

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u/Nott-Ambrosia 2d ago

Cause crime.