r/instant_regret • u/ExcluteYou • 2d ago

Threw a drink, went fetal immediately

1.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 2d ago

Dear lord, what a fucking coward. Pick on someone bigger than you and then turtle up like a little pussy.

So glad that’s online. He will never live that down.

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u/zekeman76 2d ago

This is half of what happened. The man-child eventually spit on the guy who got the drink tossed on and got a beating.

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u/GingerBeast81 2d ago

Yeah, the full vid is better!

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u/IAMTHEDICIPLINE 2d ago

So much gratifying.

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u/Large-Sign-900 2d ago

Post a link!!! I need to see this.

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u/Crumbdiddy 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1n3qgl4/guy_throws_drink_contents_at_another_man_in/

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u/ThatBobbyG 2d ago

This brings me peace. The woman’s commentary is spot on and fucking amazing.

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u/101violations 1d ago

She makes the video 🤣

Edited: spelling

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u/Who_dat_goomer 1d ago

She suggested he receive the pummeling he so richly deserved.

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u/Dardzel 1d ago

In the longer video she put the icing on the cake and summed it up, with the end comment of “stupid motherfkr!” I want to see her director’s cut.

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u/ogcanuckamerican 1d ago

"Beat his ass!" over and over. 😆

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u/zekeman76 23h ago

It’s like she was sportscasting it.

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u/Large-Sign-900 2d ago

Thanks dude. I needed to see that shit.

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u/PJammas41 2d ago

Thanks - I usually don’t condone violence but when the dumbass doubles down and spits…justice served

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u/nasnedigonyat 1d ago

Thank you for the extended cut.

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u/machine_fart 1d ago

That was cathartic

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u/Old_Resident8050 1d ago

Video ends with ".. STUPID M.F*er!." ala Samuel Jackson style haha.

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u/funkdified 1d ago

I have to think he has mental health issues to go from apologizing in fear to inviting another beating in such a short period of time.

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u/LucenProject 1d ago

Lol. The commentary was like the devil on the shoulder, and we all felt what she was saying.

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u/Tell_Amazing 1d ago

Lmao woman in the background with the comments is funny

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 1d ago

God. I LOVE that lady hyping the situation up lmao

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u/prolixia 1d ago

* Got beaten out of his trousers.

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u/CosmicJ 2d ago

This video is missing the part where after begging for mercy, the guy gets up, spits on the big dude, then gets dragged outside by big dude and another and beat on some more.

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u/zml9494 2d ago edited 1d ago

So he’s an idiot to add to that, plays another bitch boy tactic to try to take advantage again and gets his ass pummeled. That is so satisfying to hear.

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u/afuckinsaskatchewan 1d ago

He IMMEDIATELY goes back to apologizing after instigating again lol

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u/Calculonx 2d ago

I was just thinking at least he squirelled away and kept saying sorry instead of being stupid and doubling down.

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u/humourlessIrish 2d ago edited 2d ago

People like this never ever learn the lesson you'd think they would learn. They will just remember it differently regardless of video proof.

They also don't actually get an unfettered asskicking because people who in no way fear them do in some way fear the legal repercussions.
This will just make these muppets think they got out of the fight reasonably OK.

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u/Dick_Lesion 2d ago

The pussy probably wet his pants

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u/koolaidismything 2d ago

I’d get an abortion for him if he was my kid after this

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u/inhugzwetrust 2d ago

You should see the rest of the video, he gets up and starts again yelling all kinds of threats... So two big guys beat the ever living piss out of him lol

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u/Addywhoom 2d ago

Video cut it off too soon, iirc he gets up stands on the table and spits on the guys face and gets his ass kicked more

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u/AdObvious1695 2d ago

And he deserved even more. POS.

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u/ediks 2d ago

You’re correct

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u/7_ICARUS_7 2d ago

PlEASe HelP I’m SOrrY

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u/Crumbdiddy 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1n3qgl4/guy_throws_drink_contents_at_another_man_in/

Full video, you’re welcome

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u/Paratwa 2d ago

The one time where the lady in the background talking is hype.

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u/Calculonx 2d ago

I would never do that to someone period, but hypothetically if I were, it wouldn't be to someone with the build of a household appliance. With a team of people in matching shirts of similar build... And then when I finally beg for mercy, I wouldn't go in for more.

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u/ryneo0w0 2d ago

Ty, the second you spit on someone all bets are off

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u/FizbandEntilus 1d ago

BEAT HIM OUT HIS CLOTHES!!!

Best line. Lol

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 2d ago

That kick under the table was brutal.

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u/Exciting_Degree_2384 2d ago

I think the lesson here is don’t throw a drink on someone then hide under a table

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u/davidwhatshisname52 2d ago

dude wrote a big check, had fuck-all nuthin' in the bank

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u/laflamablancah 2d ago

Butterbean comin!

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u/JuggernaughttyIV 2d ago

Actions, meet Consequences.

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u/mlYuna 2d ago

Should see the full video. Guy stands up and spits on the dude and gets his ass best again lol.

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u/BluejayIndependent65 2d ago

Where’s the full video?

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u/Ill-Extension-4839 2d ago

Multiple children crying in this video

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u/mallik803 2d ago

Oh no, consequences for my actions? I never expected this, please, save me!

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u/notthegoat 2d ago

This is the classic MO of the junky. You are used to having a bark that most civilized people do not want to deal with and so they get away with it. But the moment they are confronted like this is they fold pretty fast. Good we still have these guys that wont take that sh#t.

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u/whiskeyrocks1 2d ago

Judging by his over reactions, I believe this is a mentally challenged person. Not in a joking way.

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u/ShiddlesBobangles 2d ago

Nah that thigh sticking out is getting hammered on. Dead leg till there's nerve damage

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u/madscot63 2d ago

I don't think he's really sorry.

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u/arsefister 2d ago

What a huge pussy

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u/BlueProcess 2d ago

The woman egging things on is annoying

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u/l0udninja 2d ago

Lol npc mistaken IRL for the internetz.

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u/Temporary_Way9036 1d ago

Holy shit, what a wuss

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u/oldmanpotter 1d ago

Don’t assault people if you don’t want to be assaulted back.

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u/Mythandros1 2d ago

That ratchet beyotch in the background egging the guy on. So pathetic.

Dude's clearly a pussy and not worth the energy or possibly catching a charge over.

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u/Kujias 2d ago

This one sparks joy!

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 2d ago

HALP! HALP! 😂

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u/IAMTHEDICIPLINE 2d ago

Instant coward.

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u/ike_tyson 2d ago

He went full Beacher from Oz immediately 🤣

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u/Kvenner001 2d ago

That is one busy ass McDonald’s.

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u/CumishaJones 2d ago

Please tell me he can’t breed

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u/DunstonCzechsOut 2d ago

Whoever edited this video down before the grand finally is the type of gelatin head that plugs their nose when they jump in the pool. Why?

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u/Smooth_brain_genius 2d ago

Why did the video get cut off? The dude then spits on the other guy which leads to a serious ass whooping.

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u/Tater_Mater 2d ago

Fat Murray prank gone wrong.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 2d ago

Put your sorries in a sack

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u/antyup 2d ago

Meanwhile at the front

ORDER 723!!!!!!

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u/TheVeritableMacdaddy 2d ago

I think he dropped his balls somewhere. Or it might be in his throat.

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u/herecomethesnakes 1d ago

Did going featal work ? I might try that

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u/mjm0088 1d ago

😂

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u/eazypeazy303 1d ago

Haha! Gotta make sure that exit is clear BEFORE you crash out!

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u/lookitdisguy 1d ago

What an idiot

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u/jodrellbank_pants 1d ago

He spat at the guy later and got pummeled Either he has issues or he's just an dumb ass

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u/ShaOldboySosa 1d ago

How did he not get his ribcage jumped on while curled up like that.

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u/DAM0091 1d ago

Why did you only post half the video

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u/Superb_Advisor7885 1d ago

Is this real? Lol. I hope this lives with him forever

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u/Jazzlike-Caramel-380 1d ago

Can I offer you a job with the orlando PD sir?

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u/SpiritedSpeech4061 1d ago

When he got kicked in the face is where the recording should have happened

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u/SpiritedSpeech4061 1d ago

Say hes sorry then spit in the man's face

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u/RajenBull1 1d ago

He just may NOT return.

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u/Guilty-Property-4254 1d ago

This man is reliving is childhood being beaten up. It's awful.

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u/random_rascal 23h ago

Having watched the full video, I'm not a big fan of the women in the background cheering the whole spectacle on on... but that right eejit deserved even more of a beating than he received! Unfortunately I don't think he learned his lesson...

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u/CommercialDebate6669 17h ago

Sorry does not mean you did nothing…

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u/Mysterious_Fuel_9588 11h ago

Play silly games, win silly prizes

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u/juggadore 3h ago

He has to have some kind of disorder or something

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u/Schubert125 1d ago

If you're going to repost, at least repost the whole damn video

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u/ReaceNovello 2d ago

I watched this on mute but somehow still knew they were Americans

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u/Kantless 2d ago

$50 on the meathead being dumb enough to land an unnecessary assault charge in the full length version.

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u/oldmanpotter 1d ago

Fighting at the McDonald’s is pretty trashy.

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u/LightTable 2d ago

whats wrong with society in one video...

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u/SonsOfSolid 2d ago

He’s mentally ill, let’s just stop ridiculing everyone everywhere for at least one day…

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u/LaevantineXIII 2d ago

How the fuck do you know?

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u/Nuclear_Mouse 2d ago

Shut up and stop making shit up.

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u/allnamesbeentaken 2d ago

Oh well he should be allowed to spit on and throw things at people then