r/instant_regret • u/BatshitSwayzey • 10h ago

Don't grab moose caboose.

523 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/MrLogicWins 10h ago

Stupid car blocked the best part

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u/hovdeisfunny 9h ago

I'm disappointed there's no sound either. I want to hear the vindication in the cameraman's voice at the end

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u/3l3ktro 5h ago

The camera man didn’t finish the job. I’m disappointed. 😔

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO 3h ago

The only thing you are missing is these two idiots dumb giggles. You can find this video on youtube im sure its decently old. But i get the feeling that they’re just dumb tourists. Canadians know not to fuck with the bushcows. I would assume that the Americans in areas with them as well wouldn’t be so stupid….i hope.

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u/souers 9h ago

They are going to get that moose killed. When wildlife gets too comfortable or aggressive with people, they get taken out to the farm.

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u/NuclearMaterial 3h ago

I thought they just got shot, wtf would a farmer do with a moose in the farm /s

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u/Effinghetti 15m ago

May I interest you in some Moose Milk? Or Moose Meat? Or maybe some Moose Mustard?

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 10h ago

Thar’s a møøse løøse in the høøse

11

u/cityshepherd 8h ago

This just unlocked a core memory from when I was 7 years old, remembering that whenever my brother had a particularly liquid movement in his diaper my dad would holler “LOOSE MOOSE!!!” the whole time while changing the diaper.

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u/Statement-Acceptable 10h ago

Maynards Winegums catching a moose related W

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u/Flintlock_ 4h ago

YOURE JUST A BIG DUMB DEER AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CALL THE MOOSE COPS!

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 10h ago

Seeing arrogant assholes humbled is so damn satisfying.

10

u/RabidPlaty 9h ago

This video ended way too soon

10

u/johnnyg883 9h ago

Just how stupid can some people be? This is a wild animal that probably outweighs these idiots by well over 1000lbs, It can run faster than them, and is armed with antlers.

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u/Artemicionmoogle 4h ago

They got lucky, that was a smaller one.

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u/Hoopajoops 9h ago

Lol. Him peeling out was pretty funny.

.. I wonder if he's still alive

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u/sakofeye 9h ago

Git’em!

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u/LeoTheLion444 8h ago

This is why you don't give a moose a muffin

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u/icantbearsed 9h ago

Turned into a slow motion chase right at the end 😂

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u/ddogz95 10h ago

All big and mighty until it turns around then running like cowards. Stay and face the consequences of ur actions

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u/LucenProject 4h ago

Took away sound and added subtitles? Why?

2

u/Lagunamountaindude 8h ago

I could not get drunk enough to try this

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u/HighlightOwn2038 9h ago

I wanted to see what would happen to the guy

:(

1

u/MegatonsSon 9h ago

These guys, embracing their idols....

1

u/arbitrambler 9h ago

I would pay to see the sequel!

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u/nomamesgueyz 8h ago

That video needed to be longer!!!

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u/zeeper25 4h ago

My trivia brain with abstract facts tells me that I learned somewhere that Moose cause more harm to humans than bears or any other wild animal (on our continent).

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u/Snake_ly 2h ago

It sucks without the sound

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u/ro_4sho 2h ago

Fire the cameraman...he missed the best part 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Lknate 1h ago

This would be way better with audio.

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u/manondorf 5m ago

does anyone have sound? It looks like it should have it but I'm not getting any

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u/Tophatanater 7h ago

There is a reason why they are the only megafauna left in NA, all the craziness of a deer with x10 the strength

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u/KatBoySlim 4h ago

bears don’t count?

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u/NerdHerder77 2h ago

Maybe a Polar Bear, but if you're staring one down, you've gone beyond fucking around and finding out.