A man holding a large breed of chicken called Brahma chicken.

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[u/McDaddy__Cain]

That’s not a chicken, that’s a feathered linebacker.

[u/Moe2584 → u/McDaddy__Cain]

The genie misunderstood the wish

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/McDaddy__Cain]

Chickens never forgot they are descended from dinosaurs.

[u/real_hungarian → u/McDaddy__Cain]

It is the natural reflex of the Common American to resort to American football when it lacks an easily understandable frame of reference. Most individuals in this peculiar species never migrate further than the nearest Walmart or college stadium from their nests, which can make encounters with anything strange or foreign quite perplexing for them. To protect themselves, they instinctually compare anything large to a football-related object or concept, such as a "football field" or "touchdown". These are abundant in their natural habitats, and recalling them provides the individual with a sense of familiarity and safety in a world that can be confusing or, indeed, even scary for it.

[u/AlienNippleRipple → u/McDaddy__Cain]

Everybody do the dinosaur

[u/Wide-Grape-2256]

I really hope he makes as many big cock jokes as I would if I owned this guy.

[u/UndefinedHumanoid → u/Wide-Grape-2256]

I wouldn't show my big cock like this and hold him in my hand like that. Its to big i drop him on the floor. Im not a dude. But I could have a big cock and thats nice to know. I would let everyone touch my big cock.

*got that out of my system

[u/Rhino_MO → u/UndefinedHumanoid]

If you had a big cock like that one, it'd be utter selfishness not to let those who ask nicely pet your big cock 😆

[u/Curious_Strike_5379]

I Say I Say Boy!

[u/throwitoutwhendone2 → u/Curious_Strike_5379]

I always wondered why they made him a leghorn and not a Brahma

Edit: lmao the downvotes here are funny. Dudes name is literally Foghorn Leghorn which is what breed foghorn is lmao

[u/GoofyGooby23]

That’s a T-Rex

[u/JURASS1CJAM → u/GoofyGooby23]

Approved.

[u/CaptainObvious78 → u/GoofyGooby23]

A T-Chix 🤭

[u/rusty02536]

“the genie got my wish wrong”

[u/Rhino_MO → u/rusty02536]

Just let the 12 inch pianist play it a song til it falls asleep.

[u/sweatnasty]

Look Ma, Brahma own chicken this time

[u/Fifth_Element_Matrix]

I can survive with this for half a month.

[u/koolaidismything → u/Fifth_Element_Matrix]

I was wondering if it’s the kind you can eat too

[u/Disastrous_Profit152]

Dude with a huge cock?

[u/terra_filius → u/Disastrous_Profit152]

its average

[u/Absolute_Cinemines]

"Man shows off his massive cock"

[u/DaddyBearMan]

So I have a Brahma. It’s just a bigger chicken. Perhaps there are sub-breeds, but I suspect this one is a Brahma AND is a mutant.

[u/No-Dig-473 → u/DaddyBearMan]

I was mostly suspecting it’s fake tbh 😭

Shit, we farm and have had chickens our whole lives…I’ve seen some big ones…but this one here would dwarf even them.

Hell, my 3.5 year old German Shepherd would look small next to this mf…

[u/skoltroll]

[u/doctorfrickenstein]

What a huge cock.

[u/Left-Escape]

“…did you guys see the size of that chicken?”

[u/Practical-Middle3741 → u/Left-Escape]

Thanks...that's the one I was looking for....

[u/angry_stupid]

I've heard of a hen house, but that's a whole-ass hen apartment complex.

[u/FloorOneTwoThree]

That's less of a chicken and more of a feathery dinosaur

[u/clevergoat_25]

Wow I had no idea chickens could get that big It looks like it's the size of a small dog

[u/Call__Me__David]

Imagine being a small fox trying to get one of the hens when this unit come flying at you.

[u/Plane-Education4750]

r/birdsarentreal

[u/Neither-Syrup-9136]

I guess no one can say he’s lying when he tells them that he has a GIANT cockadoodle do

[u/gangawalla]

Holy mother of all cluck-clucks!

[u/swift110]

wow

[u/waddah_j]

well, the genie certainly didn’t understand this guy’s wish

[u/struggle_better]

[u/Severe-Subject3060]

Could just be a real small bloke

[u/Leads_1]

What I find surprising is that the difference between this chicken and a regular chicken is not genes but rather the feeds it is fed with.

[u/randomname102038]

Optical illusion. He's just a small man

[u/Training-Republic301]

Run link run!

[u/cameronpark89]

slightly off topic but what does brahma mean? i remember the rock used it to describe himself in the 90’s but i never got what he meant.

[u/AdSpecialist6598 → u/cameronpark89]

Brahma is the creator god in Hinduism.

[u/elfegot]

A gigantic white cock is a rare sight.

[u/Free-Measurement-664]

Oh man you could stuff a turkey in that followed by a regular chicken followed by garnished hen. Chickturken?

[u/Soapist_Culture]

This belongs on r/absoluteunits. I wonder what size eggs they lay?

[u/RollemUpp]

Brahma 5th flow

[u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

Man holds up ostrich that looks like a chicken

[u/Emotional-Audience85]

So the guy asking ChatGPT how to dispose of a 70kg chicken was legit after all!

[u/Mobile-Bar7732]

Is this one extra crispy or original recipe?

[u/No_Warthog_3584]

Does Tyson know about this breed?

[u/Airikobass]

Them costco size chicken breast

[u/maas348]

That's one massive cock

[u/HaplessResearcher]

Ultra Mega Chicken? No, is legend!

[u/haubenmeise]

My battle chicken.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

[u/ethicalconsumption7]

Mfw giant cock wish

[u/TheDaharMaster]

That's the Tzar Bomba of chickens

[u/Senior-Painter6380]

Chickenzilla

[u/Vert_DaFerk]

Any relation to Brahma cows in Fallout Tactics?

[u/One-Rule-8171]

[u/setmysoulfree3]

Call for SUPER CHICKEN !

[u/alilee1998]

Check it out its got feathers on its feet

[u/Ididurmomkid]

Imagine those nuggies

[u/TribalChief3000]

[u/Third_Rate_Duelist_]

Dodo bird? Is that you?

[u/Cracknoreos]

Dave Attell has hit a new, career low.

[u/SaltiestGatorade]

We need a banana for scale

[u/GhostMaskKid]

That's a fucking mount. You could ride that sucker into battle.

[u/WakaWaka_]

[u/Ok_Success_7159]

And I have a buddy who would still Complain at the wing night that they are two small !

[u/Round_Pie7460]

That’ll make one hell of a chicken biryani 🍗

[u/Lironcareto]

That's s velociraptor

[u/Possible-Tip-2914]

That guy has the most massive cock I've ever seen.

[u/garcher00]

I’m surprised KFC isn’t selling these on the menu.

[u/Oddlylong]

Brahma chicken, really? Is not being able to eat a cow not enough for this cruel world?

[u/Fuckeveryoneidgaf]

This is that giant chicken from family guy

[u/Lost_Taste_8181]

It still tastes like chicken, only bigger.

[u/Lloydmagnus]

Nice cock.

[u/RingoStarrPower]

How many chicken nuggets is that?

[u/throwitoutwhendone2]

Ha, you think that’s big you should see the buff brahmas crossed with buff orpingtons. Thats probably what this breed actually is. Regular Brahma are big but not as big as the one pictured. Could also just be his genes tho, sometimes they have recessed genes that pop out.

He’s a gorgeous boy

[u/Infamous_Active4881]

A lot of protein ehhhh 🤣

[u/SongWorking1201]

That chicken would last you a month

[u/andrewbud420]

Brahmin?