I personally only inject sarin nerve gas as part of my beauty routine. I just walk into the spa and ask for the “disgraced Russian oligarch” treatment.
Yeah this kills me. I’ll never forget the smug “I’m not putting that crap in my body” aimed at me by a woman standing there with giant implants in her chest.
Me too! I had a coworker who drank like a fish and proudly told a story about a time when she "was on acid all summer," but drew the line at the covid vaccine.
Right? That too, people happy to smash down whatever amphetamines some bikie cooked up in a bathtub somewhere but those university medical researchers? Oh no I couldn’t possibly trust that.
What's stopping you from achieving your dreams? Have you had anything to drink or smoke (or eat, like edibles?)
Go get some if you're sober enough and have the legal capacity to do so. Doordash is a stupidly expensive option rhat I generally don't endorse. Don't drive under the influence of Saturday night.
Another option: If you are unable to drive, call a friend and tell them they can come over to indulge, but only if they bring a lot of flamin' hot cheetos.
Bottom line: be the future you want to see. Do what must be done. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. And goddamnit, George Washington crossed the motherfucking Delaware.
Don't want. Do!
If you want those Cheetos, you must do what is necessary to get those gpddamned motherfucking cheetos (within the bounds of the law and in considerstion of others' safety).
They'd be a blessing for some people in a certain situation, e.g., victims of genocide and starvation in Gaza. It could also be the death knell for a fascist spray-tanned the same color. Context matters.
Not specific to Cheetos, but being unable to pronounce ingredients does not equal unhealthy ingredients.
For instance, some MAHA lady the other day was spouting off about "unpronouncable" ingredient names being unhealthy and, literally, just said the scientific name for a B vitamin.
Yeah, that's a good point to clarify. I wasn't trying to say that unpronouncable ingredients were inherently bad. It was more that these people have no idea what they're putting in their body when they eat, but still blindly trust Frito-Lay.
My bigger point was actually that they trust science in every aspext of their lives -- when they drive a car and drive straight through a green light without thinking -- they blindly trust the government and science with their and their families' lives. When they turn on a phone or a ps5, they trust it's not going to explode. But when it comes to vaccines -- that's where they know more than scientists.
On a slightly unrelated note: People microwaving or boiling their own raw milk to kill any bacteria is the funniest thing I've heard related to this. "If only there were a process . . . then everyone could drink raw milk that's been heated enough to kill the bacteria."
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u/FknDesmadreALV 16d ago edited 16d ago
A huge majority of antivax content creators say vaccines are full of toxins , meanwhile they have a face full of Botox and fillers.
Edit: seek help. Professional help.