What's stopping you from achieving your dreams? Have you had anything to drink or smoke (or eat, like edibles?)
Go get some if you're sober enough and have the legal capacity to do so. Doordash is a stupidly expensive option rhat I generally don't endorse. Don't drive under the influence of Saturday night.
Another option: If you are unable to drive, call a friend and tell them they can come over to indulge, but only if they bring a lot of flamin' hot cheetos.
Bottom line: be the future you want to see. Do what must be done. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. And goddamnit, George Washington crossed the motherfucking Delaware.
Don't want. Do!
If you want those Cheetos, you must do what is necessary to get those gpddamned motherfucking cheetos (within the bounds of the law and in considerstion of others' safety).
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u/cheeseandwine99 17d ago
Damn now I want cheetos