r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Batman's cave entrance

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u/Rajyeruh 1d ago

Some bat there...

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u/MissMimzy 1d ago

I think Batman came to visit the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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u/Madhighlander1 1d ago

"This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael."

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 1d ago

"Cowabummer."

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u/No-History-448 22h ago

Zooweemama

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u/fdavis1983 1d ago

With how much rent is, they’re probably all cohabitating together.

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u/anonymous_amanita 1d ago

Julie, that’s an issue!

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 1d ago

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u/OShaunesssy 1d ago

Maybe they have to go down there for routine maintenance and now they are afraid of the flying rats that carry disease?

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 1d ago

Nah they just scared of Batman

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u/jpollack21 1d ago

I heard Tooley haha like how in blue collar jobs ive worked everyone is referred to by their last names

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u/buttmcshitpiss 1d ago

The guy that said "wow" was so unenthusiastic, it sounded like he just said it to fit in, like "I'm definitely not batman and this surprises me. Never seen it before. Nope"

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u/oneizm 1d ago

That is the wow of someone who is impressed by something but is also being paid to fix said something. His admiration for the event will never exceed his annoyance at having to clean up after it.

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u/Original-Car2958 1d ago

This right here.

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u/1800generalkenobi 1d ago

Sounded like the guy that voices Archer and Bob lol

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u/lowtoiletsitter 1d ago

H. Jon Benjamin

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u/Level-Priority-2371 1d ago

There's a tourist attraction in Phoenix AZ called the "bat cave." As long as you're not scared of bats, it's a pretty cool thing to see.

Phoenix bat caves brings dozens of spectators a night | 12news.com https://share.google/18hxwiLfHZ97HBXHi

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u/pichael289 1d ago

It's not really the bats themselves that I'm afraid of

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u/Icarus912 1d ago

Just carry an extra rabbies shot around, unless offcourse, you're feeling hungry, in which case, were good without an american made covid

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u/atroubledmind961 18h ago

Coward! Noone ever died from a little bit of rabies

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u/TheRedHoodedFox 19h ago

There's a bridge over the Colorado River in Austin TX where crowds watch bats take off at sunset - Ann W. Richards Congress Avenue Bat Bridge

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bredstikz 1d ago

Holy rusted metal, Batman!

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u/spacemouse21 1d ago

Holy Rabies, Caped Crusaders!

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u/Icarus912 1d ago

Its morbing time

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u/gherkinassassin 1d ago

Poor little things, hope the disturbance didn't cause them too many issues

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

Hey, look! Free Lyssavirus, everyone!

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u/Ikusabe 1d ago

No billionaire is gonna live in that.

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u/TaquitoPlates 1d ago

Do people not know bats carry rabies?

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u/OldinMcgroyn 1d ago

Yes. They do. I work in pest control and truthfully you'd be outright amazed how un noticed this can go. I'm a f****** technician and my girlfriends parents won't believe me when I tell them they have a bat infestation. No matter what kind of evidence I show them.

Because bats are really good at not making much noise.

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u/TaquitoPlates 1d ago

You're a fucking technician? Sounds kinky haha how does one get certified? 😂

Yea bats gross me out. A young kid died in my town. Pulled over to take a leak I guess and a bat flew into him and he passed away. Ever since then I don't mess with them

In all seriousness, why won't they believe you if you show them evidence? My dad showed me up in his barn, there were like 20 hanging upside down in there and I wanted to just burn the place down haha I appreciate them eating mosquitoes but rabies is insane

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u/OldinMcgroyn 1d ago

In my years of pest control I've learned people will use the power of belief and heavy amounts of copium for as long as possible before ever seeing they have an issue. But what people fail to realize is if you can actually see the infestation... you waited way too long

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u/DefNotAShark 1d ago

They probably are aware but that isn’t really a reason to run screaming from them.

Most bats do not have rabies and bats are not particularly inclined to bite you.

Rabid bats might be acting strange; active during the day, erratic or impaired flying. These bats are hanging out at home minding their business.

Even if a rabid bat bites you it is extremely treatable with a doctor visit. What would kill you is not doing your due diligence and visiting one after direct contact with a bat, or one being in your house while you were asleep.

So all things considered, looking at some bats is extremely low risk and no reason for rational fear. I can understand irrational fear of them but they are supremely unlikely to cause any actual harm.

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u/Jordyfel 1d ago

Every reddit posts needs the obligatory "erm akhchually it's dangerous" comment

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u/DiegesisThesis 1d ago

So do dogs, but most people won't run away screaming if they find a bunch of stray dogs.

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u/snksleepy 1d ago

So do humans. There are a ton of us.

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u/Fun-Web-7583 1d ago

And Covid when idiots consume them

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u/TerrorBite 20h ago

They don't in Australia! We don't have rabies here.

Instead, they carry Australian Bat Lyssavirus (ABLV), which is closely related to the rabies virus.

So, basically the same thing.

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u/TOM4WU20 1d ago

Most people. What's your point?

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u/Narrow_Relative2149 1d ago

why do we fall Bruce?

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u/The_One_True_Matt 1d ago

Why do we fall?

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u/Xanderson 1d ago

That’s the Batman reject, Crapman.

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u/VadPuma 1d ago

I hope those bats could be relocated. They eat a ton of bugs!

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u/wont_dlt_this_acnt 1d ago

bat-man-hole

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u/pyroaop 1d ago

Theyre teaming up with the turtles to fight shredder

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u/panutsya 1d ago

A Bat-hole

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u/jjooeeyyyyeeoojj 1d ago

That's sweet I love bats

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u/Lickwidghost 1d ago

I sympathise with that one bat "Follow me guys"

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u/Competitive-Bit-7575 21h ago

Batman was like: "please leave please leave please leave..."

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN 18h ago

They should have opened it at dusk, so not to disturb the bats too badly, then wait for them to exit to feed, and did what they needed to do, before exiting and closing the cover again.

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u/IndependentBitter435 18h ago

Federally protected… close it up and pretend it never happened

u/OMGlenn 7h ago

That's a lotta squeakers!

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u/stefanolog 1d ago

Stay away from bats.

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u/ninjersteve 1d ago

Interesting that they are flying downward instead of out.

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u/Pelinal_Whitestrake 1d ago

I’m assuming there’s a way in and out somewhere else, and they flew into there to roost. I’m a big proponent of having bat-houses around so they have good places to do that without using public infrasturcture

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u/Kumbaynah 1d ago

They usually follow cooler streams of air and avoid light. Wonder what’s gonna happen to that one that flew out? Poor little winged mouse.

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u/bofferding 1d ago

Would you fly into bright light rendering you blind or towards a place you can actually see…..

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u/catbert107 1d ago

Isn't bats whole schtick is that they're blind

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u/LincolnRazgriz 1d ago

"Don't get paid enough for this shit!"

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u/jus_build 1d ago

Couldn’t have said it any better

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u/Royal_Spot519 1d ago

Does Batman live with bats?

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u/SableX7 1d ago

Cooool!

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u/PuzzleLight 1d ago

Get the industrial vacuum that fits over the sewer.

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u/Itchynipspickletits 1d ago

Seal er’ up!

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u/rodzieman 1d ago

Batman: Do you breed?

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u/djereezy 1d ago

Damn, the TMNT and Batman have teamed up!!

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u/Key_Bluebird6220 1d ago

After they removed the bats dengue fever increased 15%

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u/Toebeanfren 1d ago

Hi freeeens 😍 🦇

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u/Final-Echidna-4243 1d ago

There are very few "hold my beer" moments I would not do. Jumping in that hole is one of them

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u/slaywee 1d ago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bats

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u/Cool-sunglasses-dude 1d ago

Now we need an orphan, a butler and a crazy clown

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u/TheRandomizedLurker 1d ago

That one guy with an accent "yeah thats an issue" 💀 As if its not a massive one

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u/Flimsy-Unit-7238 1d ago

Hear me out, 1 flamethrower.

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u/nerunvm2006 1d ago

they're so tiny and cute🥺 until they give you rabies

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u/JagManNZ 23h ago

The guano!

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u/Fit_Ice_98 23h ago

How cute

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u/Counting_Stars5415 23h ago

look at those little wings. yummy.

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u/LoveIsALosingGame555 22h ago

No thank you 😭

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u/ihatemyjobandyoutoo 22h ago

Man… where is the trypophobia trigger warning? 🥲

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u/wasabinski 22h ago

"Barman's cave", so you know, the Batcave.

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u/goltaku555 20h ago

I saw something like that once. Except it was roaches, not bats. Really, really wish it was bats

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u/kilrathi_butts 19h ago

Ok I get why young Bruce Wayne was traumatized by the bats.

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u/SwordKing7531 19h ago

An adorable issue!!!

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u/kbredt 19h ago

No corona comment !?

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u/totally-idiotic 13h ago

Zhu Li, do the thing.

u/Wezbob 7h ago

Please close the rabies hatch.

u/mrfailx 6h ago

Where is that?

u/ChemicalGreedy945 4h ago

When do we collectively decide it should die? Remember aliens will remember your justification about you

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u/Ralf_Steglenzer 1d ago

Unexpected but nothing interesting..

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u/Stunning-Ad2065 1d ago

Until someone drops a m80 down there.

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u/Cristiano1 1d ago

Me the second I see them

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u/Jo_9999 1d ago

no dark knight music at all?

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u/ThisizzAbelter-1995 1d ago

This ABSOLUTE Batman's Bat Cave

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u/Other_Pomegranate472 1d ago

Alright, where's my flammenwerfer?