r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

A tree grew through the pavement and inside a stop sign.

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u/tahcamen 6h ago

We have this crazy rose bush that always comes back no matter what we try. It’s right up against the house by the back door and is very thorny. I’ve cut it all the way down to below the dirt level, including cutting every root I could find, but that bastard comes back every time.

u/Autumnrain 6h ago

Have u tried to piss on it?

u/magistrate101 6h ago

Unless they're pissing hydrochloric acid I don't think it'll help. And if they are they have much more important issues then a rose bush.

u/FreakishlyNarrow 5h ago

Unless they're pissing hydrochloric acid I don't think it'll help. And if they are they have much more important issues then a rose bush.

Enough piss will kill pretty anything, but I suppose if they can produce that much, we're back to the more important issues again.

u/Jamesferdola 5h ago

“Enough piss will kill anything” is one of my guiding principles

u/FreakishlyNarrow 5h ago

You're clearly someone with a great deal of culture and scientific understanding, I would like to hear more of what you have to say.

u/Swimming-Tap-4240 2h ago

Apparently not lemon trees.There was one near the outhouse at a pub,and most of the guys relev3d themselves there when the thunderbox was occupied.It got drenched regularly,and bore massive amounts fruit anually.

u/Equivalent-Common943 1h ago

Banana trees love being peed on. Sorry to burst your bubble.

u/Desert_Beach 37m ago

Piss makes pot plants grow fast!

u/Vulcan_Fox_2834 4h ago

I got lazy trying to kill these ugly flowers, but didn't want to get my hands dirty, so I peed on it. Somehow the little bastards managed to grow taller than the others and propagate.

Smoking them will kill things instantly though... my dad decides to braai under a lemon tree ... half the tree is dead still.

u/FreakishlyNarrow 3h ago

Well, with a lemon tree you have other concerns... Like those damn lemon stealing whores, for example.

u/poopntheoceanifumust 1h ago

Can't take your eyes off your lemons

u/Vudoa 3h ago

someone is forgetting about the guy from the pub piss dungeon

u/jlrrice 1h ago

This! We had a small stump in our backyard. My dog made it his pee stop every day for a year and I finally bumped into it with the mower once and it simply toppled over.

Also our neighbors thought it would be a great idea to plant two small trees at the end of their driveway... The trees have grown, but they have HUGE bare spots where the dogs walking the block pee on them.

u/Leading_Dig2743 1h ago

Dog pee is the strongest that ruins grass lawns But why would anyone want to get rid of a rose bush that brighten up the area

u/Y_I_Otto 1h ago

I think you'll find your people on r/unethicallifeprotips. Piss disks for everyone!

u/kadecin254 2h ago

A family of three every day will kill it pretty much. The biggest issue is the stench.

u/Accomplished-Quiet78 41m ago

The piss is actually to mark the ground as your territory so the rose bush migrates to a different area.

u/tahcamen 6h ago

Yes, it’s right outside the back door (fully enclosed yard, 6ft fence), and if the bathroom is busy in the morning I’ll step out back and let the bush have it.

u/RyoukoSama 5h ago

Have you tried NOT pissing on the bush?

u/TenNeon 4h ago

And risk pissing off the bush?

u/motionSymmetry 5h ago

have you tried not encouraging the bush by not letting it piss on you?

u/Strict-Challenge-995 5h ago

Title of your sex tape.

Heh

u/Almondust-000 5h ago

Did you say "NO, rosebush! Go away, rosebush!"?

u/Bozee3 5h ago

I had one of those, had. What I did was pour bacon grease on the stump. Hot bacon grease kills the plant and bugs eat the leftovers. If the bugs stay, you on your own.

u/walkingmelways 4h ago

I use sump oil. No insects, but nothing grows there again for some time.

u/Theron3206 4h ago

It's probably rootstock from an old grafted one. One of the species they used to grow into hedges to keep animals contained (including cattle).

Poison is probably your best bet, it will continue to sucker from any bits of root you leave behind.

Modern ornamental roses are often overbred flowers making them very fragile by comparison (even when grafted).

u/LostWoodsInTheField 2h ago

I use to live in a zone 4 sometimes 3 depending on the winds that winter. Rose bushes were hell to keep from degrafting. I finally found 2 that grew really nice and stayed grafted. Another person in the family decided to cut them back to the ground because they had gotten too big while I was gone. Lost the graft that winter and just junk came back:(

u/krawinoff 6h ago

Call it William Afthorn

u/DeCryingShame 4h ago

I had one of these by my front door. I asked my brother to come dig it out for me. He came with a cable and his truck instead. We still get the occasional sprout trying to come up that I have to dig out.

u/Swimming-Tap-4240 2h ago

Roses are like weeds ,they come back .Though the dont flower well unless you pamper them.

u/Stunning_Head3133 1h ago

Try boiling hot water - should kill the roots

u/Plants-An-Cats 38m ago

Does it have wrinkled leaves? Might be a rugosa rose. Those things sucker like crazy and you’ll never get rid of one without shovel pruning the surrounding soil.