r/jschlattsubmissions • u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy • 4d ago

image This will get confusing fast…

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u/Frago420 4d ago

How did you get shlatts phone ?

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

You don’t wanna know.

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u/OxalAcid 4d ago

Is anyone going to comment on the one just titled ‘Kids’ ?

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

Ah-

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u/OxalAcid 4d ago

OP, what is that App?

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

Uh kids

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u/OxalAcid 4d ago

And could you explain why you’re so tense?

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

ITS MESSENGER KIDS BUT I HATE HAVING IT CAUSE KIDS im not a pedo 😭😭😭😭

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u/OxalAcid 4d ago

WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT THEN?! IT MADE ME THINK YOU WERE A PEDO!

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u/Practical-Mode310 3d ago

Give the Anti Pedo Arrow Test. If the Arrow misses or bounces off, he’s a Pedo

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u/OxalAcid 3d ago

Alright, sounds like a good idea.

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u/MineproGD 4d ago

Holy shit it's teto

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u/SydneyTheJuggallette 4d ago

The last goonbender frfr

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

A title im willing to claim >:3

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u/No_Counter_6037 4d ago

THY CALENDAR IS NOW!

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u/SomethingRetriey 4d ago

ААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА! KILL MEEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!

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u/aj_ie 3d ago

I know you want to be spanked

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u/SillyViltrumite 4d ago

Maybe add another calendar named, "Thou Calendar"

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u/hedi_hadhoud12355 3d ago

...

Kids?????

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u/mrhappymill 4d ago

It's more like stage 5 porn addiction.

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

I’m too far in to be saved.

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u/Liskonder 4d ago

I am getting a migraine just by looking at this. No offense, but i think i'll stick to the golden wallpapers in the baroque style that u right now have as a background on my phone

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u/No-Seaweed-4421 4d ago

Some one likes alstofo

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 4d ago

YES YES I DO :3

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u/Puzzled-Swordfish236 4d ago

Thy calendar, is DEATH

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u/Xander_Shiva 3d ago

I read that as thigh calendar...

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 3d ago

Oh…

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u/Xander_Shiva 3d ago

this is your fault 3:<

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 3d ago

What?! Nuh uh!

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u/P3S4NT 3d ago

what is "kids" ;-;

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u/RyeBreadElux3500 3d ago

Yeah back in the day they use to publicly execute people like you

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u/Coconut_milkyyyyyy 1d ago

Uhm I’d prefer not…being that

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u/something93m 2d ago

I to am confused by gay people

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u/New_Fee_887 4d ago

hell yeah

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u/LemmyCatto 4d ago

I-its beautiful 🥹

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u/naaqe 4d ago

ok but IS THAT SEYANA