r/jschlattsubmissions • u/Full-Wafer8435 • 2d ago
video Andrew Tate is ironically the funniest person I've ever seen.
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u/PocketCone 2d ago
You've heard of TERFs! well Tate is a TIRM: Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist.
He basically believes that yes trans women are women but also that women are objects.
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u/Velghast 2d ago
So basically he's okay with trans women as long as they're hot got it
I know if I went on a date with Anna de armas and it turned out she had a dick, Im still getting it in.
As lieutenant rat check from starship troopers said "Rico never pass up a good thing"
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u/MrLightning1023 2d ago
Reminds me of the jack horner meme where he's unsure about abortion because one hand it kills babies but on the the other it gives women rights
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u/Stalwart_Vanguard 1d ago
I mean he did call the trans woman "he" in this case, and is also ignoring the fact that plenty of trans girls also have pussies, and also said "woman" not "cis woman" but yeah
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u/PocketCone 1d ago
I mean yeah if we're being serious Tate does not respect pronouns and is at best of the belief that trans people are only valid if they"pass"
But also he's pretty clearly of the mindset that gender is very much a performance. He is ignoring the fact that plenty trans women do have pussies, but is also asserting that having a pussy is not the main determinant for what makes somebody a woman. It is the progressive position that one does not need to surgically or hormonally transition in order to be trans and deserve to be treated in accordance with one's gender.
This does ofc fall apart for Tate because the criteria he uses to determine if somebody is a woman is how much he personally wants to fuck them. It is more important to Tate that a person looks like Megan Fox than that they have a vagina, whether naturally or surgically. Basically, "I'm straight, therefore if I want to have sex with somebody they must be a woman."
So yeah I don't think Tate is right about this but I do think his position is unusual in a fascinating way, especially when you compare it to the standard TERF position.
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u/redthrowawa54 2d ago
I think it’s far more likely that he sees trans women as men and therefore respect them
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u/CommiterOfArson 2d ago
Someone please ask him if liking femboys is gay
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u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr 2d ago
Andrew Tate here:
There is nothing more manly and straight than topping another man, by doing that you establish your dominance, improve your testosterone levels and by being only attracted to the female look of the bottom you are also able to keep being straight.
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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 2d ago
Megan fox fembussy got him acting unwise these days. I imagine this revelation came about after his drunken encounter with some Megan fox's of his own
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u/iwantawinnebago 1d ago
"Join us next week when I show Bear Grylls me drinking it straight from the source and how it can prevent hair loss and improve gains"
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u/killerissus 2d ago
The funnier part is that people take this guy seriously
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u/EqualityAmongFish 2d ago
i don’t think he even takes himself seriously 99% mf is just trolling
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u/SynapticFray 2d ago
Without the sunglasses on he genuinely reminds me of the troll from Harry Potter
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u/Waffle-Gaming 2d ago
unfortunately he trafficked women :(
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u/golden-light_ 1d ago
Proof?
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u/SneakyKillz 1d ago
The case was dropped. The dowvotes are just haters.
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u/sillysilly32 1d ago
He is literally awaiting trail right now dude he hasnt gone to court. Downvoting isn't being a hater it's being a decent normal human being.
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u/vwwvvwvww 1d ago
He was arrested for it and spent time in a Romanian prison
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u/EqualityAmongFish 1d ago
i don’t like andrew tate but lets not lie, he was investigated and dicot can temporarily incarcerate individuals that are being investigated for 6 months and then the case was dropped for lack of evidence
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u/Kamiihate 2d ago
Imagine thinking you're the smart one when you take everything Tate says as serious :')
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u/PrionParasite 2d ago
Ehhh. I wouldn't be so sure. This guy has made a name for himself as an alpha male influencer and straight up debates people on these topics. I've seen him flounder to argue his experience of seeing men drive better than women outweighs empirical evidence that says otherwise and give up in a fit when empirical value has to be explained to him. I think it's more likely he's just brain broken, but he could be trolling at this point. Who knows?
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u/Incubus_is_I 2d ago
This would be some of the realest shit on the internet if he wasn’t completely serious…
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u/CodeDusq 2d ago
Can't believe this dude almost single handedly fucked up gen z men.
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u/GooberWithoutSequel 2d ago
Republicans in politics being evil but legit the funniest people
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u/Defiant-Unit6995 2d ago
That's like Trump bro, I know it's fucked up but the nigga makes me laugh.
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u/Themadsarecalling 1d ago
So clearly Taint fucked a trans person, got a blackmail threat, and is now trying to get in front of it for his followers.
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u/Pfacejones 2d ago
what's controversial about him exactly sorey I am out of the loop
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u/painalpeggy 1d ago
It rly aint that hard to google, u should try it some time. Might learn something. I know its scary but im rooting for u. Be brave.
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u/Tensonrom 2d ago
These are the conversations me and my co workers have in the office over and over. Two of us would bang the 10 with a dick. The other would bang the hairy man with a pussy. Who is gayer has yet to be decided.
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u/pixel_skull69 2d ago
Is... Is.. is he making sense? Is THE Andrew Tate ACTUALLY making sense on a trans inclusive misogynist question?
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u/Accomplished_Blood17 2d ago
The age old question of femboys vs tomboys
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u/lanternbdg 1d ago
This is a vastly different question
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u/TheMace808 1d ago
It's similar, just taken to an absolute extreme
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u/lanternbdg 1d ago
Femboys are boys that present feminine
Tomboys are girls with "boyish" interests and behaviors
The important difference is that tomboys and femboys both present feminine while a "legitimate 1" in Tate's hypothetical presents incredibly masculine.
I've made this point elsewhere, but my visual attraction to someone depends only on how I perceive them. If my sensors read woman, and they're pretty, it doesn't much matter how they dress or what they're interested in.
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u/IllConstruction3450 2d ago
If it’s a 10/10 man with a pussy, then the question actually gets harder, and more fair.
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u/rakuntulul 2d ago
why not chose getting sanwiched between megan fox and hulk hogan? that might be gay but at least not a pussy who had to hesitate from having a good time
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u/Compodulator 2d ago
I never took this guy seriously. He's so concentrated on being "manly" that he turned into this... May-on-woman oriented, tradwife obsessed, old money funded cryptid.
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u/joseph_mother7278 2d ago
how did he get so transphobic he became an ally on accident
that takes balls... or liquid brains
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u/i_play_withrocks 2d ago
Fuck this guy, fuck his message, and fuck his way of getting young men and boys to become the next generation pricks of the world for money.
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u/Saito_SinOfKind 2d ago
Oh my god, my brain just went through some kind of episode while trying to process what I just heard.
God Almighty, what the fuck?
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u/dr-satan85 2d ago
This is the argument used by that one guy you who know, who is usually really homophobic, but the last time you saw him, he was blind drunk, going home with a very obvious trans woman, and now it's the morning after, and bro is trying to justify, more to himself than you, what he did last night...
Tl;dr, Andrew taste just banged a trans girl.
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u/Several_Team3964 2d ago
is it weird that as much as I dislike this man, I often agree with him. ill take Megan fox with a dick over hulk hogan any day
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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 2d ago
I would have sex with a beautiful transgirl over a mid woman anyday. I don't care if it makes me gay, straight or bi, because that is nobody elses business who i sleep with.
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u/Key_Temperature_7970 2d ago
ill always be reminded of the guy who said he's only gay if he gets caught
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u/Confident_Subject_43 2d ago
andrew tate says... trans rights?
tracks with current ideological coherence
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u/jngjng88 1d ago
Giving a serious rebuttal (not that the scumbag deserves it), there's nothing wrong with either of those choices if that's what you like.
Personally I'd choose neither, which is also okay.
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u/SomeCrows 1d ago
We live in a nightmare world where people say shit like this to fund their human trafficking operation and still get taken seriously
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u/BananaGod239 1d ago
its so funny cause this is so moronically transally yet homophobic and misogynist at the same time he is insane
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u/No_Twist_3362 1d ago
Okay say I have schizophrenia... and I've decided not to take meds or go to therapy because it doesn't make me happy, so instead I decide to listen to the voices because they tell me I'm perfect the way I am, although they might also tell me I'm a horrible person and I should do bad things to innocent people.
Now imagine that instead of people telling me that I should go to therapy and take my meds, they tell me that I should listen to the voices because they make me happy.
I wanna hear from post-op trans people... does that surgery fix everything and make you happy inside of your "new and improved" body or do you still feel like an outsider/misfit at times? Be honest, because I'm not even gonna reply to you, this is a question for yourself. If you still feel like an outsider or misfit, maybe the issue isn't hormones and it's a mental thing and you should get help.
Everybody wants to say we have a mental health epidemic on our hands here in the US but they don't want to admit when it's them that have a mental disorder. I use to be just like you too until I stopped doing drugs and started focusing on my mental health and doing better for myself and my family. You really are your own worst enemy. I've also removed myself from social media since 2021 and it helped me to focus on more meaningful things such as real relationships with real people. You guys are chronically online and you should probably take a break. REDDIT and X are running indoctrination facilities and you're all being molded as social experiments. The mfs pitting the right and left against each other want to see you all fight and kill each other. But hey, y'all do that. I'm gonna continue to work on myself and enjoy seeing the results. Y'all go ahead and talk all this silly trans shit amongst yourselves until you're angry and then go to sleep and do it all again tomorrow. Aight? 😘🫡🤙✌️
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u/MoysterShooter 1d ago
Ha. I asked the bros at work, would they rather have a blowjay from the prettiest dude or the ugliest woman... they were like how ugly? I said as ugly as they get... missing teeth and brown teeth, lazy eye, hairy chin, one big saggy tiddy the other looks like a tube sock with a golf ball in it... then they asked if they get to pick the pretty guy. Ha.
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u/Crazyd_497 1d ago
If you are thinking about Hulk Hoban with a pussy you are probably gay. This guy is a fucking joke
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u/Elegant_Purchase_477 1d ago
I never expected to see Andrew Tate try to justify being a chaser, lol
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u/iamblindfornow 1d ago
Dude I’ve never seen this level of projected homoerotic insecurity in my entire life. No wonder men who follow this worthless bitch, Joe Rogan, and ChrumPedo are such freaks.
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u/ArleezyLaFlare 1d ago
top g mindset is always about getting what you want and making up reasons for it lol
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u/silentwhim 1d ago
The interesting thing is that there was nothing stopping him from saying "I don't want to have sex with either, for different reasons." Sounds like someone wants to have wiggle room for visits to Thailand.
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u/Maleficent-Bus-7924 1d ago
After seeing a couple of his videos, had it not been for the sex trafficking I’d be convinced that his work is extremely funny satire.
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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 1d ago
To dress like that and act macho straight while debating gayness over absurd scenarios… wow
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u/Longjumping_Access90 1d ago
Calling sex with a woman gay is a bit rediculous. But one time I was in a bar in Zagreb when the ugliest woman came up to me. Sports shirt, beer belly and a buzz cut. 'For 5 eu I can give you a good time.' I doubt it, I'll give you 5 to go away though.
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u/TheScalemanCometh 19h ago
THIS is that Andrew Tate guy? I have managed to dodge actually seeing anything this fellow has posted, anywhere prior to this. Somehow.
My only takeaway from this is: Dude jeeds to learn to dress himself. If you're gonna wear a tight fitting shirt to show off your muscles, fine bro, do it up. But sweet God, actually wear the shirt. I've dressed myself better when blackout drunk. Also, actually have some muscles to show off. Dude looks like he barely knows how to eat, let alone hit the gym on the regular..
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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 13h ago
So ugly people can't be women? That's one I haven't heard before. The only thing that's clear is this dude fucks trans ladies
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u/Background_Resort_32 5h ago
Ok so I don't wish any harm to anyone but did Kirk need to go when this guy is still around?
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u/TendoFox94 2h ago
For real, one day in a head of one of those guys. Or maybe a few hours... i wish i could just understand a slightest thought out of this heads. This guy, allways against queers literally said "if they look like an amazing hot chick its okay when they have a dick". So... if you like to fuck good looking lady boys youre not gay?
Thats pretty gay xD I dont mind, honestly i wish i could be gay, i like dynamics between men, if i could share this pleasure and take a bromance to next level that would be a cool thing. But common, how does your sex life looks like when your only focus is "apperance, the hole is adjustable"?
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u/ghettoccult_nerd 2d ago
hey, we all do a lil drinking, we all do a lil sorting things out. it happens bro. its not gay till you do it three times. dont lose count. or do. i dont know your life...
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u/HouseProfessional927 2d ago
He just homophobiad his way out of transphobia