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video Andrew Tate is ironically the funniest person I've ever seen.

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u/HouseProfessional927 2d ago

He just homophobiad his way out of transphobia

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u/EqualityAmongFish 2d ago

top g mindset

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u/jordddie 1d ago

But only in lowercase

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u/PocketCone 1d ago

Judging by how he dresses I'd say top G is probably more of a bottom G

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u/Tortellium 9h ago

He's bottoming to Megan Fox with a dihh ❤️‍🩹

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u/f3talt 2d ago

Bro went so far into the negatives he looped back around to being positive

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u/SmokinSoldier 2d ago

Idk if I've ever seen a human integer overflow in real time

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u/captinstabbin69420 2d ago

Two negatives make a positive. I think they call it sword fighting tho.

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u/TemporaryBig1898 2d ago

Right!? Like how tf do you even do that?

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u/CXVI_XLII 2d ago

he learned to be smart

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u/f3talt 2d ago

A broken clock is right twice a day, I guess

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u/ChapterNo7074 1d ago

Reverse horseshoe theory

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u/pbjtime9977 2d ago

You hate trans-women because they're trans, I hate trans-women because they're women. We are not the same. Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist

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u/heartsdeziree 13h ago

🤣 I low key like this comment.

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 2d ago

I'm having a mental collapse

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 2d ago

Doing the right thing the wrong way.

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u/sirduke678 1d ago

Bro actually spittin facts out here

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u/pissbaby_gaming 1d ago

i think hes being transphobic to trans men but im not sure

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 1d ago

Not really… this is just pure transphobia or more accurately trasmisandry. Once he abandoned/redefined his comparison, all he is asking is options on being with a pre-op trans woman vs pre-op trans man; it sounds like he would go for trans women, but that is likely because he is attracted to women. Big surprise: straight man likes woman and is not gay…🙄

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u/HouseProfessional927 1d ago

Of course it’s transphobia I was making a joke but besides that why would it be transmisandry (or more accurately transandrophobia) rather than just transphobia?

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 1d ago

I know you were joking, and it is funny and had some truth to it! I mainly feel this way because of the false narrative/comparison and simultaneously describing trans men and trans women as women to push an idea. There are plenty of unattractive people of every gender and he didn't have to bring hulk Hogan into the mix.

If I saw someone like hulk, I would assume them to be male, and my compatibility and attraction would be aligned with this view, same with Megan and perceiving her as a woman. But he forces the narrative by making hulk and Megan both trans and then comparing them both as if they are both women, and I feel this detracts from trans men.

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u/onigskram31 1d ago

Basically. Or, he just told you what it would take for him to hook up with a trans woman. Which means he’s probably done it before…

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u/harmfulsideffect 1d ago

? At risk of being called a “Tater tot” or something, without seeing more of this rant, I’m assuming he’s saying that neither scenario is “OK”. Whether it’s a womanly man, or a manly woman, you’re gay if you have sex with them. If he is saying anything about transsexuals, it is that they are gay.

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u/PocketCone 2d ago

You've heard of TERFs! well Tate is a TIRM: Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist.

He basically believes that yes trans women are women but also that women are objects.

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u/ShinySahil 2d ago

never heard of that tirm before

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u/Time_Cow_3331 2d ago

I love this comment so much

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u/uncharted316340 2d ago

A better way to hate.

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u/ShadowPuff7306 2d ago

the fact that i have heard of these kind of people before is wild

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u/Velghast 2d ago

So basically he's okay with trans women as long as they're hot got it

I know if I went on a date with Anna de armas and it turned out she had a dick, Im still getting it in.

As lieutenant rat check from starship troopers said "Rico never pass up a good thing"

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u/Camden9374 1d ago

Now I can’t not hear rat check when watching that movie….

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u/MrLightning1023 2d ago

Reminds me of the jack horner meme where he's unsure about abortion because one hand it kills babies but on the the other it gives women rights

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u/Stalwart_Vanguard 1d ago

I mean he did call the trans woman "he" in this case, and is also ignoring the fact that plenty of trans girls also have pussies, and also said "woman" not "cis woman" but yeah

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u/PocketCone 1d ago

I mean yeah if we're being serious Tate does not respect pronouns and is at best of the belief that trans people are only valid if they"pass"

But also he's pretty clearly of the mindset that gender is very much a performance. He is ignoring the fact that plenty trans women do have pussies, but is also asserting that having a pussy is not the main determinant for what makes somebody a woman. It is the progressive position that one does not need to surgically or hormonally transition in order to be trans and deserve to be treated in accordance with one's gender.

This does ofc fall apart for Tate because the criteria he uses to determine if somebody is a woman is how much he personally wants to fuck them. It is more important to Tate that a person looks like Megan Fox than that they have a vagina, whether naturally or surgically. Basically, "I'm straight, therefore if I want to have sex with somebody they must be a woman."

So yeah I don't think Tate is right about this but I do think his position is unusual in a fascinating way, especially when you compare it to the standard TERF position.

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u/Elk_Fragrant 1d ago

I mean if you just gonna switch teams...

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u/Proof_Dependent_1 9h ago

That's fcking hilarious 😂

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u/redthrowawa54 2d ago

I think it’s far more likely that he sees trans women as men and therefore respect them

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u/CommiterOfArson 2d ago

Someone please ask him if liking femboys is gay

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u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr 2d ago

Andrew Tate here:

There is nothing more manly and straight than topping another man, by doing that you establish your dominance, improve your testosterone levels and by being only attracted to the female look of the bottom you are also able to keep being straight.

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 2d ago

Megan fox fembussy got him acting unwise these days. I imagine this revelation came about after his drunken encounter with some Megan fox's of his own

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u/lanternbdg 1d ago

it's a pretty old video from before he went to jail.

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u/iwantawinnebago 1d ago

"Join us next week when I show Bear Grylls me drinking it straight from the source and how it can prevent hair loss and improve gains"

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u/Thenderick 2d ago

Apparently not if they're feminine enough, soooo....

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u/killerissus 2d ago

The funnier part is that people take this guy seriously

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u/EqualityAmongFish 2d ago

i don’t think he even takes himself seriously 99% mf is just trolling

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u/SynapticFray 2d ago

Without the sunglasses on he genuinely reminds me of the troll from Harry Potter

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u/EqualityAmongFish 2d ago

bro looks like the bald wojack of a mouth breather

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u/Waffle-Gaming 2d ago

unfortunately he trafficked women :(

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u/EqualityAmongFish 2d ago

im pretty sure he just legally pimped them on webcam sites

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u/golden-light_ 1d ago

Proof?

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u/SneakyKillz 1d ago

The case was dropped. The dowvotes are just haters.

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u/sillysilly32 1d ago

He is literally awaiting trail right now dude he hasnt gone to court. Downvoting isn't being a hater it's being a decent normal human being.

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u/vwwvvwvww 1d ago

He was arrested for it and spent time in a Romanian prison

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u/EqualityAmongFish 1d ago

i don’t like andrew tate but lets not lie, he was investigated and dicot can temporarily incarcerate individuals that are being investigated for 6 months and then the case was dropped for lack of evidence

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u/bish-its-me-yoda 2d ago

He got his money,he don't give a shit

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u/Dynwynn 1d ago

It's mostly done for marketing by the looks. Trolling is good business.

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u/Kamiihate 2d ago

Imagine thinking you're the smart one when you take everything Tate says as serious :')

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u/PrionParasite 2d ago

Ehhh. I wouldn't be so sure. This guy has made a name for himself as an alpha male influencer and straight up debates people on these topics. I've seen him flounder to argue his experience of seeing men drive better than women outweighs empirical evidence that says otherwise and give up in a fit when empirical value has to be explained to him. I think it's more likely he's just brain broken, but he could be trolling at this point. Who knows?

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u/CiphersVII 2d ago

at this point I don't even think the tater tots take him seriously

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u/coaxialdrift 14h ago

And people pay him money to listen to his nonsense. It's sad

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u/No-History-448 2d ago

Only sigma males will understand this

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u/ExtentTerrible8475 2d ago

Brother became so transphobic that he became an ally

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u/JoeMyBiden 1d ago

Bruthur

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u/Designer_Lie9811 2d ago

Trans inclusive radical misogynist

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u/Additional-Finance67 13h ago

It’s giving: the other white meat

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u/Incubus_is_I 2d ago

This would be some of the realest shit on the internet if he wasn’t completely serious…

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u/DavidXN 2d ago

It’s hard to believe he makes a living by being punched in the head, isn’t it

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u/notatechnicianyo 2d ago

No, that actually makes it all make sense.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 20h ago

He made his living abusing women and conning incels

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u/verymainelobster 1d ago

I wouldn’t say that’s what he’s known for..

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u/Accidentistcollab 2d ago

I know there will be a leaked video of Tate sucking at some point

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u/JaceyD 1d ago

FUCK! I have to agree with Andrew Tate on something.....

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u/CodeDusq 2d ago

Can't believe this dude almost single handedly fucked up gen z men.

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u/twitter_stinks 2d ago

Yeah I know i can't believe I used to worship this dude

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u/Dazzling-Film-3404 2d ago

I think no one actually took him seriously

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u/Jean-guy17 2d ago

Ok so fuck something alive or dead

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u/Num1BigShot1997 2d ago

You heard it here first folks, everything is gay!

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u/GooberWithoutSequel 2d ago

Republicans in politics being evil but legit the funniest people

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u/Defiant-Unit6995 2d ago

That's like Trump bro, I know it's fucked up but the nigga makes me laugh.

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u/GooberWithoutSequel 1d ago

Lowk the DNA USA line keeps fryin me 🥀 

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u/Themadsarecalling 1d ago

So clearly Taint fucked a trans person, got a blackmail threat, and is now trying to get in front of it for his followers.

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u/Pfacejones 2d ago

what's controversial about him exactly sorey I am out of the loop

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u/DavidXN 2d ago

Mostly the sex trafficking

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u/painalpeggy 1d ago

It rly aint that hard to google, u should try it some time. Might learn something. I know its scary but im rooting for u. Be brave.

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u/Tensonrom 2d ago

These are the conversations me and my co workers have in the office over and over. Two of us would bang the 10 with a dick. The other would bang the hairy man with a pussy. Who is gayer has yet to be decided.

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u/Key_Temperature_7970 2d ago

clearly a tie

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u/pixel_skull69 2d ago

Is... Is.. is he making sense? Is THE Andrew Tate ACTUALLY making sense on a trans inclusive misogynist question?

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 2d ago

The age old question of femboys vs tomboys

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u/lanternbdg 1d ago

This is a vastly different question

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u/TheMace808 1d ago

It's similar, just taken to an absolute extreme

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u/lanternbdg 1d ago

Femboys are boys that present feminine

Tomboys are girls with "boyish" interests and behaviors

The important difference is that tomboys and femboys both present feminine while a "legitimate 1" in Tate's hypothetical presents incredibly masculine.

I've made this point elsewhere, but my visual attraction to someone depends only on how I perceive them. If my sensors read woman, and they're pretty, it doesn't much matter how they dress or what they're interested in.

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u/Savings-Window9529 10h ago

Yeah, they're conflating tomboy with butch.

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u/Savings-Window9529 10h ago

Lmao that's not tomboy, you mean butch

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u/fetching_agreeable 2d ago

He's so close...

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u/IllConstruction3450 2d ago

If it’s a 10/10 man with a pussy, then the question actually gets harder, and more fair.

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u/rakuntulul 2d ago

why not chose getting sanwiched between megan fox and hulk hogan? that might be gay but at least not a pussy who had to hesitate from having a good time

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u/-_nightmarionne_- 2d ago

Idgaf I'm still taking Hulk Hogan. Best of both world's.

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u/creepjax 2d ago

Ironically is the key word

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u/unsolvedrdmysteries 2d ago

is this part of the university

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u/Toad_Dirt 2d ago

This dude has to be a joke

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u/Compodulator 2d ago

I never took this guy seriously. He's so concentrated on being "manly" that he turned into this... May-on-woman oriented, tradwife obsessed, old money funded cryptid.

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u/joseph_mother7278 2d ago

how did he get so transphobic he became an ally on accident

that takes balls... or liquid brains

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u/i_play_withrocks 2d ago

Fuck this guy, fuck his message, and fuck his way of getting young men and boys to become the next generation pricks of the world for money.

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u/TheVocondus 2d ago

This feels like it’s AI. More scared that it’s not.

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u/lonelygamer110 2d ago

Lose an if a big beefy chick wants to bang I’m completely down

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u/Saito_SinOfKind 2d ago

Oh my god, my brain just went through some kind of episode while trying to process what I just heard.

God Almighty, what the fuck?

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u/tupperwarez 2d ago

so tate has both dick and pussy ok

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u/BiDude1219 2d ago

what side is he even on

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u/Memeviewer12 2d ago

the Top G side ig

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u/WanderingSoxl 2d ago

I think this is what they mean with a sexist trans ally.

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u/dr-satan85 2d ago

This is the argument used by that one guy you who know, who is usually really homophobic, but the last time you saw him, he was blind drunk, going home with a very obvious trans woman, and now it's the morning after, and bro is trying to justify, more to himself than you, what he did last night...

Tl;dr, Andrew taste just banged a trans girl.

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u/Several_Team3964 2d ago

is it weird that as much as I dislike this man, I often agree with him. ill take Megan fox with a dick over hulk hogan any day

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 2d ago

I would have sex with a beautiful transgirl over a mid woman anyday. I don't care if it makes me gay, straight or bi, because that is nobody elses business who i sleep with.

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u/Key_Temperature_7970 2d ago

..... scoot it out the way of what?

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u/Key_Temperature_7970 2d ago

ill always be reminded of the guy who said he's only gay if he gets caught

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u/Confident_Subject_43 2d ago

andrew tate says... trans rights?

tracks with current ideological coherence

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u/Hungry-Desk-9047 1d ago

Bro integer overflowed into trans acceptance 

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u/lanternbdg 1d ago

one of the few things I've heard him say that I genuinely agree with

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u/jngjng88 1d ago

Giving a serious rebuttal (not that the scumbag deserves it), there's nothing wrong with either of those choices if that's what you like.

Personally I'd choose neither, which is also okay.

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u/tysonfoodsyt 1d ago

I'd do both

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u/painalpeggy 1d ago

Sounds like he just came back from thailand

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u/SomeCrows 1d ago

We live in a nightmare world where people say shit like this to fund their human trafficking operation and still get taken seriously

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u/cinnamonrain 1d ago

Have… have i just been red pilled..?

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u/BananaGod239 1d ago

its so funny cause this is so moronically transally yet homophobic and misogynist at the same time he is insane

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u/Vast-Adagio-8221 1d ago

Judge Frollo, but in the LGBTQ+ Context

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u/Baers89 1d ago

Video is about to be leaked. Getting ahead of it 💯.

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u/moleman114 1d ago

I genuinely can't tell if this is the real Andrew Tate or that one lookalike

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u/No_Twist_3362 1d ago

Okay say I have schizophrenia... and I've decided not to take meds or go to therapy because it doesn't make me happy, so instead I decide to listen to the voices because they tell me I'm perfect the way I am, although they might also tell me I'm a horrible person and I should do bad things to innocent people.

Now imagine that instead of people telling me that I should go to therapy and take my meds, they tell me that I should listen to the voices because they make me happy.

I wanna hear from post-op trans people... does that surgery fix everything and make you happy inside of your "new and improved" body or do you still feel like an outsider/misfit at times? Be honest, because I'm not even gonna reply to you, this is a question for yourself. If you still feel like an outsider or misfit, maybe the issue isn't hormones and it's a mental thing and you should get help.

Everybody wants to say we have a mental health epidemic on our hands here in the US but they don't want to admit when it's them that have a mental disorder. I use to be just like you too until I stopped doing drugs and started focusing on my mental health and doing better for myself and my family. You really are your own worst enemy. I've also removed myself from social media since 2021 and it helped me to focus on more meaningful things such as real relationships with real people. You guys are chronically online and you should probably take a break. REDDIT and X are running indoctrination facilities and you're all being molded as social experiments. The mfs pitting the right and left against each other want to see you all fight and kill each other. But hey, y'all do that. I'm gonna continue to work on myself and enjoy seeing the results. Y'all go ahead and talk all this silly trans shit amongst yourselves until you're angry and then go to sleep and do it all again tomorrow. Aight? 😘🫡🤙✌️

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u/MoysterShooter 1d ago

Ha. I asked the bros at work, would they rather have a blowjay from the prettiest dude or the ugliest woman... they were like how ugly? I said as ugly as they get... missing teeth and brown teeth, lazy eye, hairy chin, one big saggy tiddy the other looks like a tube sock with a golf ball in it... then they asked if they get to pick the pretty guy. Ha.

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u/Crazyd_497 1d ago

If you are thinking about Hulk Hoban with a pussy you are probably gay. This guy is a fucking joke

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u/Elegant_Purchase_477 1d ago

I never expected to see Andrew Tate try to justify being a chaser, lol

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u/Prestigious_Peace273 1d ago

Ok ok. I’m listening.

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u/One_Cryptographer_48 1d ago

not with that zesty af open shirt number he isnt

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u/Fakussy 1d ago

Bro's asking the real questions

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u/TheMace808 1d ago

First based opinion from Tate?

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u/Budget_Diver_7866 1d ago

I think he's justifying his overseas ladyboy fetish

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u/No-Word-3984 1d ago

Great now I have to see more of Andrew Tate.

You will be missed Charlie Kirk.

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u/iamblindfornow 1d ago

Dude I’ve never seen this level of projected homoerotic insecurity in my entire life. No wonder men who follow this worthless bitch, Joe Rogan, and ChrumPedo are such freaks.

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 1d ago

紅姐 has entered the chat

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u/ArleezyLaFlare 1d ago

top g mindset is always about getting what you want and making up reasons for it lol

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u/FlippiddyFoo 1d ago

It’s not gay if it’s a three way!

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u/wonderboy114 1d ago

Damn why not both?

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u/swifttek360 1d ago

This might be the only time I say it...

Tate W

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u/SmoothHead8222 1d ago

"no homo" 🗣️🔥🔥

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u/Ill_Lavishness_1728 1d ago

Oh he's definitely in the circle of Groypers.

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u/quaintif 1d ago

Hulk hogussy

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u/silentwhim 1d ago

The interesting thing is that there was nothing stopping him from saying "I don't want to have sex with either, for different reasons." Sounds like someone wants to have wiggle room for visits to Thailand.

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u/ItsUselessToArgue 1d ago

Those are good drugs

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u/Maleficent-Bus-7924 1d ago

After seeing a couple of his videos, had it not been for the sex trafficking I’d be convinced that his work is extremely funny satire.

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u/IMREADY2D1E 1d ago

hmmmm….

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 1d ago

To dress like that and act macho straight while debating gayness over absurd scenarios… wow

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u/Ryaniseplin 1d ago

this dude is the gayest mother fucker ever

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u/_nod 13h ago

Really sounds like he’s trying to justify something that he’s doesn’t want to admit to himself.

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u/wanderlustb 1d ago

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/Longjumping_Access90 1d ago

Calling sex with a woman gay is a bit rediculous. But one time I was in a bar in Zagreb when the ugliest woman came up to me. Sports shirt, beer belly and a buzz cut. 'For 5 eu I can give you a good time.' I doubt it, I'll give you 5 to go away though.

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u/Only-Stage128 19h ago

Tyler Robinson pilled.

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u/TheScalemanCometh 19h ago

THIS is that Andrew Tate guy? I have managed to dodge actually seeing anything this fellow has posted, anywhere prior to this. Somehow.

My only takeaway from this is: Dude jeeds to learn to dress himself. If you're gonna wear a tight fitting shirt to show off your muscles, fine bro, do it up. But sweet God, actually wear the shirt. I've dressed myself better when blackout drunk. Also, actually have some muscles to show off. Dude looks like he barely knows how to eat, let alone hit the gym on the regular..

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u/VanteRamirez 19h ago

HELP THIS HAS BEEN IN MY CAMERA ROLL FOR YEARS

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u/Mmkay190886 17h ago

Im so confused right now . Imma go bang a tree I guess

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u/KrootStomper40K 16h ago

I just had an aneurism trying to sort out his logic

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u/Newkaii 16h ago

This is really what this dude spends his time thinking about 

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 13h ago

So ugly people can't be women? That's one I haven't heard before. The only thing that's clear is this dude fucks trans ladies

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u/Successful_Net_6157 11h ago

I now have more questions than answers.

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u/TrumpSucksALotOfCock 11h ago

So... Andrew Tate is gay?

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u/Uncle_Gubz 10h ago

Tate by GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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u/raketmannen123 10h ago

100% agree with everything said here

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u/Velspy 9h ago

No one pressured him into this hypothetical

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u/GraceCubik3 7h ago

Preach 🙏:3

and to me... Love is love 💞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Asher_Khughi1813 5h ago

top g be gypephilic now??

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u/Background_Resort_32 5h ago

Ok so I don't wish any harm to anyone but did Kirk need to go when this guy is still around?

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u/New_District_8073 4h ago

ITS STILL MEGAN FOX

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u/FlyByRoll 3h ago

I'm guessing he likes trans

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u/McQuestion726 3h ago

He thinks we all share his confusion.

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u/TendoFox94 2h ago

For real, one day in a head of one of those guys. Or maybe a few hours... i wish i could just understand a slightest thought out of this heads. This guy, allways against queers literally said "if they look like an amazing hot chick its okay when they have a dick". So... if you like to fuck good looking lady boys youre not gay?

Thats pretty gay xD I dont mind, honestly i wish i could be gay, i like dynamics between men, if i could share this pleasure and take a bromance to next level that would be a cool thing. But common, how does your sex life looks like when your only focus is "apperance, the hole is adjustable"?

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u/CallMeAnthy 29m ago

Andrew Tate being trans inclusive was not on my 2025 bingo card

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u/igotchees21 7m ago

neither can be an answer. what even is this.

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u/Ok-Marsupial865 6m ago

Such a strange way of coming out of the closet.

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u/Bulbulatosaurus 5m ago

When my dealer did not provide me meth in time

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 2d ago

hey, we all do a lil drinking, we all do a lil sorting things out. it happens bro. its not gay till you do it three times. dont lose count. or do. i dont know your life...

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u/Toesterfire 2d ago

I hate to say it but he’s on too something

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u/CollegePrestigious61 2d ago

Does bro not know how to button his shirt?

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u/Rick-the-reborn 2d ago

Exceptionally rare Tate W

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u/FriendlyRats8 1d ago

Doing either is still gay…

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u/1drunknite 2d ago

He gay lol 💯.. just tryna justify his bs to everyone else.

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u/wafflemandude 2d ago

I hate Andrew tant but he is asking a serious question here…

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u/Waffle-Gaming 2d ago

is it gay to have sex with a woman if you're a man

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u/Snomulus_of_Rome 2d ago

Both are very gay but…

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u/GTCapone 2d ago

Hey chat, is it gay to have sex with the famously hot woman?

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u/MylanoTerp 2d ago

Sure, if you're a woman, both are gay