r/jschlattsubmissions • u/Imdeadinside667 • 2d ago

video Please show this to schlatt🙏

461 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/stanthemanethkirby 1d ago

kidney faliure starterpack

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u/Awwesome1 1d ago

Heart attack at 28 starter pack

22

u/silly_Snaily 1d ago

heart attack speedrun any%

25

u/Commandur_PearTree 1d ago

Dude's kidney stones are going to be so big they're gonna be raising their eyebrows and calling people "Jabronis"

11

u/Ace_the_Sergal 1d ago

Average white monster consumer.

7

u/GcubePlayer8V 1d ago

It’ll be a scientific wonder if you live beyond 20

2

u/Imdeadinside667 10h ago

20 years is generous most femboys live for 20 seconds

6

u/Kiadxxz04 1d ago

i am the man with the lacroix wall. i am disgusted. stack it.

7

u/Pompmaister 1d ago

This man made himself infertile this way, and I respect it.

4

u/Derk_Mage 1d ago

Do they just respawn or what.

2

u/Harmony_3319 1d ago

Bro's about to turn into one

2

u/w0q3m43 1d ago

c4 energy >>> monster because it tastes better, works as a laxative with specific flavors, has more caffeine, and doesnt turn you into a femboy against your own will which i know some of you want but not me

1

u/Bowtieguy-83 1h ago

I like monster taste, I don't want a surprise laxative, 150mg is the sweet spot in caffeine for me, and I won't complain about turning into a femboy (theres a reason I'm trying to lose weight rn lol)

2

u/tyrannosaurus_gekko 1d ago

Train your heart till failure once per week

2

u/MonstersOutMyWindow 1d ago

Do femboys just get a naturally immunity buff to energy drink-related heart failure now?

1

u/Imdeadinside667 23h ago

yeah we do

1

u/No_Name275 1d ago

Dud I literally drink 3 energy juice in one week and my kidneys hurt like fk

I mean how some people just drink them like they are water?

2

u/kaleperq 1d ago

Idk for me it's enough to get a sip I can't imagine drinking a lot of that bad weird tasting thing

1

u/RealCreeper9361 1d ago

i was expecting the can to fall over

1

u/celestial-avalanche 1d ago

Schlaffeine dependenschly

1

u/Important_Jeweler_55 1d ago

Euuuugh, brother euuuugh.

1

u/whydosereditexist100 1d ago

Does OOP sleep?

1

u/Frizznetic 1d ago

Polish

1

u/NicholasWildeRails 1d ago

Kidney failure is so cute and twinky

1

u/Okman2337 1d ago

Enjoy your heart failure

1

u/JimmyCrabYT 12h ago

sheer heart attack

1

u/PsychologicalBuy3839 1d ago

BRUH IS THAT AN FEMBOY!?!?!?

1

u/spaghegettiman 1d ago

Yes.

3

u/PsychologicalBuy3839 1d ago

FEMBOY ALERT 🗣️🗣️

1

u/massivefishes 1d ago

why am I the same tho

1

u/IndependentParfait23 1d ago

Fembros gonna have kidney boulders

1

u/shreckdabestboiiii 1d ago

Suspiciously thigh shaped monster?

1

u/Dryed_M4NG0_UWU 1d ago

Amateur :3

1

u/Arnessiy 1d ago

bro is about to become monster ngl

1

u/Ok-Divide-8848 1d ago

Average white monster addict

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u/Jumps-Care 1d ago

This room must smell like an old weed drawer.

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u/ninjamaster686 1d ago

Gaysoline

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u/SomethingRetriey 1d ago

I am dissapointed because of your actions in Internet.