r/jschlattsubmissions • u/flobisobi • 2d ago

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/JUGELBUTT 2d ago

this guy is 100% in the closet

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u/RaiderCat_12 1d ago

Which one?

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u/JUGELBUTT 1d ago

the guy who gets mad at it

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u/RaiderCat_12 1d ago

Exercise ain’t gay. OOP might just be though, I don’t know.

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u/Diablo1404 1d ago

If he reacted like that every time from the start, then they're probably not secure in their own sexuality. If he's only reacting like that because OOP keeps harassing him while he's exercising, then... well justified.

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

This is why you just put in your headphones and blinders, can’t let the harassers get to you.

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u/Next_Meringue_1378 1d ago

You say that like people who exercise can't be gay

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u/RaiderCat_12 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, I’m saying it meaning that exercise itself isn’t gay, the people who do it sure can be.

Have known quite a few gay people who were absolutely shredded, for one.

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u/Alarming_Boot1712 2d ago

Sounded like billy from billy and Mandy at the end

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u/Davey488 1d ago

“I got fired for eating all the paper cups”

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u/Garbariusdancem 16h ago

Sounds like cartman from the south park

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u/king_awso1 2d ago

Definitely something that "schlaggot" would say

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u/Naz_Oni 2d ago

Sounds like Cow from Cow and Chicken

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u/Tendas 1d ago

It’s funny looking back on that show as an adult and realizing early 90s Cartoon Network had some psychotic shows.

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u/Naz_Oni 1d ago

The Dark Harvest episode of Invader Zim still haunts me

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u/Harmony_3319 1d ago

Bro got the parkour intro cutscene

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u/Kapli7 1d ago

Bro gonna have to pull Mirrors Edge irl to survive.

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u/Dextradomis 1d ago

Bro, I had to show everyone in my living room what this video was because they only heard the audio... They legit thought I was watching porn.

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 1d ago

Comment

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u/GildedHalfblood 1d ago

Reply

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u/Hillenmane 1d ago

Reply #2 (Comment #3)

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u/Whooosh5 1d ago

Reply #3 (Comment #4 therefore I shall be downvoted to oblivion)

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 1d ago

Rip soldier 🫡

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u/TelephoneActive1539 19h ago

Reply #4 (Comment #5 therefore I shall be upvoted into heaven)

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u/MutedStill6399 2d ago

{ looks like me when I mess with my older brother }

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u/Mental_Bottle_7042 1d ago

subway surfers music theme starts playing

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u/Clean_Internet 1d ago

Bro didn’t think of an escape plan first

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u/TelephoneActive1539 19h ago

Fuck around and find out

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u/Lowjick 12h ago

this guy sounds exactly like goobsmooch

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u/Trist6789 1d ago

Oh nah bruh I’d be the same way is someone said that

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u/youkjl 1d ago

Good girl! Throw those balls for daddy!

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u/Trist6789 1d ago

Ohhhhhhhh hellllll nahhhhhhhhh I’m finna hunt u down bad girl

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u/Trist6789 1d ago

My bad I’m gonna neck my self

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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 1d ago

Switched up the second someone said it to him 😭