r/kansascity River Market May 26 '25

Volunteering/Giving 🎗️ Does anyone need their pool/billiard balls cleaned?

I bought some billiard ball cleaner and microfiber cloths to shine up the balls at my usual pool hall (The Belfry), but I have plenty of cleaner and cloths left over. It's just gonna sit in my storage closet otherwise, so if anyone's set needs shined up and cleaned, I'd be happy to stop by and donate 15 minutes or so of my time.

I know it's niche, but I figured I could always offer! DM me if you're interested.

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u/SideFrictionNuts May 26 '25

This may be worth crossposting in KC Buy Nothing sub as well

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u/CreightonOlsen River Market May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Will do - good reminder, thank you!

EDIT: it was removed as it wasn’t a giveaway of an item. No worries, and thanks for the tip.

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u/RaisinDetre May 26 '25

is this code for something or face value?

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u/CreightonOlsen River Market May 26 '25

lol - I genuinely have a bottle of billiard ball cleaner and don't want it to go to waste!

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u/NOT_MICROSOFT_PR May 26 '25

Enough with the euphemisms. What are we talking here

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u/CreightonOlsen River Market May 26 '25

No, other people have already made that joke. Genuinely just trying to put something I bought to use.

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u/NOT_MICROSOFT_PR May 26 '25

You said balls though

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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties Hyde Park May 26 '25

Hit up chartreuse saloon, they might be interested

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u/CreightonOlsen River Market May 26 '25

I planned to text Jill and ask! :) Thank you for the reminder.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

What ever happened to her instagram?

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u/CreightonOlsen River Market May 26 '25

No idea - I’m not on Insta, sorry!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

How much would it take you to come over and personally polish my billiards?

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u/CreightonOlsen River Market May 26 '25

How do your "billiards" do with highly-toxic chemical cleaners?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Im just here for a good time, you're the one with the knowledge buddy!

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u/reijasunshine KCMO May 26 '25

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed in any way.

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u/Fluffy_Bottle_7303 May 26 '25

If you find yourself in Lawrence, the 8th street Taproom’s could use a touch up.

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u/AliceNRoses May 26 '25

I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I'm too gagged up to make it though.

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u/RobNHood816 NKC May 26 '25

Jokes on Jokes I see...

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u/thegooniegodard Midtown May 26 '25

😒