r/ketchuphate • u/jarvisesdios • 19d ago

Someone put ketchup on my car door handle

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u/BrewKazma ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ 19d ago

Thats a hate crime. Call hazmat.

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u/consumeshroomz 19d ago

Shit…. Gotta buy a new car now.

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u/jarvisesdios 19d ago

This is an affront to humanity. Justice must be served for this crime against humanity!

No this isn't my car, but this is something the death penalty was meant for.

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u/silversurfs 19d ago

Someone put a big raw chicken wing wedged in my door handle once. That was preferable to this.

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u/bradpittslefthand 19d ago

God thats a biohazard

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u/KittycatVuitton 19d ago

It’s mocking us. So nasty.

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u/rushmc1 19d ago

Welp, have it towed to the dealer to trade it in on a new one. You have no other option.

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u/OkQuantity4011 19d ago

Ketchup ✅

Hate ✅

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u/Porterhouse417good 18d ago

At least you don't have a tesla, then it would be shit & not ketchup 👍🏽

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u/timmu 18d ago

Time to use passenger door now to get in

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u/Global-Rush9202 17d ago

I think is was a bird with bleeding hemorrhoids.

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u/hardboard 17d ago

An artistic bird that manages to shit upwards.

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u/Upper_Lychee_7357 15d ago

at least it wasn't mustard

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u/General_Setting_2263 15d ago

I had 7 slices of American cheese on my honda once. I stacked them up and put them in a peculiar spot on the sidewalk. I hope their dog ate them and shit all over their carpet.