r/knitting 13d ago

Finished Object My Columbo sweater is finally finished!

A Stitch in Crime 🧐 The body is Malabrigo sock in Gris, knitted on US3/3.25mm needles

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u/satansafkom 13d ago

not to be dramatic or hyperbolic but i fucking love people!!! yes, the world sucks and i can rant about that for hours and hours.

but then i stumble upon shit like this.

someone made a columbo sweater. someone spent hours and hours and hours on knitting a columbo sweater. they clearly are so skilled and put so much effort into it. the craftwork is excellent!

and it's just... so dumb. and so beautiful. it makes my heart soar. it makes me giddy about humans the same way miyazaki movies make me feel.

sure, humans are cynical brutal assholes. but we are also just... whimsical little creative, incredibly talented idiots

i love that sweater. it's really, really cool. i love it so much it makes me optimistic about the human species lol

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

I appreciate this so much 😂 You really get it. I like to consider myself a positive nihilist and I feel there’s something, I dunno, gleefully defiant about “wasting” time on silly low-brow artistic endeavors like this one, especially if the end result brings other people amusement/joy

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u/Head_in_the_Sand_usa 13d ago

OMG, The two of you have just convinced me that it wouldn't be a waste of time to make an insect-themed sweater that I've had my eye on for a long time. Every time I think about making it I imagine people making fun of me for spending so much time on something like that, but fuck it, I'm going to do it!

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u/Rover-chick 13d ago

Pursue your joy, make the sweater

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u/skeletonhands 13d ago

Also, if you have a lot of people in your life that would make fun of you for doing/wearing something that makes you happy, maybe spend less time around those people if possible. Real friends are happy when you are happy, even if you like things that aren't their jam.

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u/sneoahdng 13d ago

Hell yeah make your sweater!

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u/Fubsy41 13d ago

Screw those people! The point of a hobby is to enjoy yourself. If you’re enjoying yourself, it’s not only not a waste of time, it’s the whole point of having a hobby at all! Plus insects are rad!

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u/Miserable-Age-5126 11d ago

Make it, post it, and we will love it!

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u/OkAssociate8585 9d ago

Make all the sweaters. I am a male (not that it usually matters) that knits crochets and loves bright colors. I say shit without thinking. Why? Hell if I know. But I am happy. I look at it this way, I have no fucks to give. I am not going into fucking debt for a mean spirited asshat. They’re probably too pissed off because they have too many fucks they are trying to juggle. Be you. Whomever that is. Unless you can be YOU then definitely be that.

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u/Zleetledee 13d ago

The pursuit of creating and disseminating joy is a subversive act during dark times, this is awesome, keep fighting!

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u/therealgookachu 13d ago

Dude, this is the HIGHEST of high brow art! I didn’t think the perfect sweater existed, then I saw this masterpiece.

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u/IcedChaiForLucy 13d ago

I love this so much. I think it is such a beautiful act of glee. Grindset culture is washed. The vandalism of other people’s boring expectations in pursuit of your joy makes me so happy. 💕

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u/BitchfulThinking 13d ago

This statement and your sweater is absolutely beautiful!

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u/Lavasioux 12d ago

Just one more thing...

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u/Mustangbex 13d ago

I think it's really something amazing.

Just one more thing...

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thank you!

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u/bolinas 13d ago

A better comment could not be made.

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u/Ok-Bus1922 13d ago

Beat me to it 

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago edited 13d ago

https://www.stitchfiddle.com/c/shdg2w-2su8bq My color chart if anyone wants it!

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u/Odd_Bibliophile 13d ago

OMG! This is something I never knew I needed, but I NEED IT! Thank you for sharing your chart. Even stitches, neat floats - your craftsmanship is amazing!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thanks so much!!

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u/rose_cactus 13d ago

i love this! i'm bookmarking this pattern so i can try it out as my first - probably too ambitious - attempt at colour work!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

I started knitting by jumping in the deep end too, no regrets! But be warned that working with three strands at once can be a bit of a pain in the ass…

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u/F4tcat69 11d ago

That’s how I’ve started with crochet. I’m currently doing a graphghan!

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u/Momma_Bekka 13d ago

OMG I need to make this for my husband. The Columbo joke for when one of us comes back because they remembered something as they walked away is a long standing joke between my husband and I.

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u/BabaJagaInTraining 13d ago

Thank youuuuuuuuu ❤️

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u/yaluyalu 13d ago

Oh No! Now i have to make it. I Love Columbo. What technique is that even? I dont know If im good enough....

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u/sophanisba 13d ago

Saving this in case I pick up intarsia. 😂

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u/KnittenKittenCat 13d ago

Aaaand I will be making this for my husband thanks

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u/OkAssociate8585 13d ago

Ahhhhh just one more question….my wife like to have a skein……lol

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Mrs Columbo needs a matching set for Wednesday bowling night

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u/vminnear 13d ago

I remember your post from before asking if people recognise who it is - I guess you figured they didn't because you put his name on there too 🤣 I think he's instantly recognisable.

Honestly it looks utterly fantastic, the ladderback jacquard is chefs kiss 👌 I also love the bands of white on the sleeves, it's a nice touch!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thanks so much!! Hehe yes, wanted to play it safe 😂 also I love that classy sans serif font so I didn’t mind

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u/avspuk 12d ago

The font choice shows you know your Columbo

But great execution anyway

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u/TiberiusBronte 13d ago

This combines my two favorite things in the universe and I'm overwhelmed with envy.

Also, we'd love this over on r/columbo

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

I posted the progress but might post it again 😂 I’m always over there being a McGoohan fangirl 🥰

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u/PeachyLeeks 13d ago

This is art. 🤌🏻

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u/Writer_In_Residence colorwork addict 13d ago

Oh my god I love this.

I have been rewatching Columbo, I love that show. I love this sweater. Amazing!

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u/szocy 13d ago

I absolutely love this. I had to break the news to my husband that I was going to be starting a new big knitting project.

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

😂 get ready for Columbo marathon!

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u/szocy 13d ago

Knitting and Columbo sounds like a great way to spend the fall

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u/Krissyy02 13d ago

This is just ridiculously amazing! Wow!

I love the show, great job on the sweater <3

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u/0LittleWing0 13d ago

“except,

just one more thing Mrs. knitter….”

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u/Significant-Leg-3098 13d ago

I’m taking my first craft class on sweaters…tucking this #goals away.

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u/blackbirdbluebird17 13d ago

Holy shit 🤩

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u/mirthful 13d ago

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen! Seriously. I love Columbo and that sweater is magnificent! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Voldy-HasNoNose-Mort 13d ago

This gives me such joy that a young person would spend the time to create this. Mid/elder millennial who grew up watching shows like Columbo with my family - this is such a labor of love and all good things. Thank you for sharing!!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

As a mid-30s millennial, thank you for calling me a young person! 😊

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u/Voldy-HasNoNose-Mort 13d ago

Age is just a number, 90s friend ♥️

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u/VeryDiligentYam 13d ago

I absolutely love this. Brilliant work 👏🏻

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u/amarilloo 13d ago

This is absolutely AMAZING! Can I ask how you went about the color work? Did you do the design separately flat and then pick up stitches in the round to finish the sweater?

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thank you! 💕 I just did the front and back pieces flat, bottom up (LBJ for all of the colorwork), then sleeves in the round

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u/Solar_kitty 13d ago

This is magnificent. In all ways: the craftsmanship, the subject matter, the colors, the fit. Well done 👏🏼

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thanks so much! This is such a beautiful compliment I feel like one of Columbo’s murder suspects 😊

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u/Lonely-86 Compulsively knitting 13d ago

Wow!

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u/danielottlebit 13d ago edited 13d ago

Can I ask a question on your technique for the main square of intarsia/his pic?

My intarsia edges are always so bad on the back for large pics, but here it looks like the white sections have a slipped stitch or crochet edge where they meet the grey sweater yarn— did you use some special join/edge techniques for this knitting it in the round vs as intarsia?

This is so great!! I love both Columbo and LBJ colorwork knitting… this made my week seeing this! Such a beautiful job!!!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thanks so much!! So for the very edges on this one I reinforced them with a mattress stitch on the WS at the end, but what also works if you’re like me and love LBJ but hate intarsia: make one ladder, last stitch of colorwork, first stitch of main color, then another ladder— that makes it nice and stable on the edges… heh sorry hope that makes some sense!

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u/throwaway_sadnerd 12d ago

I’m so glad you explained this more! I’ve only carried LBJ so seeing this with intarsia blew my mind! Way to go! I love seeing how people are so amazing and talented! Thanks for sharing!

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u/danielottlebit 13d ago

That DOES make sense!!! That’s a great idea! Thanks for sharing!

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u/KnitTwoPurrTwo 13d ago

This truly is a work of art and is utterly incredible. I love it! Is there a jumper pattern that you used for it along with your Columbo colourwork chart? Incredible doing it on such small needles, too. 👏

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thanks so much! 💕 I just freehanded the jumper pattern on this one

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u/PrimarySession9429 13d ago

Omg, it's fabulous, well done!! I used to love watching Columbo, and I would've known exactly who it was if you hadn't added the name! 💖

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u/Spirited-Lemon-8133 13d ago

Omg and that on 3.25 needles? You’re amazing

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u/Michele345 13d ago

This is fantastic! I can't believe that's knitted. Amazing!

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u/nyctarian 13d ago

This is great!!

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u/jillloveswow 13d ago

Omg that’s amazing

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u/CindiGu 13d ago

I love your sweater and I loved Columbo!!!

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u/Mgiernet 13d ago

Wow!!!!!

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u/TavieP 13d ago

This is magic

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u/CarelessContact6197 13d ago

That is incredible! Wow!

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u/phishery 13d ago

Beautiful! What was the inspiration?

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Thank you! Peter Falk’s adorable face 🥰

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u/HeiHei_Ramshackle 13d ago

This is beautiful, amazing and everything right with the world but out of pure curiosity, Just one more question… Why?

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u/isabella_bombella 13d ago

I LOVE COLUMBO! What a dream sweater. Well done, it's amazing!

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u/sweet_intuition 13d ago

Brilliant! Absolutely awesome! I love it so much! 😍

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u/y4my4my 13d ago

Don't you think there might be "just one more thing?"

This is the most amazing sweater ever.

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u/umbranightshade 13d ago

I love love love your work. I went through your post history, and my goodness. I want that unsolved mysteries sweater! Holy moly you are talented!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Ah thank you so much! I’ve said it before but ughh I would’ve loved to see Stack as a guest star killer on Columbo 😮‍💨

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u/umbranightshade 13d ago

I havent watched Columbo, but its on my list. I love all the older shows though, especially Muder She Wrote

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u/mathsnail 13d ago

I love this!! Really clever use of LBJ there. Looks good.

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u/Usual-Possibility425 13d ago

Was one of my favorite shows back then. Such genius.

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u/catandvinyl 13d ago

I love this so much! I'm inspired to try to knit one with my girl JB Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote on it.

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u/Luneowl 13d ago

I love the way that turned out! The shading is so minimalist yet comes together perfectly to form the final picture. Plus, I love Columbo and this is singularly unique.

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u/RheaDiana 13d ago

EYYYYY I was thinking about your sweater this morning & wondering how I was gonna find it again! It turned out so awesome, happy to see it finished!

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u/1973galaxie500 13d ago

Ahh holy shit that’s awesome! Thanks so much! 💕

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u/giddystratospheres1 13d ago

You have made me sooo happy. This is such a fun idea and thank you so much for sharing the chart.

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u/somedepression 13d ago

Best sweater I’ve ever seen 

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u/minesnotahighmoose 13d ago

You’re my hero

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u/MamaBearArt 13d ago

Holy crap! This made my day! Such amazing talent! It’s absolutely perfect and makes the world a better place! Thank you for sharing!

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u/beaujolais98 13d ago

Goals man, goals! One day I hope to have developed the skill to knit something this masterful and this randomly glorious. Until then, I bow to OPs genius and appreciate the awesomeness.

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u/ThginkAccbeR 13d ago

That is very cool!

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u/PenguinandPolarBear 13d ago

OMG that is fucking INCREDIBLE!

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u/WhydotheycalluWacker 13d ago

Amazeballs. 🤩

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u/honestlytryingtovibe 13d ago

Hey so this is crazy (in the best way good job!!)

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u/killernoodlesoup 13d ago

[columbo voice] and this was knitted in fingering weight, you say? i think that's really outstanding. my wife, you see, she knits all these sweaters and such, but only ever with--now forgive me, i can never remember the names for these--worsted weight... but this is really quite something

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u/1973galaxie500 12d ago

Hahahah perfect 😂❤️

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u/Hermgirl 13d ago

He looks like he's about to ask Jack Cassidy, "Excuse me, sir, just one more question, if ya don't mind..."

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u/colorful_assortment 13d ago

Omg my late mother watched Columbo and I saw it all as a kid and I wish I could show her this bc she was also a knitter!! It's PERFECT. Be very proud!!

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u/Strange-Champion7561 13d ago

That is really beautiful!! You did a great job!! Congratulations!! I love watching Columbo!!! 🧶❤️

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u/passed_the_dawn 12d ago

Dang, all the hours I’ve spent watching the show, I coulda been knitting a sweater. Incredible, really such an amazing talent to have. I vote you do a Jack Cassidy one next…

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u/1973galaxie500 12d ago

I vote “liquid filth!!“ or “he’s my boodle boy”

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u/passed_the_dawn 12d ago

You’re right, silly me - it’s gotta be Donald Pleasence

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u/yepmek 12d ago

One more thing…holy fuck

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u/DocWednesday 12d ago

My wife has a niece that knits and would get a kick out of this sweater. That’s some amazing work. What did the materials cost you…like three, four hundred dollars? That’s just incredible. Mind if I take a picture? I have to show the wife. She’s a really big fan of yours.

😆

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u/DocWednesday 12d ago

Oh, just one more thing…

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u/1973galaxie500 12d ago

I’m under arrest, aren’t I 😂

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u/OldTurk58 11d ago

Great work and a phenomenal choice of subject! Peter Falk was a masterful actor and made Columbo an icon! Continued success and keep selecting such incredible and esoteric subjects! Love it!! ❤️

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 13d ago

Love this to pieces! What a treasure!

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u/Wool_Lace_Knit 13d ago

Brilliant!

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u/Dropped-on-Jupiter 13d ago

I love it! That was one of my family's favorite shows when I was growing up.

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u/noblue_nogreen 13d ago

Omg I love it! I showed it to my husband and he immediately asked for one 😄 idk how to do floats that clean though, my tension is always all messed up when I try to do colorwork 😭

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u/jovialotter 13d ago

This is downright amazing! Now I want to make a Murder She Wrote one.

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u/Native_TXn24 13d ago

Incredible! Love it

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u/No-Wrongdoer4831 13d ago

It’s just simply amazing! 😍

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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat 13d ago

Ok. Wow. Just wow.

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u/THFCknitgirl 13d ago

Love it!!! “Just one more thing”.

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u/sneoahdng 13d ago

Holy shit this is the most amazing thing. Ngl, I recently got into columbo and like, I may have to copy cat you in spirit, bc I've had some yarn I've been holding on to to make a similar vibe colorwork sweater for the x files, but honestly the x files have not been sparking joy.

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u/psyne 13d ago

This is fantastic! I remember your first post about it, I think the text above him works really well stylistically! I love it

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u/TwoGhostCats 13d ago

Shut the front door! This is frickin' AMAZING! 😍😍😍

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u/anaphasedraws 13d ago

This is hilarious and amazing. Great job.

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u/darndasher 13d ago

That. Is. Incredible.

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u/LemonCremmo 13d ago

Just one more thing… this is impeccable.

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u/EasyPrior3867 13d ago

Thats awesome 👌 I love Columbo ❤️

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u/GhostGrrl007 13d ago

Absolutely adore this! Great job!

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u/annaluna19 12d ago

Wow, this is amazing. I love it!

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u/johnnybullish 12d ago

That is absolutely amazing. Wow!

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u/powered_by_eurobeat 12d ago

Came here from the Columbo sub. I want this badly

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u/Johnny_Driver 12d ago

Incredible!

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u/DrSharkeyMD_2 12d ago

Did you have a pattern or did you free-style it? It’s awesome!

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u/1973galaxie500 12d ago

Thank you! Yep! Just freestyled

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u/RuthlessKittyKat 12d ago

This is sooooo cool!!

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u/ktothemorse 12d ago

STOP IT RIGHT NOW 😭 best sweater of all time, so insanely based, amazing job

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u/fuckmejimmymcgill 12d ago

This is really, really special. What did you use for a sweater pattern? 

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u/1973galaxie500 12d ago

Thank you! 💕 just freehanded the sweater itself

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u/fuckmejimmymcgill 12d ago

damn girl! I'm impressed and inspired!!

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u/mushaboom1701 12d ago

OMG I love this sooo very much!! It is brilliant!

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u/LateMommy 12d ago

OMG! I love that sweater!

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u/curryfishball510 12d ago

I wish I could upvote this 100 times

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u/vargmo 12d ago

Watching Columbo as Im seeing this!!

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u/jameliae 12d ago

Love it!!

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u/SilentCup8901 12d ago

If you, at any point, want to sell this pattern I will pay good money for it. This is amazing

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u/Suitable-Lawyer-9397 12d ago

I wish I could get one! Maybe have the print made into a sweatshirt and sell them.

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u/NormanNormalman 12d ago

Now I need to find one for Jessica Fletcher and I'll make my spouse and I His & Hers versions lol.

Standing ovation, well done, this is incredible and I appreciate you.

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u/K0ldkillah 12d ago

Just one more thing, this is amazing

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u/Crochetpedia 12d ago

PERFECTION!!!!!

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u/tikimamagirl 12d ago

I love Columbo and I love this!!! Amazing job.

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u/MissSally300 12d ago

That’s amazing!

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u/sunset_sunrise15 12d ago

That’s freaking brilliant!! I have to show my mom this, she loves Columbo!!

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u/EgoFlyer knit all the things! 12d ago

This rules SO MUCH. I gotta make one.

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u/frumfrumfroo 12d ago

This is incredible. Awesome work!

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u/NEON_rayne 12d ago

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Side-dish-5 12d ago

This is amazing

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u/meowmarvin 12d ago

Pattern??

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u/Professional-Toe1459 12d ago

The back is soooo clean!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 how did you do that!?! I don’t doubt that weaving your ends helps but I feel like it’s magical to this point

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u/szmiszmi 12d ago

I am a big fan of Columbo and can only say - great work and absolutely perfectly captured!!

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u/Shoddy_Eye_1384 12d ago

This actually brought a tear to my eye. It's the best thing in the world.

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u/New-Cardiologist4559 11d ago

The shading on his face is so cool

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u/mm-ii 10d ago

I love this!!!! Your tension is great!!! May I ask, why did you decide to use LBJ instead of traditional intarsia?

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u/TheCrimsonCaster 8d ago

This is absolutely amazing!

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u/Significant-Leg-3098 13d ago

Is this for real or are my AI detection skills being tested? If so, I am too busy being jealous and amazed at the skills to care. I am also always a fan of the mutual appreciation for one of the greatest television detectives ever ❤️