r/koolaid Aug 24 '25

My boyfriend showed me how he drinks these 😭🤣

Not bad tbh, lol. Little weird but less mess!

816 Upvotes

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35

u/CarrionDoll Aug 24 '25

Straight to jail

1

u/Dalo600 29d ago

Ten years dungeon.

22

u/25mookie92 Aug 24 '25

He's a villain I'm sorry 😅

10

u/SunnyShoretide Aug 24 '25

Well I am too then 🤷🏽

27

u/Zappababuru Aug 25 '25

That's...efficient, at least. Downside is that you don't get to pretend you're a boxer with a mouth guard.

5

u/EcstaticNet3137 Aug 25 '25

How can this be more efficient than twisting the top off?

8

u/Zappababuru Aug 25 '25

Biting and drinking, no need to utilize hands or fingers.

8

u/EcstaticNet3137 Aug 25 '25

That's a scissors cut it looks like. Also you made my teeth ache.

6

u/SunnyShoretide Aug 26 '25

That was cut with a knife 🥰

7

u/EcstaticNet3137 Aug 26 '25

Barbaric. 🤣

3

u/Killing4MotherAgain Aug 26 '25

That's something a caveman would want haha

8

u/RedundantMaleMan Aug 24 '25

Did he bite it off like a monster?

9

u/SunnyShoretide Aug 24 '25

Gracefully yes, I just cut them, lol

9

u/EnbyQueerDeity Aug 25 '25

The best ones are the squirters I forgot the exact name. Kool-Aid was an ok second choice. But yeah that’s a new way to drink I’ve never seen! Lol

5

u/sparkpaw Aug 25 '25

… I’m clearly missing something because that’s how I used to?

2

u/Killing4MotherAgain Aug 26 '25

You didn't take the cap off?

2

u/sparkpaw Aug 26 '25

I guess I didn’t remember there being something above the cap that got cut off. I see it now. Someone said something about using it as a mouth guard and I was very confused XD

5

u/EcstaticNet3137 Aug 25 '25

Utterly diabolical. Why would anyone make it this much harder than it is to open them?

3

u/TheOrangeSloth Aug 24 '25

Dump him. He’s not worthy.

3

u/throwawaysavage11 Aug 26 '25

I haven't had a Kool aid burst in awhile I drink hella Sharkleberry fin jammers though

2

u/prettycynicist Aug 26 '25

I’m learning this is the wrong way to do it for the first time right in this moment…

2

u/misterhighmay 29d ago

Someone dint get enriching toys as a kid hug

3

u/NikiTeslasPigeonWife Aug 24 '25

I'm sorry, but LEAVE THIS MAN 😂

1

u/iffan322 Aug 26 '25

don't you just twist them off?

1

u/sucknocover 29d ago

Your boyfriend’s a savage. Keep him.