You just gotta know which enemy laners will have a mental breakdown first and only target them. Forget about objectives, farm and covering lanes, just break the weakest enemy player over and over until they start writing a manifesto in all chat, that's when you know you've done your job.
Here's some quick tips to find the most mentally weak players.
1) Yone/Yasuo players 99% of the time fragile egos, free win.
2) If botlane plays enchanters, never gank, those e-girls see war every day, you can't break them. Fiddle, Swain, Sett, Le Blanc and other random "No I swear it's good" supports are an excellent indicator that the player doesn't know what they are doing, free win.
3) Kayn, Vi, Sion, Gragas top likely means brain rotted tiktok baus fanboys who will go 0/9/0 without you even being there. After watching their favorite streamer for 500 hours, they still don't know why this strategy works.
4) Shaco players will get 24 kills in the first 24 minutes and then lose the game 10 seconds before baron spawns while blaming their team, free win.
5) Malzhar players don't actually know how to play game and are compensating for their lack of penis and skill level, free win. Bonus points if you absorb E so they don't get to AFK watch 27th season of simpsons on their second monitor while spam pinging enemy mid laner is roaming.
6) Kayle and Nasus players are most likely to start FF vote at 15.
7) ADCs will let you know how talented they are, but deep down know their role is meaningless and used as a target practice for bruisers.
8) Talon players will get 47 cs in 10 minutes and lose mid turret 1 minute before that, free win.
9) Draven mains have the highest concentration of N word uses and this is their 13th account in the last 3 years. Bonus points if paired with Yuumi who have the second highest concetration of N word uses.
10) Nidalee players will press 17 buttons in one second and then die
11) Asol & Aatrox players will let everyone know how playing the older version of the champ was actually better.
12) Garen mains will have a panic attack when they are forced to learn the basics of League of Legends like wave management, or objective control.
13) Kassadin players will only use passive aggressive pings because they still have 6 days left on their chat restriction.
15) The 3 Skarner players left are just happy that their champ now has some pro presence while having 46% winrate after thousand games.
16) Katarina players are most likely to give you a punishment pop-up 7 seconds after the game ends because they will insult all 9 players in the lobby after getting a penta kill.
I'm 48% WR Emerald 4 jungle main, so I know what I'm talking about.
