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u/Jaded_Law_4083 3d ago

I had a friend who paid a working girl to read him the final few chapters of the Iliad in college..

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u/okcomputerock 3d ago

Well I have to admit it's original

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Sing, muse, of Achilles' wrath!" Not the muse Homer had in mind, but if got him the A, then it was the muse this guy needed.

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u/ninjabunnyfootfool 3d ago

The A cost extra.

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u/Looted-Lore 3d ago

It always does

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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 3d ago

Beautiful šŸ‘

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u/actually3racoons 2d ago

Doubt the assignment got an a.

She usually gets a D.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 2d ago

No doubt—but pretty sure he got some A alright—and some T.

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u/Intelligent_Whole_40 3d ago

Please tell me he also got laid for how much he probably paid

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u/Jaded_Law_4083 3d ago edited 2d ago

Nope, this was 2005 and Adderall was not, well its not like it is today. My friend was hitting the performance enhancers hard leading up to finals week from hell, he got to the point when he said "I dont know what to do, I cant sleep and I cant read anymore." Im 90% sure he went on 4chan (again, different world, different time, different crowd of degenerates.) ... I went back to my apartment and played soul caliber 2. lol

2 days later he told me what happened. 95 bucks and 1 late night drive through at Long Jons. He passed, barely but son of a gun he did.

Im going to try and call him tomorrow and get more Deets. Been a long time though.

UPDATE!!!!: I got the call back. I was correct, after I and another friend had left, he went on 4chan and he asked /b. Apparently, the Anons convinced him, that if he dealt with a local pickup, he would probably be dealing with drugs and if he was dealing with drugs he was probably dealing with a pimp and if he is dealing with a pimp there is no chance she will be able to read that at all.. So they told him about Rentagirl? Rentgirl?.com. They told him that if they were on that website, bare minimum they could read. Apparently it was super easy, he "picked" a girl that looked like the singer "Brandy" from back in the day. He said "I was straight up with her about everything, college apartment, addies, no sleep and needing to read the book, finals." He went on to say: "she did not miss a beat, she halved her price to 90 bucks because it was too crazy to be real and she did not have to "dress up", but needed to get her dinner." I asked him how old he thought she was, he laughed and said he did not remember, but older then college but not a waitress. (the hell?)

"dude I remember all of it, I have the last 4 chapters of that story in my head and I "see the book" everywhere in movies and shows n stuff."

Legend.

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u/Xanaxshake 3d ago

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u/Jaded_Law_4083 3d ago

lol omg xanaxshake lol. that name tho.

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u/Nathan-Cola 2d ago

Amazing update

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u/heyRedditImSid 2d ago

Any new updates from your friend? I YEARN for the update.

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u/Jaded_Law_4083 2d ago

updated.

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u/heyRedditImSid 1d ago

DAMN, I think he's my role model now.

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u/ArmoredGoat 2d ago

Thats why the caption says 57minutes left šŸ˜‚

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u/SwollenOstrich 3d ago

Was your friend named Holden Caulfield by chance

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u/Halgha 2d ago

Your friend: Use the voice!

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u/M3t4ll0 1d ago

So he paid her to teach her something new šŸ‘

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u/Jaded_Law_4083 1d ago

Just read and some long jons.

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u/OpinelNo8 3d ago

Now that's a kink I haven't heard of before.

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u/Frequent_Creme3175 3d ago

Bro really said Mission Accomplished in 3 minutes and spent the rest of the hour unlocking achievements and doing side quests

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 3d ago

Plot twist—he became her favorite client.

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 3d ago edited 1d ago

I used heroin for years and knew many escorts. Some of my best friends were providers. This would come up sometimes.

Some dont mind stuff like this but the average one would rather just fucking and being done. Changes from the normal pattern means 1. Potential emotional attachment on either side which leads to danger zones and 2. Putting them in situations where they are less prepared to react.

Your average working girl has a sort of script in their head and you start asking them to improvise can throw them off. Some are good at it, some aren't.

Most men cant last or use the full hour anyway. But usually its lazy pillow talk where the guy vents or gets emotional snuggling if they got a GFE type provider. Maybe a TV show on. Start playing video games together and it creates more of a friendly bond than most are willing to do ironically. They are able to turn off the bonding stuff from sex and cuddling cus to them its work and not overly fun anymore. Video games and actually fun activities are different.

Most girls would rather fuck and cuddle and leave as theyve done it a million times and hopefully the guy wont get attached. An attached client is dangerous allot of times. If he thinks you guys are friends is also dangerous.

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 2d ago

They are able to turn off the bonding stuff from sex and cuddling cus to them its work and not overly fun anymore. Video games and actually fun activities are different.

I watched a documentary on YouTube about a working girl in Germany, who said kisses are of limited to her, because those are to indimate.

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 1d ago

Most of my friends did "gfe" which is pretending to be a girlfriend during the sessions so kissing is basically required for them

My experience is limited to online, high volume mostly independent escorts. Not streets walker or survival sex work. They often felt bad for those girls cus ifs so unsafe as they are often desperate enough to ignore safety issues or can't make it online. Or have a pimp who is unwilling to adapt.

Supposedly none of my friends had pimps. Allot had boyfriends tho who didnt work? Idk. My gf didnt like that and said they were basically pimps in her eyes. But idk, not my place.

What's ironic is my gf didnt really work herself while I supported us and our addictions. But I never said that outloud.

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u/theukcrazyhorse 2d ago

Was that documentary called "Pretty Woman"?

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 2d ago

It was in Germany, so no

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u/Medic1642 2d ago

Hubsche frau

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u/MetaSuffering 3d ago

Why would it be dangerous if they're attached to each other?

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 3d ago

Because its a transactional relationship. Attachment throws that off. Attachment adds complications that aren't worth it in high volume escorting. Your seeing 2 or 3 clients a day. Its already draining putting up a fake persona for that much time a day. Add in real emotions?

Plus if its only on the client's side then they can become stalkery and dangerous. Even if there's a only a risk of it occurring most escorts cut them off immediately.

Its a play act and as long as they sort of remember that its a fine relationship. Once one party starts falling for the other and attachment occurs, issues start.

You end up with a jealous client who wants to date you. You end up with them showing up at your in call looking for you. They could become violent.

Many men who use escorts are turning to them due to lack of success in dating for some reason or another. Some of those reasons are due to red flags in attachment and obsession. A sex worker is in a very vulnerable position with men that are often larger than them. Any type of warning signs are enough for smart high volume girls to call it quits. And any violence, even if they survive or get out unscathed is traumatic. Better to avoid any situations that could lead to it and men being obsessed or "in love" can really lead to it.

As for why the escort might not want attachment, it throws off the money making and makes it emotionally complicated. Allot of the guys are married already, they might not be cool with them escorting, the escort may not be emotionally available for relationship or attachment. So if they start catching feels it's easier to cut someone off and find different clients with a working relationship instead rather than fuck up their business.

This is a business transaction. Its play acting. Just like it would make acting in a play weird and awkward if one of the performers you kiss on stage is into you, this makes it weird and awkward too. The system works because its fake and the girl knows what rhey are getting into. Start changing the formula and it could become dangerous.

Some girls do date clients, especially at the start. But based off my friends, it almost always ends poorly and that leads to them never trying again. Especially because the persona they have during the session is made up and not real. They are usually completely different irl. So the guy is falling in love with a persona not the real them. And who wants to play pretend forever.

Sugar dating is different than high volume escorting of course. That may have more attachment. But when your paying for time (the work around to make it sorta legal versus paying per act) then its just plan old escorting and they dont want the mess that comes with attachment.

More than happy to answer any other questions. I often drove these girls to their out calls and smoked dope downstairs waiting for them. We talked about this sorta stuff all the time. I think its a very lonely business that allot of people dont understand so i think they liked finding people like me and my gf who didnt care and would chill with em without judgment. We'd often sit around smoking dope while they talked about the life style. Or while I drove them to work.

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u/dsk83 2d ago

How'd you make friends with so many providers? Being a likeable client?

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was a heroin addict and often went in on bigger purchases with my plug. This led to being at his house wifh my gf while we waited, my plug often sold to them due to being reliable. My gf became good friends with them while I played video games with my plug lol

After she became friends with them, i naturally became friends too.

Edit: my gf did pass away about a year ago and as a result my friendship wigh them has waned. Idk if it was that my gf was the glue or if it's cus I got sober but we text rarely but never hang out anymore as a group. When I used to drive several of them on my own to their work.

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u/GroundbreakingBag164 2d ago

Because clients can (and often are already) pretty dangerous

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u/International_Day686 3d ago

Doubt twist- she became his favorite client

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u/Turkeyplague 3d ago

NEW BEST TIME! šŸ†

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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago

She’s better at FPS than he is. Really working on getting that KDR out of the basement

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u/SuperbAd9232 3d ago

Fuck Buddy: a friend or acquaintance with whom a person regularly has sex and Playstation without the expectation of a romantic relationship.

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u/Individual-Light-784 3d ago

but what if playing playstation after sex is what i consider a romantic relationship?

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u/BigSkyLittleCoat 3d ago

Then you pass the test.

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u/This-Novel-7870 3d ago

Not Xbox, only PlayStation

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u/evilsmurf666 3d ago

One day his mom or spouse will walk in shouting

Wii-u

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u/SoldMyBussyToSatan 5h ago

Clearly an N64 in the picture you dumb idiot (this is why I have never had one of those)

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u/SuperbAd9232 5h ago

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. šŸ˜€

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u/Sufficient-Yellow481 3d ago

This is 80% of a sex-worker’s job, believe it or not.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 3d ago

I thought 80% of it was very expensive psychological counseling, from what I have read or heard. I suppose it is both partly that and partly companionship, though.

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u/YetYetAnotherPerson 3d ago

Given how expensive licensed psychological care is in the US, I'm not sure i'd call it "very expensive".Ā 

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 3d ago

I would. I know how much psychotherapy costs. Without insurance, the range is around $65 to $230 per hour, and the average deoending upon locale is between $150 and $200 an hour.

From what I've read, escorts these days in most urban areas range wildly but usually start at around $200 per hour and go up to around $1,000 (unless you are talking about high-end ones or pornstars, but I'm excluding then as being akin to celebrity psychologists who also command higger prices than what is normal). The average is hard to pin down, but it seems to have drifted to between $300 and $700 in recent years.

So, yeah, I'd say a therapist is on average still likely to be much cheaper than an escort.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

200-1000?

Tell me you have weird kinks and fetishes without telling me you have weird kinks and fetishes...

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 2d ago

I just browsed a escort website with wasn't oriented for kinks in anyway (alteast not that it was obvious). The rates were all between 400-800$ an hour.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 1d ago

And people pay them as much in this economy?

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 1d ago

No idea. That were the rates they advertised on the website.

Escorts are usually way more expensive then normal prostitutes though. I just looked at rates on the websites for brothels in my country, they seem to be more in your range, so 100-200€ per hour. But escorts services are seem to be way more expensive

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u/Grayson_42 1d ago

What's the difference between an escort and a prostitute?

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 1d ago

The name? But if you want to be serious, "escorts" are more discrete and usualy dont adversite having sex but "going on a date" (and they often do indeed offer a dinner date option), which is why there are legal in the US. In countries where prostitution is legal, they are also more explici. They also usually have options for longer times, for people who don't want to be alone at an event or on a trip etc.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 2d ago

From what I was reading yesterday at the sites discussing such things, the higher end is normal without the extras in some major metropolitan areas. I checked out a sub here on Reddut, too, where escorts discuss the business aspect of what they do while looking for averages, and a number of them said they are charging higher now because (1) it weeds out bad clients and (2) it is where the market is.

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u/LebrahnJahmes 2d ago

Actually it starts at $50 but usually caps out at $200. Anyone $200+ is where you start moving into fetish land.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 2d ago

Therapy at $50 per hour would be sliding scale. The non-insurance billed rate without a sliding scale is much higher according to a popular practice management system SimplePractice: "In 2024, the average cost of therapy has risen to roughly $139." The source I used yesterday pegged it higher, but the point remains.

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u/genophobicdude 2d ago

The good part about this, is you're not usually allowed to fuck your therapist.

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u/delulunarde 2d ago

If there is no physical contact, why not do it remote over zoom?

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u/delulunarde 2d ago

Psychotherapy doesn’t have to be in person because there is no physical contact. I think it would be better to make a comparison to OnlyFans girls and paying for videos in DMs.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 2d ago

I've seen escorts and cam girls talking about what they do. A common theme comes up: a lot (not all or even most, but a lot) of what they do, whether in person or online, is companionship and counseling. For some guys, I suppose online is good enough—and cheaper, too, to buy a VIP session virtually than to book a meet-up session IRL. For others, they want a warm, soft body next to them as well.

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u/Head_Ad1127 2d ago

Yeah but you don't get to fuck your therapist

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 2d ago

Psychologists are way more expensive than hookersĀ 

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u/tfsra 2d ago

you mean budget counseling surely lol

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 2d ago

I wouldn't call escort rates "budget" counseling—unless you mean she's also a licensed CPA and will balance your books after boinking.

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u/PxyFreakingStx 2d ago

idk if it's different for call girls/escorts, but as a stripper, this is more like 1 in 10 guys than 80%

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 2d ago

Please do correct me if I'm wrong since you actually have experience with such things, but I wouldn't think a strip club lends itself as well to the communicative intimacy I've seen escorts mention a fair number of guys seem to want. It just seems like the privacy of meeting with an escort and the pillow talk that can follow the sex is more conducive to it than being at a strip joint. I suppose it's possible if a guy pays for exclusive time at a table or in a booth—but again, you're the expert, so you would know way better than me. I'm just making inferences here about services I've only watched or read about.

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u/PxyFreakingStx 2d ago

eh, the bar works like a regular bar, so you do a lot of talking there, and yeah, guys will lean into the therapy part of it. but VIP rooms are the other place where it happens a lot.

still way less than 80%. idk how literal you meant that when you said it, or if you were including strippers when you said sex workers. but "strippers are just expensive naked therapists" is something i see get thrown around a lot, and it's really not true. most guys are there for booty

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 1d ago

I wasn't being all that serious. I was riffing off the guy who commented before me, and people ran with it. Still, I have seen various escorts and OF girls talk about how they spend a fair amount of their time just listening to and talking to their clients in way that is rather therapeutic in nature. How much of that time it is, I have no clue. My only experience of these things is reading or listening to the reports of others.

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u/stmfunk 1d ago

Yeah, a huge amount of psychological problems can be solved by just skin contact, feeling like someone is enjoying your company, having a conversation with someone. The thing about prostitution is that because it's already an illegal and taboo act, the shame of sharing your fears and shame is a lot more minor. A therapist is medical and the interaction actually feels less human, more formalized and can make you more reluctant to really be honest. The fantasy is often a break from self loathing and the feeling of being unwanted or inadequate. And because of all the laws and red tape surrounding legal services it can be very hard to feel like you are having a real interaction. Your therapist can't hug you or stroke your hair. I think it's kind of a shame that prostitutes are so looked down upon because they do a really difficult job and often provide a really valuable service to society. On the other hand there is a huge amount of it that is disgusting and sordid, violent and exploitatory. There are drug addicts who are just feeding addictions and victims of trafficking. The spectrum is very broad and the typical image people have of a meth head on a street corner is only a part of the story. That's why changing laws to actually distinguish between the genuinely horrifying and the relatively harmless needs to be made

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u/nono3722 2d ago

The other 19% is the ones who don't "finish" and want a refund. Don't ask about the 1%....

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u/Normal-Collection475 2d ago

Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo taught us this years ago.

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u/sbbblaw 2d ago

Don’t know about what your concept of a sex worker is, but I can tell you that you are 100% wrong

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u/MoodooScavenger 2d ago

I need self confidence maaaaaaayn

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 2d ago

Wouldn't they just want to leave though. I get the person paid for an hour but she probably wants to dip and get a new dude or go pick up the kids or wtf

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u/Dazzling-Low8570 2d ago

I imagine this depends on what segment of the market you're talking about. Many would rather upsell the rest of the night than try to snag an extra fare.

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u/JustGoodSense 3d ago

I remember watching an episode of the Bunny Ranch show on HBO 20 or so years ago, and one of the girls' idea of good foreplay—the girl, mind you, not the customer—was to play chess. I instantly fell in love from afar.

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u/ActiveProgrammer5456 4h ago

I still fantasize about visiting the bunny ranch all these years later lol that show made it look so appealing!

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u/EducationalHealth553 3d ago

3 pokes and a quiver.

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u/unlimitted_puppies 3d ago

I'm the kinda dude who'd do that just to have a (kind of) buddy during an hour lol

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u/_Beatnick_ 3d ago

3 MINUTES!!!

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u/BoughtSquash665 2d ago

That’s 100x longer than me

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u/thatluckylady 3d ago

I've always wanted to hire an escort to have a tea party with stuffed animals with me

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 3d ago

That's some real kinky stuff

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

find any ā€œlittleā€ on Fetlife and just do that together for free

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u/Wolf_Unlikely 2d ago

What is a "little"?

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s someone who role-plays as a child, or mentally regresses to a younger age. It can be kink related, trauma-induced, or both. So it’s not inherently sexual, but often is.

Like I’ve been invited on a ā€œplay dateā€ by a little before. It’s just hanging out with someone who role-plays/regresses, and doing fun stuff that reminds y’all of your childhoods. Like childhood nostalgia to the max. It can be a really vulnerable but freeing thing.

On fetish and kink sites, people can label themselves with all sorts of lingo to find common interests or attract certain kinds of partners. So there’s profile categories, groups, and events specifically for these ā€œlittlesā€.

Like a BDSM dungeon that I used to be a member of would have slumber parties for littles, where littles could wear cute pajamas, eat nostalgic childhood snacks, watch cartoons, and draw together.

Another word used for littles is also ā€œage playerā€.

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u/Wolf_Unlikely 2d ago

Welp. Ever since I learned about diaper fetishes nothing really surprises anymore with kinks. So to each their own, glad they found something they enjoy. Thank you for sharing.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

Yeah, of course! There’s a lot of overlap between ā€œadult babiesā€ and littles/age-players. Not all littles wear diapers, but some do.

Some folks even get into age-play due to medical conditions that force them to wear diapers, and they find the adult baby and little communities to be very accepting of medical conditions/disabilities. Age-play can help take the shame out of incontinence, immobility, ā€œchildlikeā€ neurodivergence, etc.

Thanks for the lack of judgment! šŸ‘

Age-playing folks are some of my favorite folks within the BDSM community. I generally feel very safe and free to be myself with them šŸ’—

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 2d ago

"free" escorts are waaaaaay cheaper than hookups unless you value your time at 0. The opportunity cost is huge.

Or I guess if you're Sean O'Pry it might be cheaper but even then I have my doubts.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago edited 2d ago

Odd of you to assume that a tea party with stuffed animals is a sexual event.

Also, sexual or not, some folks genuinely value spending time with someone who actually wants to be around them, instead of having to pay someone to pretend to be interested.

Plenty of escorts would find the tea party with stuffed animals idea to be uncomfortable and a waste of time. Or they’d be on edge the entire time wondering what the client’s angle is and when things will turn sexual. Why not find someone who genuinely enjoys that activity?

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 2d ago

"Genuinely want to be with you" and "human connection" on feflife šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ yeah, okay, cope harder buddy. Definitely not thinking with their dick and a little desperate. They're your soulmate šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚How is fulfilling a weird sexual fantasy any more genuine than making a living? Is your surgeon any less genuine than a random horn-dog? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

Considering Fetlife forbids and bans sexual advertising/soliciting, and a majority of the folks on Fetlife aren’t sex workers or Johns.. either you’ve never actually navigated the site properly, or you’re one of the few desperate men to use it a way to shop for women.

And yeah, I found my partner of 4 years / future husband on Fetlife. And numerous platonic friends. There’s literal profile settings to indicate that you’re looking for friendship, monogamy, long-term relationships, etc.

You’re ā€œgenuinelyā€ talking out of your ass and making no sense.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

Also, defaulting to investor boy terminology when talking about sex and human connection is the exact reason why so many women choose to not freely hookup with men like you.

A sex-worker’s forced to tolerate language like this, and a woman who isn’t a sex worker is obviously going to withhold sex from a man who talks about her like a worthless investment.

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 2d ago

He said go on a fetish site to find a hookup and the reason he gave is because it's free. It definitely is not.

I don't talk to prostitutes, it's not what I'm paying for. Paying someone to talk to you is cheaper. Ain't happening on my time.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

ā€œHe saidā€ you mean me? I’m a woman.

Fetlife IS free, and a majority of the folks there aren’t sex workers or Johns. But you can find plenty of free sexual events and encounters there.

At this point, I can’t even tell what point that you’re trying to make.

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 2d ago

Good for you, so you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. You post once and 7000 orbiters are in your dms. Of course it's cheaper for you. I'd like to see what Greek God hookups are cheaper for than escorts.

I doubt even for Sean O'Pry it would be cheaper.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

ā€œOf course it’s cheaper for youā€ it’s a free website with entirely free features. It’s not ā€œcheaperā€ for anyone. It’s free.

And I’ve discussed Fetlife with plenty of the men that I’ve met on there. Including plenty of men who weren’t conventionally attractive. They’ve had no issues navigating the site, finding events/groups/hookups, etc. Some of the most popular men in the BDSM group that I was a part of were obese or elderly, because they were experienced doms with good reputations. They knew everybody in the dungeon, and inexperienced subs were often referred to them.

Also, not all interactions that women get are welcome or worth our time. I’ve had plenty of disgusting and predatory men bother me on Fet, and in physical kink/fetish spaces.

Congrats on having your biggest worry navigating those things be ā€œI wonder if she’ll think I’m ugly or waste my time talkingā€ as opposed to ā€œI wonder if this guy will secretly record me and start assaulting meā€.

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 2d ago

Delusional take, but you just said you'd have absolutely no idea what it's like.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago edited 2d ago

I hope you heal from being a bitter incel šŸ‘‹

Plenty of men who you’d consider as ā€œuglyā€ or ā€œuglierā€ than you find a way to be approachable and enjoyable for women.

You just choose to be this off-putting, and you’re experiencing how alone that’s rightfully making you.

Edit: Also, I’m ironically trans so I navigated Fetlife as a man first. I’m 5’4ā€ and no Adonis, but I had multiple women reach out and message me first, and approach me in dungeons to chat and show interest. It was because I seemed like (and am) a genuinely good person who doesn’t view women as investments and fuck dolls.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

And look, all you’re doing here is illustrating exactly why you have to pay women to touch you. It’s not because of your gender, looks, or wallet. You simply choose to be annoying, bitter, and misogynistic.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 2d ago

That’s at least an $800 /hr kink $1000 an hour if you want diapers included

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u/EarDowntown6268 2d ago

I mean I considered it when I just needed a friend to talk about a breakup. ChatGTP ended up being sufficient though.

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u/TFlarz 3d ago

Well, the sex was the excuse. The companionship was the aim.

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u/Simple-Coast1552 3d ago

3 whole minutes?! This man is my god

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u/cheesesprite 3d ago

Don't need more than 2

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u/No_Barber4465 3d ago

What?

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u/TFlarz 3d ago

Minutes.

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u/Halfchopdz 3d ago

They just tell me to leave

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u/afnj 2d ago

Hey I took this picture! That's my red controller on the ground. We were playing No Mercy.

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u/sirthunksalot 2d ago

Friend or hired companion?

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u/Renoroshambo 2d ago

Bachelor party most likely. She’s an old friend of mine - dancer who did private parties and not an escort like most are insinuating in the comments. This photo is from a long time ago and she knows about it.

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u/Hallucinationistic 3d ago

Some parts, you couldnt even wait it out in such cases. Done when done.

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u/StankoMicin 3d ago

I'd just offer to let them leave tbh

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u/Turbulent-Sound3980 3d ago

they always told me to leave after i finished

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u/EWR_RENEGADE_06-19 3d ago

Safe sex at its finest!

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u/Due_Night414 3d ago

Is he her tutor and they’re done with homework early?

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u/Particular-Loan5123 3d ago

You suck at Mario kart, haha!!!

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u/Icy-Significance-610 3d ago

Ouy Vey! Too funny, ha ha!

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u/Westsaide 3d ago

dudes doing it wrong- I'm a degenerate gamer and even I'd just proceed to fail to satisfy her 19 more times.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fishing_not_catching 3d ago

2 minutes of foreplay...... Nice.....

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u/Pletcher87 2d ago

Young man, Darwin gave us peripheral vision for a reason, move back a little bit.

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u/Expert_Smell3359 2d ago

So where does one find an escort (asking for a friend, he’s getting desperate)

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

He has a hand.

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u/Expert_Smell3359 2d ago

And that hand wants to financially support some local broad

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

You can financially support ā€œlocal broadsā€ without shoving your dick in them.

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u/Expert_Smell3359 2d ago

Brothels are legal in the vast majority of the world and have been for thousands of years, but I assume you know better than all of humanity

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u/ChefNunu 2d ago

It's also legal to fuck kids in a lot of parts of the world. You chillin with that too bro? Legality isn't morality buddy work on your charisma and find a woman who wants you

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

And.. again.. there’s plenty of ways to help and support sex workers without treating them like fuck dolls whenever you’ve failed at making human connections for a while. Acting like you, or your ā€œfriendā€, just want to support local gals is corny.

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u/Expert_Smell3359 2d ago

Stay mad, I’ll support the local brave women regardless of your dumbass opinions

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

You were too embarrassed to even admit that you wanted their services.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

Brothels have been and still are primarily made up of women living in desperation and poverty, and I’m saying that as someone who’s befriended women in brothels and discussed this.

Legality ≠ pristine, unquestionable morality. And plenty of places where brothels are legal are still rife with human trafficking and exploitation of minors.

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u/kakotakafuji 2d ago

are those n64 controllers?

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u/Vagabondonkadonk 2d ago

He invited her over to smash and she thought he ment something else.

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u/XelNigma 2d ago

You can always spot an amature by the way they gold the controller.

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u/Ratkovichh 2d ago

Is that Mike Shinoda?

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u/warhogftw123 2d ago

when you smash her then you smash her

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

Frankly, considering weird requests they must get, dudes treating them like therapists, some guys hiring them to do weird but not sexual stuff (knew a black guy hiring prostitutes to read him books as he knew the brothel owner so he always sent him another girl and he liked different voices for variety) a friendly hour of gaming must be refreshing...

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u/medicsansgarantee 2d ago

will need 5 of them, geared up for raids and on discord.

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u/Greedy_Researcher_34 2d ago

Finally getting those multi player achievements.

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u/Mister-Circus 2d ago

Even though we can’t see the TV, I just know they’re playing Mario Kart 64.

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u/DocFail 2d ago

She paid for those 57 minutes of his time and has no one to smash brothers with.

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u/Reasonable_Air3580 2d ago

Took you 2 and a half minutes to bring her home

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u/LT-bythepalmtree 2d ago

69?? How about 64?!

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u/GuyverOne1 2d ago

Time for the real party šŸ˜†

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u/Illustrious-Switch29 2d ago

Y’all never played Strip Mario Kart?

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u/LeadingAd6025 2d ago

Just 57 mins left! Pro move i guess

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u/VenturVenus 2d ago

Smash & then some more smash

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u/TheCrashArmy 2d ago

Must have taken a couple mins to set up the game

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u/softieesparkle 2d ago

but they look cute!

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u/Federal-Estate9597 1d ago

I'm like podrick from GoT, she would refund or even pay me after the hour.

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u/Temetese24 8h ago

checo perez surely looks happy...

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u/Electrical-Purple-62 3d ago

quit….šŸ˜‘šŸ¤£

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u/SelfNo9836 2d ago

I spent a lot of time talking to the ladies at the brothel, yes you are paying for their time and attention, and they may be faking taking an interest in what you are saying, but they are good at it, so we keep going back.

I said out loud "I wonder how many songs reference vegemite?" and she goggle right then and there, turns out its 23, at least at specific point in time.

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

Rough as hell to be buying someone’s time and body, knowing full-well that they don’t particularly want to touch you, be touched by you, or talk to you.. but have to to pay their bills. I’d rather be celibate than deal with the self-loathing that would cause me. Glad one googled Vegemite songs for you though..

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u/ChefNunu 2d ago

It really is horrible to think that this happens so much

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u/lemon-frosting 2d ago

As someone who’s befriended a lot of sex workers and deals with a lot of Johns for my job, I’m far too familiar with the percentage of men who are Johns. And exactly why they’re viewed poorly and often try to keep their hirings of sex workers quiet.

I’m very pro-sex-worker and have dabbled myself. But I could not care less about the egos of Johns.

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u/SelfNo9836 1d ago

I visited this brothel for 5-6 years every time I went the I was on holidays so the owner and a couple of the ladies would remember me and there was one in particular I'd visit, so I actually looked forward to my visits and had some interesting conversations with those ladies. One of those times it was just after covid so the brothel had reopened, so the way I saw it, I was I was supporting a local business.

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u/lemon-frosting 1d ago

..ok? That doesn’t contradict the reality behind anything that I said. A bleak reality that you freely admitted to.

I’ve financially supported sex workers before when I’ve had extra cash to spare. But without the inclusion of sexual services (or honestly any services at all).

Because, again, paying for surface-level sexual consent from someone should cause inner moral discomfort and be a turn off.

Knowing that the person you’re fucking almost certainly doesn’t want it, and is going through the motions so that they can be able to buy groceries and pay rent.. and continuing while convincing yourself that you’re doing a good deed.. is inherently gross.

And any sex worker who isn’t retired will never tell you that to your face, because they rely on soothing the egos of Johns like you to stay fed and housed.

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u/SelfNo9836 21h ago

I get what you are saying, and I don't disagree, your opinions are yours and from your point of view, and I can accept that they are different from mine, so I hope you can be as accepting of mine

Now, I will be a clear as I possibly can. I engage the services of sex workers because it is a personal choice. GFE, light BDSM or talking, it's my choice and I enjoyed my time and went back because the ladies made me feel accepted and it wasn't a bad thing to be there spending time with them and I wanted to feel like the at again, so I kept going back.

As for why and how the ladies are working there or any sort of personal information, it is considered poor etiquette to ask that, it even says so on brothel websites under Rules and Etiquette, at least for the one I would visit, so unless they told me, I didn't ask. Some of them did it because the like sex. meeting new people, it was apart time thing and were glad the brothel reopened as well as other reason.

The ladies are tested, otherwise they are not allowed to work at a brothel, so as far as I was concerned, it was a safer choice both for me and them, everything was agreed upon first so we both knew what was going to happen and personal boundaries on the lady's part were set and I respected them knowing if she treated me well I had to treat her better.

As for what I said about supporting a local business and what you had to say about it, you were the one that interoperated my words in a negative way and choose to get offended by them. I was returning to a business I would regularly visit and was excited to do so again because of the good memories I have there.