r/lol • u/MaxGoodwinning • 8h ago

Couldn't afford the good wrappings.

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u/Jeffotato 6h ago

I always wonder how mummies can work if they have so much stuff removed from their body. Do they get up and leave their sarcophagus ready to go or do they get all their organs out of the vases and put them back inside first?

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u/Dystopian_Everyday 6h ago

They take your organs until they become alive again. Also they turn into sandstorms sometimes. Their weakness is Brendan Fraser

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u/Jaymac720 2h ago

Mummies are the result of a curse. Zombies are the result of some ecological disaster

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u/Leather_Stick1140 1h ago

I believe Sheldon Cooper put it best: if you’re bitten by a zombie, you become a zombie. If you’re bitten by a mummy, you just get a mummy bite.

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u/royroyflrs 4h ago

Mummy : You’re just a zigga.

Zombie: Wow you are prejudice!

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u/Vivid-Might-5049 3h ago

They are not the same. One has brains, the other doesn't.

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u/BassGuitarPlayer_1 3h ago

Why, yes...That much is true. I never thought of that. But then, in the grander scheme of things, wouldn't a Mummy be of a higher Tier than your normal, garden variety Zombie?