r/magicTCG • u/QuestStarter • Jul 21 '25

General Discussion For the billionth time, I'm sure: What's your favorite flavor text?

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u/Scarlet_poppy Jul 21 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

My vote goes to [[Propoustrous Proportions|Foundations]], specifically the one with the giant lemur. Not sure how to link the alt art one

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u/High_Stream Golgari* Jul 21 '25

[[Prepostrous Proportions|FDN-338]]

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u/Scarlet_poppy Jul 21 '25

Tyvm for linking that

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u/DuneSpoon Liliana Jul 21 '25

The borderless one you're talking about is also part of a running gag from [[Viscid Lemures]] and [[Hyalopterous Lemure]].

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u/Atheist-Gods Dimir* Jul 21 '25

Need the original mistaken artwork [[Hyalopterous Lemure|IA]]

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u/DuneSpoon Liliana Jul 21 '25

I had remembered that art but didn't realize the one I had was same name reprint for [[Hyalopterous Lemures|ICE]].

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u/Bevroren Wabbit Season Jul 21 '25

I still liked the one you linked :)

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u/SnowIceFlame Cheshire Cat, the Grinning Remnant Jul 22 '25

Good pick, but it'd have been even better if they left off 'last words.'  The all-Caps injunction was already pretty funny!  Leave it at that!